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@@ Line 217: / Line 217: @@
 {{qf|[[Ned]]}} Uh, it's an angry mob, ma'am. Could you step outside for a twinkle while we knock down your house?
 {{qf|Belle}} Just a minute.
 {{qf|Helen Lovejoy}} Stand aside, you degenerate, two-bit proprietress.
-{{qf|Belle}} I'm an entrepreneuse.
+{{qf|Belle}} Don't you call me that. I'm an entrepreneuse.
-{{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} Shut up. You're wasting valuable smashing time.
+{{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} Oh, shut up. You're wasting valuable smashing time.
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 :''[The mob is destroying Belle's house.]''

@@ Line 207: / Line 207: @@
 {{qf|[[Jasper]]}} ''[whispers to Grampa]'' Are they talking about the bordello?
 {{qf|Grampa}} No! The burlesque house. So just keep your mouth shut.
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 :''[Ned rings Belle's doorbell.]''
@@ Line 212: / Line 217: @@
 {{qf|[[Ned]]}} Uh, it's an angry mob, ma'am. Could you step outside for a twinkle while we knock down your house?
 {{qf|Belle}} Just a minute.
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+{{qf|Helen Lovejoy}} Stand aside, you degenerate, two-bit proprietress.
-{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Oh, there's no justice like angry-mob justice.
+{{qf|Belle}} I'm an entrepreneuse.
-{{qf|[[Lenny]]}} I'm gonna burn all the historic memorabilia
+{{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} Shut up. You're wasting valuable smashing time.
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 :''[The mob is destroying Belle's house.]''

@@ Line 149: / Line 149: @@
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} ''[notices Bart]'' Hello, Bart.
 {{qf|Bart}} Hello, Principal Skinner.
-{{qf|Principal Skinner}} This is the National Air and Space Museum, isn't it?
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} This is [[the National Air and Space Museum]], isn't it?
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 :''[When Homer answers the door.]''

@@ Line 78: / Line 78: @@
 :''[Homer answers the doorbell.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Just a minute! ''[there are sounds of grunting and paper tearing; opens the door wearing only a paper bag as pants; sees Bart with Belle]'' Hello?
-{{qf|[[Belle]]}} Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle and... are you wearing a grocery bag?
+{{qf|{{Belle}}}} Your son was trespassing on my property and destroyed a very valuable stone gargoyle and... are you wearing a grocery bag?
 {{qf|Homer}} I have misplaced my pants.
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@@ Line 201: / Line 201: @@
 :''[Slide of Mayor Quimby, wearing a "Mayor" sash.]''
 {{qf|[[Luann Van Houten]]}} Mayor Quimby!
-{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} Uh, well, that could be any mayor.
+{{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Uh, well, that could be any mayor.
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 {{qf|Mayor Quimby}} Er, uh, well... eh, in light of these new facts, of which I now realize I was largely aware, I must take action. All in favor of demolishing our beloved burlesque house, raise your hands.
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 {{qf|[[Jasper]]}} ''[whispers to Grampa]'' Are they talking about the bordello?
-{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} No! The burlesque house. So just keep your mouth shut.
+{{qf|Grampa}} No! The burlesque house. So just keep your mouth shut.
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 :''[Ned rings Belle's doorbell.]''

