Bart's Girlfriend/Quotes - Revision history

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 {{qf|Homer}} It was, Marge. Admit it.
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-{{qf|Willie}} If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?! Agh! Save me from the wee turtles! They were too quick for me! Aah!
+{{qf|Willie}} If I don't save the wee turtles, who will?! ''[Willie goes to save the turtles]'' Agh! Save me from the wee turtles! They were too quick for me! Aah!
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 {{qf|Lisa}} You gotta give her up.

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 {{qf|Bart}} Well, in my family, grades aren't that important. It's what you learn that counts.
 {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} Six times five, what is it?
-{{qf|Bart}} Um, actually, numbers don't have much use in my future career. Olympic gold medal rocket sled champ.<
+{{qf|Bart}} Um, actually, numbers don't have much use in my future career. Olympic gold medal rocket sled champ.
 {{qf|[[Helen Lovejoy]]}} Hm, I didn't know the rocket sled was an Olympic event.
 {{qf|Bart}} Well no offense, lady, but what you don't know could fill a warehouse.
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 {{qf|Homer}} Why you little... How can you look me in the eye and lie like that?!
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-{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} I guess it's obvious what's happened here. Bart Simpson has somehow managed to sneak his bedroom into my house. ''[silence]'' Well come on! Use your imaginations.
+{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} I guess it's obvious what's happened here. Bart Simpson has somehow managed to sneak his bedroom into my house. ''[silence]'' Well, come on! Use your imaginations.
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 {{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Well, young lady, I suppose we brought you home from boarding school a little prematurely.

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 {{qf|Bart}} I didn't take it.
 {{qf|Homer}} Why you little- ''[Homer strangles Bart]'' How could you look at me and lie like that?
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer stop that! I believe him.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, stop that! I believe him.
 {{qf|Homer}} Tell me, if he didn't take the money, why is he wearing those fancy clothes?
 {{qf|Marge}} That's what he wore to church!

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 {{qf|Bart}} I didn't take it.
 {{qf|Homer}} Why you little- ''[Homer strangles Bart]'' How could you look at me and lie like that?
-{{qf|Marge}} Homer stop that! I believe him.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer stop that! I believe him.
 {{qf|Homer}} Tell me, if he didn't take the money, why is he wearing those fancy clothes?
 {{qf|Marge}} That's what he wore to church!
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 {{qf|Marge}} You just answered your own question with that commode mouth.
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-{{qf|Lisa}} Bart, we can't just let her get away with this.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, we can't just let her get away with this.
 {{qf|Bart}} Give it up, Lis: she's a criminal mastermind. She's got 108 IQ, she reads at a fifth grade level, and... ''[sighs]'' her hair smells like red Fruit Loops.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Yeah? Well, I eat Fruit Loops for breakfast.
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 {{qf|Mrs. Albright}} ''[nervous]'' Uh, but Bart, we banned you from Sunday school. You were happy, we were happy, everybody was happy... particularly the hamster. ''[the hamster sees Bart and cowers]''
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-{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Don't you ever come near my daughter again! Never have I heard such gratuitous use of the word "butt"!
+{{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} Don't you ever come near my daughter again! Never have I heard such gratuitous use of the word "butt"!
 {{qf|Bart}} But... but... but...
 {{qf|[[Helen Lovejoy]]}} ''[plugs her ears]'' Make him stop, make him stop!

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Treehouse of Horror V|Lisa on Ice}}
 {{qf|[[Jessica Lovejoy|Jessica]]}} You're bad Bart, and I like it.

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 {{qf|Mrs. Albright}} ''[nervous]'' Uh, but Bart, we banned you from Sunday school. You were happy, we were happy, everybody was happy... particularly the hamster. ''[the hamster sees Bart and cowers]''
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-{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Don't you ever come near my daughter again! Never have I heard such gratuitous use of the word "butt"
+{{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Don't you ever come near my daughter again! Never have I heard such gratuitous use of the word "butt"!
 {{qf|Bart}} But... but... but...
 {{qf|[[Helen Lovejoy]]}} ''[plugs her ears]'' Make him stop, make him stop!
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 {{qf|Marge}} No... he looks like something might be disturbing him.
 {{qf|Homer}} Probably misses his old glasses.
-{{qf|Marge}} I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
+{{qf|Marge}} I guess we could get more involved in Bart's activities, but then I'd be afraid of smothering him.
 {{qf|Homer}} Yeah, and then we'd get the chair.
 {{qf|Marge}} That's not what I meant.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Bart, we can't just let her get away with this!
 {{qf|Bart}} Give it up, Lis: she's a criminal mastermind. She's got 108 IQ, she reads at a fifth-grade level, and... ''[sighs]'' her hair smells like red Froot Loops.
-{{qf|Lisa}} ''[threatening]'' Yeah? Well I eat Froot Loops for breakfast.
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[threatening]'' Yeah? Well, I eat Froot Loops for breakfast.
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 {{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} Now, for our offertory reading, Lisa Simpson - who we'll all be keeping an eye on.

