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 {{qf|[[Otto]]}} Whoa! Sorry, Bart dude, state law prohibits me from crashing the bus on purpose. But who knows, you may get lucky and we could have an accident!
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[talking to himself]'' No need to panic. Just pal up with some brain, sponge the answers, then I am back on Easy Street!
 {{qf|[[Sherri]]}} Look! It is Bart Simpson.
 {{qf|[[Terri]]}} I will bet he did not study for the test, and now he is trying to play up to us!
 {{qf|Bart}} Good morning, girls!
 {{qf|Sherri & Terri}} ''[sweetly in unison]'' Good morning, Bart!
 {{qf|Bart}} Who is up for a power cram session? I will go first. What was the name of the Pilgrims' ship?
-{{qf|Sherri}} ''The Spirit of Saint Louis''.
+{{qf|Sherri}} ''The [[Spirit of St. Louis]]''.
 {{qf|Bart}} Where was their original destination?
-{{qf|Terri}} Sunny Acapulco.
+{{qf|Terri}} Sunny [[Acapulco]].
-{{qf|Bart}} And why did they leave England?
+{{qf|Bart}} And why did they leave [[England]]?
 {{qf|Sherri}} Giant rats.
 :''[Sherri & Terri snicker to themselves as Bart is writing in a notebook.]''
@@ Line 23: / Line 23: @@
 {{qf|Bart}} Speak English, man!
 {{qf|Martin}} A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth stands a better chance at passing this test than you do!
-{{qf|Bart}} ''[dejectedly]'' Thanks for the pep talk, poindexter.
+{{qf|Bart}} ''[dejectedly]'' Thanks for the pep talk, Poindexter.
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@@ Line 93: / Line 93: @@
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[overjoyed]'' You mean I passed?
 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} Just barely.
 {{qf|Bart}} I passed! I got a D minus! I passed!! All right! ''[Kisses Mrs. Krabappel and runs out of the school]'' I passed, I passed, I passed! I got a D minus! I passed! I got a D minus! I passed! I got a D minus! I passed, I passed, I... ''[Frowns suddenly]'' ...KISSED THE TEACHER?!!
 {{Season 2|Q}}

@@ Line 63: / Line 63: @@
 {{qf|Thomas Jefferson}} That all men are created equal.
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[talking to himself]'' That all men are created equal.
-{{qf|Thomas Jefferson}} And are entitled to...
+{{qf|Thomas Jefferson}} That from that equal creation they derive rights inherent and inalienable...
-{{qf|[[John Mason]]}} Snow!
+{{qf|[[John Adams]]}} Hey, look everybody! It's snowing!
-{{qf|[[John Adams]]}} Look everyone! It is snowing!
+{{qf|[[Samuel Chase]]}} In the middle of July?
-{{qf|Thomas Jefferson}} Snow in July? It is a miracle!
+{{qf|[[Roger Sherman]]}} It's a miracle.
-{{qf|[[Robert Morris]]}} Let us go out and play!
+{{qf|[[Benjamin Franklin]]}} Fellas, I've invented something fun... the sled.
-{{qf|First Continental Congress}} ''[in unison]'' Yeah!
+{{qf|John Adams}} Hey, look everybody! [[John Hancock]]'s writing his name in the snow!
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@@ Line 53: / Line 53: @@
 {{qf|Bart}} Woo hoo! A snow day! Last one out is a rotten egg!
 :''[Bart is stopped by Lisa.]''
-{{qf|Lisa}} I heard you praying last night. You asked God to make it so that He would close the school and He did. I do not know much about the existance of God, but I do know this; He is a force more powerful than Mom and Dad put together and you owe Him big.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I heard you praying last night. You asked God to make it so that He would close the school and He did. I do not know much about the existence of God, but I do know this; He is a force more powerful than Mom and Dad put together and you owe Him big.
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@@ Line 86: / Line 86: @@
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[still crying]'' No..you don't understand. I really tried this time. I really tried! This is as good as I can do, and I still failed!
 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} Well, a 59 is a high F.
-{{qf|Bart}} Who am I kidding? I really am a failure! Now I know how [[George Washington]] felt when he surrendered Fort Neccessity to the French in 1754.
+{{qf|Bart}} Who am I kidding? I really am a failure! Now I know how [[George Washington]] felt when he surrendered Fort Necessity to the French in 1754.
 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} What?
 {{qf|Bart}} You know, 1754. The famous defeat to the French.

@@ Line 5: / Line 5: @@
 :''[Bart awakens and realizes he has not studied for his test today.]''
