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		<title>SolarBot: /* top */replaced: Starbeam → Shapiro</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;‎&lt;span dir=&quot;auto&quot;&gt;&lt;span class=&quot;autocomment&quot;&gt;top: &lt;/span&gt;replaced: Starbeam → Shapiro&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
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				&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;← Older revision&lt;/td&gt;
				&lt;td colspan='2' style=&quot;background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;&quot;&gt;Revision as of 18:47, March 7, 2022&lt;/td&gt;
				&lt;/tr&gt;&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td colspan=&quot;2&quot; class=&quot;diff-lineno&quot; id=&quot;mw-diff-left-l6&quot; &gt;Line 6:&lt;/td&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|Milhouse}} Okay, but I don't have the wig anymore! I think mom wore it a few times and it got ruined!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|Milhouse}} Okay, but I don't have the wig anymore! I think mom wore it a few times and it got ruined!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;----&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;----&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;−&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|Bart}} C'mon, open up in there! Can anybody hear me? Open up! &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Open-- ulp&lt;/del&gt;!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|Bart}} C'mon, open up in there! Can anybody hear me? Open up! &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Open—ulp&lt;/ins&gt;!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} My daddy says you should never open the door to strangers!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} My daddy says you should never open the door to strangers!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|Bart}} No, no... Nothing like that! I just collect ticket stubs from all the big movies. I need one to keep my collection complete!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|Bart}} No, no... Nothing like that! I just collect ticket stubs from all the big movies. I need one to keep my collection complete!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Ah, your family's too poor to even buy you decent clothes! Look at the big rip in his pants... right in the butt!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Ah, your family's too poor to even buy you decent clothes! Look at the big rip in his pants... right in the butt!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;−&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|[[Dolph &lt;del class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Starbeam&lt;/del&gt;]]}} What a loser!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;+&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|[[Dolph &lt;ins class=&quot;diffchange diffchange-inline&quot;&gt;Shapiro&lt;/ins&gt;]]}} What a loser!&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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&lt;tr&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Baaaa-con! Get your nice, crispy bacon here! Bacon with all the fixings! Potato skins, cheese sauce, lettuce, and tomato sandwiches! Come on, who wants some bacon?!?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td class='diff-marker'&gt;&amp;#160;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;td style=&quot;background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;&quot;&gt;&lt;div&gt;{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Baaaa-con! Get your nice, crispy bacon here! Bacon with all the fixings! Potato skins, cheese sauce, lettuce, and tomato sandwiches! Come on, who wants some bacon?!?&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/td&gt;&lt;/tr&gt;
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		<title>Solar Dragon: Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}}  {{qf|Bart}} ...So anyway, that's why I can't buy a ticket to the movie. But I've got this great idea! Let me borrow your old Baron Braindead Halloween cos...&quot;</title>
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		<summary type="html">&lt;p&gt;Created page with &amp;quot;{{TabQ|nogags}}  {{qf|&lt;a href=&quot;/wiki/Bart&quot; class=&quot;mw-redirect&quot; title=&quot;Bart&quot;&gt;Bart&lt;/a&gt;}} ...So anyway, that&amp;#039;s why I can&amp;#039;t buy a ticket to the movie. But I&amp;#039;ve got this great idea! Let me borrow your old Baron Braindead Halloween cos...&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ...So anyway, that's why I can't buy a ticket to the movie. But I've got this great idea! Let me borrow your old Baron Braindead Halloween costume!&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} I-I don't know, Bart... That costume was awfully expensive!&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Bart}} Aw, c'mon! You haven't worn it since last Halloween, and your dad only bought it 'cause he feels guilty for never spending any time with you!&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Milhouse}} Okay, but I don't have the wig anymore! I think mom wore it a few times and it got ruined!&lt;br /&gt;
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{{qf|Bart}} C'mon, open up in there! Can anybody hear me? Open up! Open-- ulp!&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} My daddy says you should never open the door to strangers!&lt;br /&gt;
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{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Boy, what a cheapskate! What's the matter, Bart? Is your family too poor to buy you a ticket?&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Bart}} No, no... Nothing like that! I just collect ticket stubs from all the big movies. I need one to keep my collection complete!&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|[[Kearney Zzyzwicz]]}} Ah, your family's too poor to even buy you decent clothes! Look at the big rip in his pants... right in the butt!&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|[[Dolph Starbeam]]}} What a loser!&lt;br /&gt;
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{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Baaaa-con! Get your nice, crispy bacon here! Bacon with all the fixings! Potato skins, cheese sauce, lettuce, and tomato sandwiches! Come on, who wants some bacon?!?&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|[[Richard]]}} Who wants bacon? Movies are for popcorn!&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|[[Lewis Clark]]}} Yeah, what a doofus!&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} I say, isn't that Bart Simpson's father?&lt;br /&gt;
{{qf|Kid}} Hey, it is! No wonder Simpson's such a geek!&lt;br /&gt;
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