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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Just one stop before we get to work. {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Bart" class="mw-redirect" title="Bart">Bart</a>}} But we ate pancakes, eggs, sausage, and two types of bacon for breakfast! {{qf|Homer}} I...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Just one stop before we get to work.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} But we ate pancakes, eggs, sausage, and two types of bacon for breakfast!<br /> {{qf|Homer}} It's &quot;Take Your Son to Work Day&quot;, and it's time for work breakfast!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Shouldn't we get to work before we have work breakfast?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You have so much to learn.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Sorry, for the hassle. I'm stressed out. It's &quot;Take Your Son to Work Day&quot;.<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Me, too. I love by Ralphie, but he rides on patrol with me all the time.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Tell me about it. Like I need to spend more time with the boy.<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Hey, I've got an idea. Why don't you take Ralphie for the day, and I'll take Bart.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You'll take Bart? Hmm...<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} I'll take Bart, but remember... you get Ralphie.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} How much cash do you stuff in your pockets when you catch a bank robber?<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Well, I...<br /> {{qf|Bart}} When you beat up a perp, how do you keep him from bruising?<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Bart your questions are hard to answer.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Why? Is the topic of police corruption too hot to handle?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} Can I touch that?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You probably shouldn't.<br /> {{qf|Ralph}} The voices between my ears say I should touch it.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Police radio}} All units. There's a robbery in progress at [[King Toot's Music Shop]].<br /> {{qf|Bart}} That's only a few blocks away! Let's roll!<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Hey! I know I'm a little tubby and I kinda wobble, but I don't toll. Oh... heh heh... you mean let's chase the bad guy.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Don't you think it's time to give me a gun?<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} I can't give you a gun.<br /> {{qf|Bart}} Aw c'mon man. You can trust me.<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} It's not that. I lost my extra fun somewhere and can't find it! I even checked under the couch cushions.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Meltdown?! Oh, why does this keep happening on my shift?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I can't figure out how to turn off the reactor.<br /> {{qf|Ralph}} Why don't you turn everything off? I know how.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} You do?<br /> {{qf|Ralph}} It's easy. Sometimes I turn off my whole house. First, you catch a pixie.<br /> {{qf|Homer}} We're so dead.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Bart Simpson comics stories quotes]]</div>

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