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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Seemingly Never-Ending Story|Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife}}
-{{qf|Bart}} Why does [[God]] need our money?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Why does [[God]] need our money?
-{{qf|Homer}} He has to finish paying off the planets. Did you see that ring He gave Saturn?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} He has to finish paying off the planets. Did you see that ring He gave Saturn?
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-{{qf|Rod}} Hurry, let's climb down.
+{{qf|[[Rod]]}} Hurry, let's climb down.
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[as he and Rod climb down the church steeple]'' Don't let our hands touch it's gay.
 {{qf|Rod}} What does 'gay' mean?
-{{qf|Bart}} Um, It means...you used to be afraid... but you're not anymore.
+{{qf|Bart}} Um, It means... you used to be afraid... but you're not anymore.
 {{qf|Rod}} ''[shouting down at Flanders]'' I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!
-{{qf|Marge}} ''[laughs nervously]'' I believe he's saying... he's okay.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} ''[laughs nervously]'' I believe he's saying... he's okay.
 ----
-{{qf|Homer}} What are you talking about? Monkeys don't have feelings. If they did, my experiments on them could be called cruel.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} What are you talking about? Monkeys don't have feelings. If they did, my experiments on them could be called cruel.
 ----
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[sarcastic tone]'' Oh, you're so right! I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Help me, Lisa, I have serious mental problems!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[sarcastic tone]'' Oh, you're so right! I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Help me, [[Lisa]], I have serious mental problems!
 ----
-{{qf|Ned}} ''[gasp]'' A sliver from a band-aid wrapper! Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abraised and contused?!
+{{qf|[[Ned]]}} ''[gasp]'' A sliver from a band-aid wrapper! Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abraised and contused?!
-{{qf|Todd}} I cut myself on the knife playing Christian Clue.
+{{qf|[[Todd]]}} I cut myself on the knife playing Christian Clue.
 {{qf|Rod}} The secular humanist in the school house with misinformation!
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 {{qf|Marge}} ''[surprised]'' Oh.
 {{qf|Rod}} ''[praying]'' But we forgive her.
-{{qf|Marge}} Ooooo."
+{{qf|Marge}} Ooooo.
 {{Season 17|Q}}

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Seemingly Never-Ending Story|Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife}}
-:'''Bart:''' Why does [[God]] need our money?
+{{qf|Bart}} Why does [[God]] need our money?
-:'''Homer:''' He has to finish paying off the planets. Did you see that ring He gave Saturn?
+{{qf|Homer}} He has to finish paying off the planets. Did you see that ring He gave Saturn?
 ----
-:'''Rod:''' Hurry, let's climb down.
+{{qf|Rod}} Hurry, let's climb down.
-:'''Bart:''' ''[as he and Rod climb down the church steeple]'' Don't let our hands touch it's gay.
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[as he and Rod climb down the church steeple]'' Don't let our hands touch it's gay.
-:'''Rod:''' What does 'gay' mean?
+{{qf|Rod}} What does 'gay' mean?
-:'''Bart:''' Um, It means...you used to be afraid... but you're not anymore.
+{{qf|Bart}} Um, It means...you used to be afraid... but you're not anymore.
-:'''Rod:''' ''[shouting down at Flanders]'' I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!
+{{qf|Rod}} ''[shouting down at Flanders]'' I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!
-:'''Marge:''' ''[laughs nervously]'' I believe he's saying... he's okay.
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[laughs nervously]'' I believe he's saying... he's okay.
 ----
-:'''Homer:''' What are you talking about? Monkeys don't have feelings. If they did, my experiments on them could be called cruel.
+{{qf|Homer}} What are you talking about? Monkeys don't have feelings. If they did, my experiments on them could be called cruel.
 ----
-:'''Homer:''' ''[sarcastic tone]'' Oh, you're so right! I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Help me, Lisa, I have serious mental problems!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[sarcastic tone]'' Oh, you're so right! I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Help me, Lisa, I have serious mental problems!
 ----
-:'''Ned:''' ''[gasp]'' A sliver from a band-aid wrapper! Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abraised and contused?!
+{{qf|Ned}} ''[gasp]'' A sliver from a band-aid wrapper! Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abraised and contused?!
-:'''Todd:''' I cut myself on the knife playing Christian Clue.
+{{qf|Todd}} I cut myself on the knife playing Christian Clue.
-:'''Rod:''' The secular humanist in the school house with misinformation!
+{{qf|Rod}} The secular humanist in the school house with misinformation!
 ----
-:'''Rod:''' ''[praying]'' And please thank Mrs. Simpson for giving as much fun as we had when Mommy was here."
+{{qf|Rod}} ''[praying]'' And please thank Mrs. Simpson for giving as much fun as we had when Mommy was here."
-:'''Marge:''' Aw.
+{{qf|Marge}} Aw.
-:'''Todd:''' ''[praying]'' And please ask Mommy to come to Daddy in a dream so he knows how to cut our sandwiches.
+{{qf|Todd}} ''[praying]'' And please ask Mommy to come to Daddy in a dream so he knows how to cut our sandwiches.
-:'''Marge:''' Aw.
+{{qf|Marge}} Aw.
-:'''Rod:''' ''[praying]'' And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers.
+{{qf|Rod}} ''[praying]'' And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers.
-:'''Marge:''' ''[surprised]'' Oh.
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[surprised]'' Oh.
-:'''Rod:''' ''[praying]'' But we forgive her.
+{{qf|Rod}} ''[praying]'' But we forgive her.
-:'''Marge:''' Ooooo."
+{{qf|Marge}} Ooooo."
 {{Season 17|Q}}

