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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|All Singing, All Dancing|The Joy of Sect}}

:''([[Marge]] is trying yo push [[Santa's Little Helper]] into the backyard)''
:'''Marge:''' Come on! You have to go outside to do your... business.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' The experts say that if you want an animal to do something, you should do it yourself first, to show 'em how.
:'''Marge:''' I'm not going to the bathroom in the backyard.
:'''Homer:''' Pfft. Sor-ree, Your Majesty.
----
:''([[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] are dressed in overalls, gloves and straw hats)''
:'''Bart:''' But I can't go out dressed like this! What if someone sees me?
:'''Marge:''' You're just going into our backyard. No one will see you.
:''(Bart opens the door and looks out)''
:'''[[Nelson]]:''' ''(off camera) Haw...
:''(Bart slams the door. Marge points at the door and Bart opens it again)''
:'''Nelson:''' ''(off camera)'' Haw!
----
:''(Bart looks at the chores list)''
:'''Bart:''' Man, look at all this stuff... pull weeds, mow lawn, scoop and bag dog business. There's gotta be a way out of this. Lisa! Chop off my hands!
:'''Lisa:''' No! Then who'd chop off my hands?
:'''Bart:''' All right, you chop my hands halfway off, and then, I'll still have enough strength to chop-
:'''Marge:''' Get to work!
----
:''(Marge finds Bart and Lisa in the living room instead of doing their chores)''
:'''Marge:''' What are you doing inside?
:'''Bart:''' Work was hard, so we quit.
:'''Marge:''' What?
:'''Lisa:''' ''(slowly)'' Hard work made us quit.
:'''Marge:''' I see! Well then, no chores, no allowance.
:'''Lisa:''' Okay, we get our room and board free anyway.
:'''Bart:''' And [[Santa Claus|Santy Claus]] provides the rest.

{{Season 9 Q}}

@@ Line 3: / Line 3: @@
 :''[Marge is trying to push [[Santa's Little Helper]] into the backyard]''
-{{qf|Marge}} Come on! You have to go outside to do your... business.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Come on! You have to go outside to do your... business.
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} The experts say that if you want an animal to do something, you should do it yourself first, to show 'em how.
 {{qf|Marge}} I'm not going to the bathroom in the backyard.
 {{qf|Homer}} Pfft. Sor-ry, Your Majesty.
 ----
-:''[Bart and Lisa are dressed in overalls, gloves and straw hats]''
+:''[Bart and Lisa are dressed in overalls, gloves and straw hats.]''
-{{qf|Bart}} But I can't go out dressed like this! What if someone sees me?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} But I can't go out dressed like this! What if someone sees me?
 {{qf|Marge}} You're just going into our backyard. No one will see you.
-:''[Bart opens the door and looks out]''
+:''[Bart opens the door and looks out.]''
 {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} ''[off camera]'' Haw...
-:''[Bart slams the door. Marge points at the door and Bart opens it again]''
+:''[Bart slams the door. Marge points at the door and Bart opens it again.]''
 {{qf|Nelson}} ''[off camera]'' Haw!
 ----
-:''[Bart looks at the chores list]''
+:''[Bart looks at the chores list.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} Man, look at all this stuff... pull weeds, mow lawn, scoop and bag dog business. There's gotta be a way out of this. Lisa! Chop off my hands!
-{{qf|Lisa}} No! Then who'd chop off my hands?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} No! Then who'd chop off my hands?
 {{qf|Bart}} All right, you chop my hands halfway off, and then, I'll still have enough strength to chop-
 {{qf|Marge}} Get to work!
 ----
-:''[Marge finds Bart and Lisa in the living room instead of doing their chores]''
+:''[Marge finds Bart and Lisa in the living room instead of doing their chores.]''
 {{qf|Marge}} What are you doing inside?
 {{qf|Bart}} Work was hard, so we quit.
@@ Line 31: / Line 31: @@
 {{qf|Bart}} And [[Santa Claus|Santy Claus]] provides the rest.
 ----
-{{qf|Cooder}} Son, if you do not finish your caramel apple you will not get a snow cone.
+{{qf|[[Cooder]]}} Son, if you do not finish your caramel apple you will not get a snow cone.
-:''[Homer and Bart appear]''
+:''[Homer and Bart appear.]''
 {{qf|Cooder}} ''[confrontational]'' Get out of here! I didn't scam nobody.
 {{qf|Homer}} No, we are here to learn the business.
@@ Line 49: / Line 49: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[pause]'' It's a ring toss game.
 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} All right. That's it, I'm shutting this place down.
-:''[Cooder and Spud return to see that their game stall is gone]''
+:''[Cooder and [[Spud]] return to see that their game stall is gone.]''
 {{qf|Cooder}} Our game, our home... What happened here?
 {{qf|Bart}} Cops took it.
 {{qf|Cooder}} Why didn't you bribe 'em?
 {{qf|Homer}} I tried, but the opportunity never came up.
 {{Season 9|Q}}