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Otto man, I have a test I am so not ready for! Could you help out your pal and crash the bus?
-{{qf|[[Otto]]}} Whoa! Sorry Bart dude, state law prohibits me from crashing the bus on purpose. But who knows, you may get lucky and we could have an accident!
+{{qf|[[Otto]]}} Whoa! Sorry, Bart dude, state law prohibits me from crashing the bus on purpose. But who knows, you may get lucky and we could have an accident!
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[talking to himself]'' No need to panic. Just pal up with some brain, sponge the answers, then I am back on Easy Street!
 {{qf|[[Sherri]]}} Look! It is Bart Simpson.
 {{qf|[[Terri]]}} I will bet he did not study for the test, and now he is trying to play up to us!
-{{qf|Bart}} Good morning girls!
+{{qf|Bart}} Good morning, girls!
-{{qf|Sherri & Terri}} ''[sweetly in unison]'' Good morning Bart!
+{{qf|Sherri & Terri}} ''[sweetly in unison]'' Good morning, Bart!
 {{qf|Bart}} Who is up for a power cram session? I will go first. What was the name of the Pilgrims' ship?
 {{qf|Sherri}} ''The Spirit of Saint Louis''.
@@ Line 32: / Line 32: @@
 {{qf|Bart}} I got my bases covered.
 :''[Bart picks up phone and dials [[Milhouse]].]''
-{{qf|Bart}} Milhouse, my man! How was school? I missed Lewis shooting milk out of his nose? You do not say? Listen, on the history test what did you get for Question #1? OK, how about Question #2?
+{{qf|Bart}} Milhouse, my man! How was school? I missed Lewis shooting milk out of his nose? You do not say? Listen, on the history test, what did you get for Question #1? OK, how about Question #2?
 :''Bart is writing down Milhouse's fed answers. Scene changes to Springfield Elementary, where Bart is confidently writing on the test.''
 {{qf|Bart}} I think you will be pleasantly surprised.
@@ Line 45: / Line 45: @@
 {{qf|Edna Krabappel {aged}}} The topic is world literature. Let us start with ''Treasure Island'' by Robert Louis Stevenson. Can anyone tell me the name of the pirate... Bart Simpson Senior?
 :''[Bart is now a full-grown man]''
-{{qf|Bart Simpson Senior}} Ah lady, come on. My kid has the chicken pox, my wife has been nagging me for a new car and I need a root canal. So can you please cut me some slack and stop asking me for the name of that stupid pirate?
+{{qf|Bart Simpson Senior}} Ah, lady, come on. My kid has the chicken pox, my wife has been nagging me for a new car and I need a root canal. So can you please cut me some slack and stop asking me for the name of that stupid pirate?
 :''[Bart Simpson Junior (who bears an uncanny resemblance to his father at that age) is seated next to his father, and is presumably a more serious student.]''
 {{qf|Bart Simpson Junior}} ''[whispering]'' Long John Silver, Dad!
-{{qf|Edna Krabappel}} I heard that Bart Junior! I want to see both of you after class!
+{{qf|Edna Krabappel}} I heard that, Bart Junior! I want to see both of you after class!
 {{qf|Bart Sr & Bart Jr}} ''[in unison]'' D'OH!
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@@ Line 70: / Line 70: @@
 {{qf|First Continental Congress}} ''[in unison]'' Yeah!
 :''[Entire Continental Congress runs outdoors except for Bart, who looks out the window.]''
-{{qf|John Adams}} Look everybody, [[John Hancock]] wrote his name in the snow!
+{{qf|John Adams}} Look, everybody, [[John Hancock]] wrote his name in the snow!
 ----
 :''[Bart in class. Students are finishing their history tests and submit them to the teacher.]''
-{{qf|Martin}} Later Mrs. K.
+{{qf|Martin}} Later, Mrs. K.
-{{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} Martin? OK Bart, time is up. Hand over your test.
+{{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} Martin? OK, Bart, time is up. Hand over your test.
 {{qf|Bart}} Mrs. Krabappel, could you please grade this right now?
 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} Very well, let me get out "Old Red".
@@ Line 81: / Line 81: @@
 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} That's 59, Bart, another F.
 {{qf|Bart}} Oh, no. I can't believe it.
-{{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} Yes, I know, another year, oh it's gonna be hell.
+{{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} Yes, I know, another year, oh, it's gonna be hell.
 :''[Bart looks at the test paper and breaks down in tears]''
 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} Bart, what's the matter? I would think you'd be used to failing by now.
@@ Line 90: / Line 90: @@
 {{qf|Bart}} You know, 1754. The famous defeat to the French.