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 {{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Seemingly Never-Ending Story|Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife}}
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-'''Bart:''' "Why does God need our money?"
+:'''Rod:''' Hurry, let's climb down.
+:'''Bart:''' ''[as he and Rod climb down the church steeple]'' Don't let our hands touch it's gay.
-'''Homer:''' "He has to finish paying off the planets. Did you see that ring He gave Saturn?"
+:'''Rod:''' What does 'gay' mean?
+:'''Bart:''' Um, It means...you used to be afraid... but you're not anymore.
-----
+:'''Rod:''' ''[shouting down at Flanders]'' I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!
-'''Rod:''' Hurry, let's climb down.
+:'''Marge:''' ''[laughs nervously]'' I believe he's saying... he's okay.
 ----
-'''Homer:''' "What are you talking about? Monkeys don't have feelings. If they did, my experiments on them could be called cruel."
+:'''Homer:''' What are you talking about? Monkeys don't have feelings. If they did, my experiments on them could be called cruel.
 ----
-'''Homer:''' ''(sarcastic tone)'' "Oh, you're so right! I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Help me, Lisa, I have serious mental problems!"
+:'''Homer:''' ''[sarcastic tone]'' Oh, you're so right! I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Help me, Lisa, I have serious mental problems!
 ----
-'''Ned:''' ''(gasp)'' "A sliver from a band-aid wrapper! Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abraised and contused?!"
+:'''Ned:''' ''[gasp]'' A sliver from a band-aid wrapper! Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abraised and contused?!
+:'''Todd:''' I cut myself on the knife playing Christian Clue.
-'''Todd:''' "I cut myself on the knife playing Christian Clue."
+:'''Rod:''' The secular humanist in the school house with misinformation!
 ----
 {{Season 17|Q}}

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-{{Season 17 Q}}
+{{Season 17|Q}}