@@ Line 3: / Line 3: @@
 :''[Marge is trying to push [[Santa's Little Helper]] into the backyard]''
-:'''Marge:''' Come on! You have to go outside to do your... business.
+{{qf|Marge}} Come on! You have to go outside to do your... business.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' The experts say that if you want an animal to do something, you should do it yourself first, to show 'em how.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} The experts say that if you want an animal to do something, you should do it yourself first, to show 'em how.
-:'''Marge:''' I'm not going to the bathroom in the backyard.
+{{qf|Marge}} I'm not going to the bathroom in the backyard.
-:'''Homer:''' Pfft. Sor-ry, Your Majesty.
+{{qf|Homer}} Pfft. Sor-ry, Your Majesty.
 ----
 :''[Bart and Lisa are dressed in overalls, gloves and straw hats]''
-:'''Bart:''' But I can't go out dressed like this! What if someone sees me?
+{{qf|Bart}} But I can't go out dressed like this! What if someone sees me?
-:'''Marge:''' You're just going into our backyard. No one will see you.
+{{qf|Marge}} You're just going into our backyard. No one will see you.
 :''[Bart opens the door and looks out]''
-:'''[[Nelson]]:''' ''[off camera]'' Haw...
+{{qf|[[Nelson]]}} ''[off camera]'' Haw...
 :''[Bart slams the door. Marge points at the door and Bart opens it again]''
-:'''Nelson:''' ''[off camera]'' Haw!
+{{qf|Nelson}} ''[off camera]'' Haw!
 ----
 :''[Bart looks at the chores list]''
-:'''Bart:''' Man, look at all this stuff... pull weeds, mow lawn, scoop and bag dog business. There's gotta be a way out of this. Lisa! Chop off my hands!
+{{qf|Bart}} Man, look at all this stuff... pull weeds, mow lawn, scoop and bag dog business. There's gotta be a way out of this. Lisa! Chop off my hands!
-:'''Lisa:''' No! Then who'd chop off my hands?
+{{qf|Lisa}} No! Then who'd chop off my hands?
-:'''Bart:''' All right, you chop my hands halfway off, and then, I'll still have enough strength to chop-
+{{qf|Bart}} All right, you chop my hands halfway off, and then, I'll still have enough strength to chop-
-:'''Marge:''' Get to work!
+{{qf|Marge}} Get to work!
 ----
 :''[Marge finds Bart and Lisa in the living room instead of doing their chores]''
-:'''Marge:''' What are you doing inside?
+{{qf|Marge}} What are you doing inside?
-:'''Bart:''' Work was hard, so we quit.
+{{qf|Bart}} Work was hard, so we quit.
-:'''Marge:''' What?
+{{qf|Marge}} What?
-:'''Lisa:''' ''[slowly]'' Hard work made us quit.
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[slowly]'' Hard work made us quit.
-:'''Marge:''' I see! Well then, no chores, no allowance.
+{{qf|Marge}} I see! Well then, no chores, no allowance.
-:'''Lisa:''' Okay, we get our room and board free anyway.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Okay, we get our room and board free anyway.
-:'''Bart:''' And [[Santa Claus|Santy Claus]] provides the rest.
+{{qf|Bart}} And [[Santa Claus|Santy Claus]] provides the rest.
 ----
-:'''Cooder:''' Son, if you do not finish your caramel apple you will not get a snow cone.
+{{qf|Cooder}} Son, if you do not finish your caramel apple you will not get a snow cone.
 :''[Homer and Bart appear]''
-:'''Cooder:''' ''[confrontational]'' Get out of here! I didn't scam nobody.
+{{qf|Cooder}} ''[confrontational]'' Get out of here! I didn't scam nobody.
-:'''Homer:''' No, we are here to learn the business.
+{{qf|Homer}} No, we are here to learn the business.
-:'''Bart:''' Starting today we are carnies.
+{{qf|Bart}} Starting today we are carnies.
-:'''Cooder:''' ''[pleasant]'' In that case let me show you how I scammed you.
+{{qf|Cooder}} ''[pleasant]'' In that case let me show you how I scammed you.
 ----
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Hate to interrupt your fun, but word is about that your game is crooked.
+{{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Hate to interrupt your fun, but word is about that your game is crooked.
-:'''Homer:''' And how!
+{{qf|Homer}} And how!
-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Well, perhaps we can come to an "understanding". ''[holds out his hand]''
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Well, perhaps we can come to an "understanding". ''[holds out his hand]''
-:'''Homer:''' I understand.
+{{qf|Homer}} I understand.
-:'''Bart:''' Uh, Dad? I think he wants--
+{{qf|Bart}} Uh, Dad? I think he wants--
-:'''Homer:''' Not now, son. Daddy's talking to the policeman.
+{{qf|Homer}} Not now, son. Daddy's talking to the policeman.
-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend, Bill. ''[looks at cash box]'' Have you seen any "Bills" around here?
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend, Bill. ''[looks at cash box]'' Have you seen any "Bills" around here?
-:'''Homer:''' No. He's Bart.
+{{qf|Homer}} No. He's Bart.
-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Okay, let's try this again and watch as I wink each time. The man I'm really looking for, wink, is Mr. Bribe. Wink, wink.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Okay, let's try this again and watch as I wink each time. The man I'm really looking for, wink, is Mr. Bribe. Wink, wink.
-:'''Homer:''' ''[pause]'' It's a ring toss game.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[pause]'' It's a ring toss game.
-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' All right. That's it, I'm shutting this place down.
+{{qf|Chief Wiggum}} All right. That's it, I'm shutting this place down.
 :''[Cooder and Spud return to see that their game stall is gone]''
-:'''Cooder:''' Our game, our home... What happened here?
+{{qf|Cooder}} Our game, our home... What happened here?
-:'''Bart:''' Cops took it.
+{{qf|Bart}} Cops took it.
-:'''Cooder:''' Why didn't you bribe 'em?
+{{qf|Cooder}} Why didn't you bribe 'em?
-:'''Homer:''' I tried, but the opportunity never came up.
+{{qf|Homer}} I tried, but the opportunity never came up.
 ----
 {{Season 9|Q}}

