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Solar Dragon at 14:20, July 4, 2016

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 {{qf|Homer}} Oh no, we'd never give him away. But we're moving to another country where dogs are forbidden. ''[Pause]'' Hear what? ''[Pause]'' Oh, sure. Come here, boy! Put that prowler down! Come here! Come on, boy! ''[Pants into the phone like a dog.]'' Say it, boy. Say I love you for the nice man. ''[In a dog's voice]'' I wuv you! ''[Pulls the phone away from his mouth.]'' Good dog! Good doggie! ''[Puts phone back near his mouth.]'' Isn't that amazing? See you soon! ''[Hangs up phone.]'' Whoo-hoo!
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-:''[Santa's Little Helper passes dog obedience school.:'''
+:''[Santa's Little Helper passes dog obedience school]'''
 {{qf|Emily Winthrop}} You son of a bitch! Good show!
 {{Season 2|Q}}

@@ Line 67: / Line 67: @@
 :''[Bart notices Homer's new shoes.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} Whoa! Assassins!
-{{qf|Homer}} Yep. Heh, heh. Read ‘em and weep.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yep. Heh, heh. Read 'em and weep.
 {{qf|Marge}} Those are very elaborate sneakers.
 {{qf|Bart}} They better be, for 125 big ones.

@@ Line 65: / Line 65: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} The price is right. ''[Eats a cookie.]'' Mmm! Ooh! Macamademia nuts.
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-:''[Bart notices Homer’s new shoes.]''
+:''[Bart notices Homer's new shoes.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} Whoa! Assassins!
 {{qf|Homer}} Yep. Heh, heh. Read ‘em and weep.
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 {{qf|Homer}} We never had a problem with a family member we can give away before.
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-{{qf|Lisa}} ''[pleading to keep Santa's Little Helper]'' This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can’t question his heart. Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something you love, is to throw it away?
+{{qf|Lisa}} ''[pleading to keep Santa's Little Helper]'' This is our pet. We can question his integrity and disposition, but we can't question his heart. Are you trying to teach us that the way to solve a problem with something you love, is to throw it away?
-{{qf|Homer}} ''[sniffling]'' Oh, Lisa. If they’re ever going to pull the plug on me, I want you in my corner, honey. ''[hugs Lisa]''
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[sniffling]'' Oh, Lisa. If they're ever going to pull the plug on me, I want you in my corner, honey. ''[hugs Lisa]''
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 :''[Bart and Santa's Little Helper perform for Emily Winthrop at the dog obedience school.]''

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 :''[Marge is at a typewriter]''
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, can't we place this ad ''after'' the dog fails his test?
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} No , we have to commit ourselves! Now take this down: 'Free to loving home, world's most brilliant dog. Says I love you on command.'
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} No, we have to commit ourselves! Now take this down: 'Free to loving home, world's most brilliant dog. Says I love you on command.'
 {{qf|Marge}} ''[grumbles]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Type, type!

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 :''[on the TV soap opera]''
-{{qf|[[Marguerita]]}} Father McGrath, I thought you were dead.
+{{qf|[[Margarita]]}} Father McGrath, I thought you were dead.
 {{qf|[[Father McGrath]]}} ''[looking crazed]'' I was!
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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?|Old Money|season=2|number=029}}
-:''[Marge] is at a typewriter]''
+:''[Marge is at a typewriter]''
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, can't we place this ad ''after'' the dog fails his test?
 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} No , we have to commit ourselves! Now take this down: 'Free to loving home, world's most brilliant dog. Says I love you on command.'
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 {{qf|Homer}} Type, type!
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-:''[Mrs. Winthrop]'s office. Bart enters with a leashed Santa's Little Helper.]''
+:''[Mrs. Winthrop's office. Bart enters with a leashed Santa's Little Helper.]''
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mrs. Winthrop, may I have a minute of your time?
 :''[Mrs. Winthrop motions for Bart to have a seat.]''

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?|Old Money|season=2|number=029}}
-:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Marge]] is at a typewriter]''
+:''[Marge] is at a typewriter]''
-:'''Marge:''' Homer, can't we place this ad ''after'' the dog fails his test?
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer, can't we place this ad ''after'' the dog fails his test?
 :'''[[Homer]]:''' No , we have to commit ourselves! Now take this down: 'Free to loving home, world's most brilliant dog. Says I love you on command.'
 :'''Marge:''' ''[grumbles]''
 :'''Homer:''' Type, type!
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-:''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Mrs. Winthrop]]'s office. Bart enters with a leashed Santa's Little Helper.]''
+:''[Mrs. Winthrop]'s office. Bart enters with a leashed Santa's Little Helper.]''
-:'''Bart:''' Mrs. Winthrop, may I have a minute of your time?
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' Mrs. Winthrop, may I have a minute of your time?
 :''[Mrs. Winthrop motions for Bart to have a seat.]''
 :'''Bart:''' Look, I was thinking, since you are paid whether [[Santa's Little Helper]] fails or passes, why not just pass my dog anyway?
-:'''Emily Winthrop:''' Oh I get it. Lick a stamp on it, thank you very much, next please!
+:'''[[Emily Winthrop]]:''' Oh I get it. Lick a stamp on it, thank you very much, next please!
 :'''Bart:''' Yup!
 :'''Emily Winthrop:''' ''[sighing]'' Heavens to Murgatroyd! Bart, perhaps I cling to the old ways like a well-chewed shoe while the traditions I was weaned on are either neutered or put to sleep one by one.
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 :'''Farmer:''' No problem, I can put him to good use on my farm. You know, other farmers say only mules can pull plows. ''Impatient'' people would not make a dog do it. ''Patient'' people know otherwise.
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-:'''Marge:''' Mmm, [[Lisa]], you don't look well.
+:'''Marge:''' Mmm, Lisa, you don't look well.
-:'''Lisa:''' I'll make it Mom. Just tape my lunchbox to my hand.
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I'll make it Mom. Just tape my lunchbox to my hand.
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 :'''Homer:''' ''[Calls out to Marge who is upstairs.]'' Marge, the dog is hungry!
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 :''[Homer walks by the Cookie Colossus store in the mall.]''
-:'''Saleswoman:''' Aloha!
+:'''[[Cookie saleswoman|Saleswoman]]:''' Aloha!
 :'''Homer:''' Well, aloha!
 :'''Saleswoman:''' Would you like a free sample? '[Offers Homer some cookies on a tray.]'
@@ Line 95: / Line 95: @@
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 :''[on the TV soap opera]''
-:'''Marguerita:''' Father McGrath, I thought you were dead.
+:'''[[Marguerita]]:''' Father McGrath, I thought you were dead.
-:'''Father McGrath:''' ''[looking crazed]'' I was!
+:'''[[Father McGrath]]:''' ''[looking crazed]'' I was!
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 :'''Shoe Store Clerk:''' ''[when Homer tries to return his damaged Assassians shoes]'' I'm sorry, sir, our warranty doesn't cover fire, theft, or acts of dog.

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 {{TabQ}}
-{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?|Old Money|Bart's Dog Gets an F}}
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?|Old Money|season=2|number=029}}
 :''<nowiki>[</nowiki>[[Marge]] is at a typewriter]''