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-{{TabQ
+{{TabQ}}
-|episode = Bart Has Two Mommies
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|The Seemingly Never-Ending Story|Homer Simpson, This Is Your Wife}}
-== Quotes ==
+'''Homer:''' "He has to finish paying off the planets. Did you see that ring He gave Saturn?"
 ----
-* '''Rod:''' Hurry, let's climb down.<br />'''Bart (as he and Rod climb down the church steeple):''' "Don't let our hands touch it's gay."<br />'''Rod:''' "What does 'gay' mean?"<br />'''Bart:''' "Um, It means...you used to be afraid...but you're not anymore."<br />'''Rod:''' ''(shouting down at Flanders)'' "I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!"<br />'''Marge:''' ''(laughs nervously)'' "I believe he's saying...he's okay."
+'''Rod:''' ''(shouting down at Flanders)'' "I'm gay, Daddy! I'm gay! Mrs. Simpson made me gay!"
 ----
-* '''Homer:''' "What are you talking about? Monkeys don't have feelings. If they did, my experiments on them could be called cruel."
+----
 ----
-* '''Homer:''' ''(sarcastic tone)'' "Oh, you're so right! I guess I should be more concerned with Bart's safety than covering my own butt! And maybe I'm talking like this because I can't stop! Help me, Lisa, I have serious mental problems!"
+'''Rod:''' "The secular humanist in the school house with misinformation!"
 ----
-* '''Ned:''' ''(gasp)'' "A sliver from a band-aid wrapper! Call me Ned Zeppelin, but is one of my boys abraised and contused?!"<br />'''Todd:''' "I cut myself on the knife playing Christian Clue."<br />'''Rod:''' "The secular humanist in the school house with misinformation!"
+'''Rod:''' ''(praying) ''"And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers."
-----
+'''Marge:''' ''(surprised)'' "Oh."
-* '''Rod:''' ''(praying) ''"And please thank Mrs. Simpson for giving as much fun as we had when Mommy was here."<br />'''Marge:''' "Aw."<br />'''Todd:''' ''(praying) ''"And please ask Mommy to come to Daddy in a dream so he knows how to cut our sandwiches."<br />'''Marge:''' "Aw."<br />'''Rod:''' ''(praying) ''"And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers."<br />'''Marge:''' ''(surprised)'' "Oh."<br />'''Rod:''' ''(praying) "''But we forgive her."<br />'''Marge:''' "Ooooo."
+'''Marge:''' "Ooooo."
 ----
 {{Season 17 Q}}

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	* '''Rod:''' ''(praying) ''"And please thank Mrs. Simpson for giving as much fun as we had when Mommy was here."<br />'''Marge:''' "Aw."<br />'''Todd:''' ''(praying) ''"And please ask Mommy to come to Daddy in a dream so he knows how to cut our sandwiches."<br />'''Marge:''' "Aw."<br />'''Rod:''' ''(praying) ''"And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers."<br />'''Marge:''' ''(surprised)'' "Oh."<br />'''Rod:''' ''(praying) "''But we forgive her."<br />'''Marge:''' "Ooooo." {{Season 17 Q}}		* '''Rod:''' ''(praying) ''"And please thank Mrs. Simpson for giving as much fun as we had when Mommy was here."<br />'''Marge:''' "Aw."<br />'''Todd:''' ''(praying) ''"And please ask Mommy to come to Daddy in a dream so he knows how to cut our sandwiches."<br />'''Marge:''' "Aw."<br />'''Rod:''' ''(praying) ''"And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers."<br />'''Marge:''' ''(surprised)'' "Oh."<br />'''Rod:''' ''(praying) "''But we forgive her."<br />'''Marge:''' "Ooooo." {{Season 17 Q}}
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	* '''Rod:''' ''(praying) ''"And please thank Mrs. Simpson for giving as much fun as we had when Mommy was here."<br />'''Marge:''' "Aw."<br />'''Todd:''' ''(praying) ''"And please ask Mommy to come to Daddy in a dream so he knows how to cut our sandwiches."<br />'''Marge:''' "Aw."<br />'''Rod:''' ''(praying) ''"And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers."<br />'''Marge:''' ''(surprised)'' "Oh."<br />'''Rod:''' ''(praying) "''But we forgive her."<br />'''Marge:''' "Ooooo." {{Season 17 Q}}		* '''Rod:''' ''(praying) ''"And please thank Mrs. Simpson for giving as much fun as we had when Mommy was here."<br />'''Marge:''' "Aw."<br />'''Todd:''' ''(praying) ''"And please ask Mommy to come to Daddy in a dream so he knows how to cut our sandwiches."<br />'''Marge:''' "Aw."<br />'''Rod:''' ''(praying) ''"And please tell Mrs. Simpson it's rude to eavesdrop on our prayers."<br />'''Marge:''' ''(surprised)'' "Oh."<br />'''Rod:''' ''(praying) "''But we forgive her."<br />'''Marge:''' "Ooooo." {{Season 17 Q}}
		+	[[Category:Season 17]]