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 :''[Homer puts a coupon in the collection plate]''
-{{qf|Marge}} 30 cents off Shake n' Bake… Homer!
+{{qf|Marge}} 30 cents off Shake n' Bake... Homer!
 {{qf|Homer}} We can spare it, Marge. We've been blessed.
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 :''[everyone surrounds Bart]''
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[thinking]'' Now just relax. For once, you didn't do anything wrong. Just explain yourself and everyone will understand. ''[speaks aloud]'' I...
-{{qf|Helen Lovejoy}} -- took the money? Yes, we know.
+{{qf|Helen Lovejoy}}—took the money? Yes, we know.
 {{qf|[[Moe]]}} He confessed!
 {{qf|Bart}} OK! ''[jumps out window]''

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 {{qf|Homer}} We can spare it Marge. We've been blessed.
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-:'''Homer:''' My own son going on his first date. ''(singing)'' Sunrise, Sunset, Sunrise, Sunset, ''(faster)'' Cats and the cradle and the silver spoon. Yes, we have no bananas. ''(starts sobbing)''
+{{qf|Homer}} My own son going on his first date. ''[singing]'' Sunrise, Sunset, Sunrise, Sunset, ''[faster]'' Cats and the cradle and the silver spoon. Yes, we have no bananas. ''[starts sobbing]''
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-:'''Marge:''' Aw, Homie it is sweet Bart is going on a date.
+{{qf|Marge}} Aw, Homie it is sweet Bart is going on a date.
 {{qf|Homer}} No, it's not that, they have no bananas.
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 {{qf|Jessica}} What's the hurry?
 {{qf|Bart}} We could get in trouble for being late.
-{{qf|Jessica}} Aw, you worry too much! Now come on, if you stay here a while, I'll let you hold my hand. ''(She and Bart do so, next to a fire alarm pull station, which Jessica uses Bart's hand to set off the alarm system.)'' ''(laughs)'' Teamwork! C'mon, Bart. ''(runs off with him)''
+{{qf|Jessica}} Aw, you worry too much! Now come on, if you stay here a while, I'll let you hold my hand. ''[She and Bart do so, next to a fire alarm pull station, which Jessica uses Bart's hand to set off the alarm system.]'' ''[laughs]'' Teamwork! C'mon, Bart. ''[runs off with him]''
 :''[Kids and teachers evacuate the building in a panic as a fire truck arrives. Groundskeeper Willie pushes through the crowd.]''
 {{qf|Groundskeeper Willie}} If I don't save the wee turtles, who will? ''[Kicks down the science lab door and runs in, seconds later he comes out with small turtles nipping on him as he rolls around on the floor in agony]'' Yah! Save me from the wee turtles! They were too quick for me! Aaagh!
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Bart, we can't just let her get away with this.
-{{qf|Bart}} Give it up, Lis: she's a criminal mastermind. She's got 108 IQ, she reads at a fifth grade level, and... ''(sighs)'' her hair smells like red Fruit Loops.
+{{qf|Bart}} Give it up, Lis: she's a criminal mastermind. She's got 108 IQ, she reads at a fifth grade level, and... ''[sighs]'' her hair smells like red Fruit Loops.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Yeah? Well, I eat Fruit Loops for breakfast.
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 {{qf|Helen Lovejoy}} I'll just take that -- ''[sees empty collection plate]'' ''[gasps]'' Everyone turn around and look at this!
-{{qf|Grampa}} What is it? A Unitarian?
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} What is it? A Unitarian?
 :''[everyone surrounds Bart]''
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[thinking]'' Now just relax. For once, you didn't do anything wrong. Just explain yourself and everyone will understand. ''[speaks aloud]'' I...
 {{qf|Helen Lovejoy}} -- took the money? Yes, we know.
-{{qf|Moe}} He confessed!
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} He confessed!
 {{qf|Bart}} OK! ''[jumps out window]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Stop him! He's headed for the window!
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 {{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} ''[sullen]'' I think it may be somewhere towards the back.
 {{qf|Lisa}} There is someone among us with a guilty conscience. After much soul-searching I decided it would be wrong of me to name names. But I urge that guilty person here, under the eyes of God, to come forward, to confess, and save yourself from the torment of your own personal hell!
-{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} Aah! I smelled some marijuana smoke in Vietnam!
+{{qf|Principal Skinner}} Aah! I smelled some marijuana smoke in Vietnam!
-{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} I was the one that canceled Star Trek!
+{{qf|Grampa}} I was the one that canceled Star Trek!
 {{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} I left my Porsche keys inside Mrs. Glick!
 {{qf|Lisa}} I am talking to the collection money thief! Only you can come forward and end this injustice!
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 :''[In Jessica's room, the townspeople discover the collection money under her mattress.]''
 {{qf|Principal Skinner}} *That's* the collection money!
-{{qf|[[Moe]]}} ''[sniffs it]'' Oh yeah, smells like church.
+{{qf|Moe}} ''[sniffs it]'' Oh yeah, smells like church.
 {{qf|Reverend Lovejoy}} I guess it's obvious what's happened here: Bart Simpson has somehow managed to sneak his bedroom into my house. ''[everyone stares at him; he becomes annoyed]'' Well, come on! Use your imaginations!
 {{qf|Jessica}} No, Dad. *I* did it. ''[tears in her eyes]'' It's your classic cry for attention.