@@ Line 6: / Line 6: @@
 :'''[[Homer]]:''' The experts say that if you want an animal to do something, you should do it yourself first, to show 'em how.
 :'''Marge:''' I'm not going to the bathroom in the backyard.
-:'''Homer:''' Pfft. Sor-ree, Your Majesty.
+:'''Homer:''' Pfft. Sor-ry, Your Majesty.
 ----
 :''[Bart and Lisa are dressed in overalls, gloves and straw hats]''
@@ Line 38: / Line 38: @@
 :'''Cooder:''' ''[pleasant]'' In that case let me show you how I scammed you.
 ----
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Hate to interrupt your fun, but word is around that your game is crooked.
+:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Hate to interrupt your fun, but word is about that your game is crooked.
 :'''Homer:''' And how!
 :'''Chief Wiggum:''' Well, perhaps we can come to an "understanding". ''[holds out his hand]''

@@ Line 38: / Line 38: @@
 :'''Cooder:''' ''[pleasant]'' In that case let me show you how I scammed you.
 ----
-:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Hate to interrupt your fun, but word is around here that your game is crooked.
+:'''[[Chief Wiggum]]:''' Hate to interrupt your fun, but word is around that your game is crooked.
 :'''Homer:''' And how!
 :'''Chief Wiggum:''' Well, perhaps we can come to an "understanding". ''[holds out his hand]''
@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 :'''Bart:''' Uh, Dad? I think he wants--
 :'''Homer:''' Not now, son. Daddy's talking to the policeman.
-:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend, Bill. ''[looks at cash box]'' Have you seen any Bills around here?
+:'''Chief Wiggum:''' Let me put it this way. I'm looking for my friend, Bill. ''[looks at cash box]'' Have you seen any "Bills" around here?
 :'''Homer:''' No. He's Bart.
 :'''Chief Wiggum:''' Okay, let's try this again and watch as I wink each time. The man I'm really looking for, wink, is Mr. Bribe. Wink, wink.
 :'''Homer:''' ''[pause]'' It's a ring toss game.
 :'''Chief Wiggum:''' All right. That's it, I'm shutting this place down.
-:''[Cooder and Spud return to find their game stall missing]''
+:''[Cooder and Spud return to see that their game stall is gone]''
 :'''Cooder:''' Our game, our home... What happened here?
 :'''Bart:''' Cops took it.

@@ Line 51: / Line 51: @@
 :''[Cooder and Spud return to find their game stall missing]''
 :'''Cooder:''' Our game, our home... What happened here?
-:'''Bart: Cops took it.
+:'''Bart:''' Cops took it.
 :'''Cooder:''' Why didn't you bribe 'em?
 :'''Homer:''' I tried, but the opportunity never came up.

@@ Line 37: / Line 37: @@
 :'''Bart''': Starting today we are carnies.
 :'''Cooder'''{pleasant}: In that case let me show you how I scammed you.
+----
 {{Season 9|Q}}

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
-{{TabQ
+{{TabQ}}
 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|All Singing, All Dancing|The Joy of Sect}}
@@ Line 33: / Line 31: @@
 :'''Bart:''' And [[Santa Claus|Santy Claus]] provides the rest.
-{{Season 9 Q}}
+{{Season 9|Q}}