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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Martin_Prince" title="Martin Prince">Martin Prince</a>}} Oh, no! I dripped Mississippi mud on my festival regalia! {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Nelson_Muntz" title="Nelson Muntz">Nelson Muntz</a>}} Ha, ha! ---- {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Lisa" class="mw-redirect" title="Lisa">Lisa</a>}} Ladies and gentlemen,...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} Oh, no! I dripped Mississippi mud on my festival regalia!<br /> {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Ha, ha!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Ladies and gentlemen, the play you are about to see will be both entertaining and educational. It's edu-tainment! Heh-heh... Welcome to Mark Twain's America!<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} I don't know about educational, but with my &quot;spiced up&quot; revision of the script, it will definitely be entertaining!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Bart Fink]]}} Whoo-oop! I'm Bart Fink, the original iron-jawed, brass-mounted, copper-bellied, corpse-maker from the wilds of Arkansas! I'm the dude they call Sudden Death and General Desolation! Born in a crossfire hurricane, cursed by an earthquake, half-brother to the measles, nearly related to the mumps on my mother's side! Cast your eye upon me, gentlemen! Lay low and hold your breath, for I'm 'bout to turn myself loose!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart Fink}} Well, hello there, Huck Finn! Did I mention to you yet that I'm a ring-tailed roarer, half-wild horse, half-alligator, and half-snapping turtle?!<br /> {{qf|[[Huckleberry Finn]]}} Uh, you may have mentioned it once or twice.<br /> {{qf|Bart Fink}} Did I mention I can shoot an apple off of that there barkeep's head without splittin' a hair?!<br /> {{qf|Huckleverry Finn}} He's bald, Bart.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Huckleverry Finn}} Hey there, Tom Sawyer. How's the Calaveras County frog race goin'??<br /> {{qf|[[Tom Sawyer]]}} I'm just giving the competition a little pep talk! If'n you twerps don't let my frog win, I'll chuck you into Aunt Polly's oven!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart Fink}} No giant mecha made of corn pone is gonna take out Bart Fink! I'm the irascible rapscallion of the Mississippi! I've rassled five gators bare-handed, and then I ate 'em raw!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} What does any of this have to do with Mark Twain? There wouldn't have been any Egyptian tombs to raid or giant killer robots made of corn pone in the 1800s!!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Details, details!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Apu]]}} I wish for everyone to know that I only agreed to participate in this production, and thereby disgrace my true Indian heritage, because each cast member promised to buy an extra-extra-large [[Squishee]] after the performance.<br /> {{qf|[[Injun Apu]]}} Anyway... You will only get Becky Thatcher back if your friend, Bart Fink, comes through with the gold he owes me!<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]</div>

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