 :''Mrs. Krabappel skims through a history textbook.''
 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} My God, Bart, you're right!
 {{qf|Bart}} So?
 {{qf|Mrs. Krabappel}} You demonstrated applied knowledge! And due to the difficulty and relative obscurity of that reference, you deserve an extra point on that exam. It's only fair.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo |Some Enchanted Evening|Simpson and Delilah}}
-:''[Bart awakens and realizes he has not studied for his test today]''
+:''[Bart awakens and realizes he has not studied for his test today.]''
 :'''[[Bart]]''': Otto man, I have a test I am so not ready for! Could you help out your pal and crash the bus?
 :'''[[Otto]]''': Whoa! Sorry Bart dude, state law prohibits me from crashing the bus on purpose. But who knows, you may get lucky and we could have an accident!
 :'''Bart''': ''[talking to himself]'' No need to panic. Just pal up with some brain, sponge the answers, then I am back on Easy Street!
-:'''Sherri''': Look! It is Bart Simpson.
+:'''[[Sherri]]''': Look! It is Bart Simpson.
-:'''Terri''': I will bet he did not study for the test, and now he is trying to play up to us!
+:'''[[Terri]]''': I will bet he did not study for the test, and now he is trying to play up to us!
 :'''Bart''': Good morning girls!
 :'''Sherri & Terri''': ''[sweetly in unison]'' Good morning Bart!
@@ Line 17: / Line 17: @@
 :'''Bart''': And why did they leave England?
 :'''Sherri''': Giant rats.
-:''Sherri & Terri snicker to themselves as Bart is writing in a notebook''
+:''[Sherri & Terri snicker to themselves as Bart is writing in a notebook.]''
 :'''Bart''': Cool, history is coming alive!
-:''School bus arrives at Springfield Elementary. Students exit bus.''
+:''[School bus arrives at Springfield Elementary. Students exit bus.]''
-:'''Martin Prince''': As a natural enemy, I do not know why I am doing this, but I feel obliged to tell you that the information you just received is grossly erroneous.
+:'''[[Martin Prince]]''': As a natural enemy, I do not know why I am doing this, but I feel obliged to tell you that the information you just received is grossly erroneous.
 :'''Bart''': Speak English, man!
 :'''Martin''': A blindfolded chimp with a pencil in his teeth stands a better chance at passing this test than you do!
@@ Line 32: / Line 32: @@
 :'''Lisa''': You cannot run away from your responsibilities forever. You are bound to fail that test sooner or later.
 :'''Bart''': I got my bases covered.
-:''[Bart picks up phone and dials Milhouse]''
+:''[Bart picks up phone and dials [[Milhouse]].]''
 :'''Bart''': Milhouse, my man! How was school? I missed Lewis shooting milk out of his nose? You do not say? Listen, on the history test what did you get for Question #1? OK, how about Question #2?
 :''Bart is writing down Milhouse's fed answers. Scene changes to Springfield Elementary, where Bart is confidently writing on the test.''
@@ Line 41: / Line 41: @@
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-:''[Bart in class. He is stressed at contemplating the seriousness of this situation]''
+:''[Bart in class. He is stressed at contemplating the seriousness of this situation.]''
-:'''Doctor Pryor''': ''[echoing in Bart's mind]'' I am afraid my recommendation is for Bart Simpson to repeat the fourth grade.
+:'''[[Dr. Pryor]]''': ''[echoing in Bart's mind]'' I am afraid my recommendation is for Bart Simpson to repeat the fourth grade.
 :'''[[Edna Krabappel]]''': Class, the topic is world literature...
-:''Bart imagines the future, Edna Krabappel is now elderly''
+:''[Bart imagines the future, Edna Krabappel is now elderly.]''
-:'''Edna Krabappel'''{aged}: The topic is world literature. Let us start with ''Treasure Island'' by Robert Louis Stevenson. Can anyone tell me the name of the pirate...Bart Simpson Senior?
+:'''Edna Krabappel {aged}:''' The topic is world literature. Let us start with ''Treasure Island'' by Robert Louis Stevenson. Can anyone tell me the name of the pirate... Bart Simpson Senior?
-:''Bart is now a full-grown man''
+:''[Bart is now a full-grown man]''
 :'''Bart Simpson Senior''': Ah lady, come on. My kid has the chicken pox, my wife has been nagging me for a new car and I need a root canal. So can you please cut me some slack and stop asking me for the name of that stupid pirate?