@@ Line 54: / Line 54: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} Knock yourself out.
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-:''[At the [[Springfield Park]], Milhouse is showing his RC plane to Bart and [[Nelson]]<nowiki>]</nowiki>''
+:''[At the [[Springfield Park]], Milhouse is showing his RC plane to Bart and Nelson]''
 {{qf|Bart}} Milhouse, this is boring. Make it crash or something.
 {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Perfectly level flying is the supreme challenge of the scale model pilot.
@@ Line 67: / Line 67: @@
 {{qf|Milhouse}} Thanks a lot. Now it's stuck on that haunted house.
 {{qf|[[Nelson]]}} I heard a witch lives there.
-{{qf|Ralph}} I heard a [[Frankenstein]] lives there.
+{{qf|Ralph}} I heard a Frankenstein lives there.
 {{qf|Milhouse}} You guys are way off. It's a secret lab where they take the brains out of zombies and put them in the heads of other zombies to create a race of super-zombies.
 {{qf|Nelson}} ''That's'' the house?!
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 {{qf|Homer}} I told you last night, no!
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-{{qf|Homer}} ''[when he drives to the Maison Derrière to pick up Bart]'' Bart, where are you? Come on! I have to be up at 6am to swipe [[Flanders]]' newspaper.
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[when he drives to the Maison Derrière to pick up Bart]'' Bart, where are you? Come on! I have to be up at 6am to swipe Flanders' newspaper.
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 {{qf|Belle}} I'm sorry. This is all my fault. Bart was filling in for...
@@ Line 185: / Line 185: @@
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 :''[A slideshow of a couple Springfield residents entering Maison Derrière are shown. Their eyes are covered to protect their identity.]''
-:''[Slide of Dr. Hibbert.]''
+:''[Slide of [[Dr. Hibbert]].]''
 {{qf|[[Bernice Hibbert]]}} Julius!
-:''[Slide of [[Chief Wiggum]].]''
+:''[Slide of Chief Wiggum.]''
 {{qf|[[Sarah Wiggum]]}} Clancy!
 :''[Slide of Principal Skinner.]''
@@ Line 240: / Line 240: @@
 :''[At the Maison Derrière, Marge is doing a ventriloquist act with a doll that looks just like her.]''
 {{qf|Marge}} So, Twiggy, I hear you and your husband, Woody, just had a baby. What did you name him?
-{{qf|"[[Twiggy]]"}} Chip.
+{{qf|"Twiggy"}} Chip.
 :''[Rim shot. Nobody laughs.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Take it off!

@@ Line 136: / Line 136: @@
 :'''Homer:''' ''[in a trance-like tone]'' Yes, everyone loves rules.
 :'''Belle:''' It's so tough to be a parent these days, what with all the gangs and the drugs.
-:'''Homer:''' Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs. ''[goes in to see the fan dancer]''
+:'''Homer:''' Oh yeah, drugs, you gotta have drugs. ''[goes in to see Princess Kashmir]''
 :'''Bart:''' Hey, he didn't pay the cover.
 :'''Belle:''' Oh, Bart, he's your father. We'll comp him tonight, start a tab tomorrow.
@@ Line 153: / Line 153: @@
 :''[when Homer answers the door]''
 :'''Homer:''' Awww. This isn't about [[Jesus]], is it?
-:'''Reverend Lovejoy:''' Everything is about [[Jesus]], Homer. Except this. Your son has been working in a burlesque house.
+:'''Reverend Lovejoy:''' All things are about [[Jesus]], Homer. Except this. Your son has been working in a burlesque house.
 :'''Helen Lovejoy:''' Principal Skinner saw him with his own eyes.
 :''[Principal Skinner appears from behind Reverend Lovejoy]''

@@ Line 132: / Line 132: @@
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 :'''Belle:''' I'm sorry. This is all my fault. Bart was filling in for...
-:'''Homer:''' I don't care if he was filling in for Mel Zetz, he's my son, and I don't want him working... ''[in the next room, Homer sees a sexy chorus girl doing a fan dance]'' ...so...late....that...
+:'''Homer:''' I don't care if he was filling in for Mel Zetz, he's my son, and I don't want him working... ''[in the next room, Homer sees [[Princess Kashmir]] doing a fan dance]'' ...so...late....that...
 :'''Belle:''' Oh, I agree, kids need rules and boundaries.
 :'''Homer:''' ''[in a trance-like tone]'' Yes, everyone loves rules.
@@ Line 152: / Line 152: @@
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 :''[when Homer answers the door]''
-:'''Homer:''' Awww. This isn't about religion, is it?
+:'''Homer:''' Awww. This isn't about [[Jesus]], is it?
-:'''Reverend Lovejoy:''' Everything is about religion, Homer. Except this. Your son has been working in a burlesque house.
+:'''Reverend Lovejoy:''' Everything is about [[Jesus]], Homer. Except this. Your son has been working in a burlesque house.
 :'''Helen Lovejoy:''' Principal Skinner saw him with his own eyes.
 :''[Principal Skinner appears from behind Reverend Lovejoy]''