-:''Bart Simpson Junior (who bears an uncanny resemblance to his father at that age) is seated next to his father, and is presumably a more serious student''
+:''[Bart Simpson Junior (who bears an uncanny resemblance to his father at that age) is seated next to his father, and is presumably a more serious student.]''
-:'''Bart Simpson Junior'''{whispering}: Long John Silver, Dad!
+:'''Bart Simpson Junior:''' ''[whispering]'' Long John Silver, Dad!
 :'''Edna Krabappel''': I heard that Bart Junior! I want to see both of you after class!
-:'''Bart Sr & Bart Jr''': ''[in unison]'' DOH!
+:'''Bart Sr & Bart Jr''': ''[in unison]'' D'OH!
 ----
 :'''Bart''': Woo hoo! A snow day! Last one out is a rotten egg!
-:''Bart is stopped by Lisa''
+:''[Bart is stopped by Lisa.]''
 :'''Lisa''': I heard you praying last night. You asked God to make it so that He would close the school and He did. I do not know much about the existance of God, but I do know this; He is a force more powerful than Mom and Dad put together and you owe Him big.
@@ Line 62: / Line 62: @@
 :''[Bart has had to hide himself in the basement in order to shield himself from the tempation of the fun people are having outdoors with the snow day.]''
 :'''Bart''': ''[talking to himself]'' Concentrate, man! Do you want to be held back? OK, Chapter 4. The Founders decided they had enough of British oppression and decided to secede from England...
-:''July 4th, 1776. Bart imagines himself a member of the First Continental Congress witnessing the declaration.''
+:''[July 4th, 1776. Bart imagines himself a member of the First Continental Congress witnessing the declaration.]''
-:'''Thomas Jefferson''': We hold these truths to be self-evident.
+:'''[[Thomas Jefferson]]''': We hold these truths to be self-evident.
 :'''Bart''': ''[talking to himself]'' We hold these truths to be self-evident.
 :'''Thomas Jefferson''': That all men are created equal.
 :'''Bart''': ''[talking to himself]'' That all men are created equal.
 :'''Thomas Jefferson''': And are entitled to...
-:'''John Mason''': Snow!
+:'''[[John Mason]]''': Snow!
-:'''John Adams''': Look everyone! It is snowing!
+:'''[[John Adams]]''': Look everyone! It is snowing!
 :'''Thomas Jefferson''': Snow in July? It is a miracle!
-:'''Robert Morris''': Let us go out and play!
+:'''[[Robert Morris]]''': Let us go out and play!
 :'''First Continental Congress''': ''[in unison]'' Yeah!
-:''Entire Continental Congress runs outdoors except for Bart, who looks out the window.''
+:''[Entire Continental Congress runs outdoors except for Bart, who looks out the window.]''
-:'''John Adams''': Look everybody, John Hancock wrote his name in the snow!
+:'''John Adams''': Look everybody, [[John Hancock]] wrote his name in the snow!
 ----
 :''[Bart in class. Students are finishing their history tests and submit them to the teacher.]''
-:'''[[Martin]]''': Later Mrs. K.
+:'''Martin''': Later Mrs. K.
 :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': Martin? OK Bart, time is up. Hand over your test.
 :'''Bart''': Mrs. Krabappel, could you please grade this right now?
@@ Line 91: / Line 91: @@
 :'''Bart''': ''[still crying]'' No..you don't understand. I really tried this time. I really tried! This is as good as I can do, and I still failed!
 :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': Well, a 59 is a high F.
-:'''Bart''': Who am I kidding? I really am a failure! Now I know how George Washington felt when he surrendered Fort Neccessity to the French in 1754.
+:'''Bart''': Who am I kidding? I really am a failure! Now I know how [[George Washington]] felt when he surrendered Fort Neccessity to the French in 1754.
 :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': What?
 :'''Bart''': You know, 1754. The famous defeat to the French.

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 :'''Bart Simpson Junior'''{whispering}: Long John Silver, Dad!
 :'''Edna Krabappel''': I heard that Bart Junior! I want to see both of you after class!
-:'''Bart Sr & Bart Jr''': ''[in unison]'' DOH! [http://download.lardlad.com/sounds/season2/bartf8.mp3 audio clip]
+:'''Bart Sr & Bart Jr''': ''[in unison]'' DOH!
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 :'''Mrs. Krabappel''': Just barely.
 :'''Bart''': I passed! I got a D minus! I passed!! All right! ''[Kisses Mrs. Krabappel and runs out of the school]'' I passed, I passed, I passed! I got a D minus! I passed! I got a D minus! I passed! I got a D minus! I passed, I passed, I... ''[Frowns suddenly]'' ...KISSED THE TEACHER?!!
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