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 {{qf|Pilot 2}} ''[parachuting]'' It's a good program! Just give it a chance, that's all I ask. ''[their parachutes fail; they crash to the ground]''
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-{{qf|Skinner}} Oh, it won't come down for months. Curse the man who invented helium! Curse {{w|Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen}}.
+{{qf|Skinner}} Oh, it won't come down for months. Curse the man who invented helium! Curse {{W|Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen}}.
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 {{qf|Skinner}} I'm going to punish you for this, Bart... and it won't just be a simple caning this time. Because you have impeded science, you must now aid science. Yes... starting tomorrow, you will assist me with my amateur astronomy, taking down measurements, carrying equipment, and so forth. 4:30 in the morning.
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 {{qf|Kids}} Welcome, Super Friend.
-{{qf|[[Ham]]}} I am called Ham, because I enjoy {{w|Amateur radio|ham radio}}. This is E-mail, [[Cosine]], [[Report Card]], Database, and Lisa. Your nickname will be Cosmos.
+{{qf|[[Ham]]}} I am called Ham, because I enjoy {{W|Amateur radio|ham radio}}. This is E-mail, [[Cosine]], [[Report Card]], Database, and Lisa. Your nickname will be Cosmos.
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[finishing a mouthful of food hurriedly]'' Well, I'm done eating. Goodbye.
 {{qf|Kids}} Goodbye, Cosmos.

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 {{qf|Skinner}} And now, to top off our most propane-explosion-free science week ever, our grand finale: the launching of a weather balloon!
 {{qf|Children}} Yay!
-{{qf|Bart}} Go, weather balloon!  Hurrah for science, woo!
+{{qf|Bart}} Go, weather balloon! Hurrah for science, woo!
-{{qf|Skinner}} ''[to himself]'' "Hurrah for science, woo"?  I can't say I approve of the "woo" but the "hurrah" was quite heartening.
+{{qf|Skinner}} ''[to himself]'' "Hurrah for science, woo"? I can't say I approve of the "woo" but the "hurrah" was quite heartening.
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 :''[Citizens of Springfield cram into Ned Flanders bomb shelter.]''
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 {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Aye. ''[cocks a shotgun, shoots into the sky]''
 :''[Two fighter planes fly overhead.]''
-{{qf|Pilot 1}} Tango 14, we're being fired at.  I'm getting an exact ID on the bogey now.
+{{qf|Pilot 1}} Tango 14, we're being fired at. I'm getting an exact ID on the bogey now.
 :''[Screen shows a silhouette of Willy and "Identify"; screen flashes "Iraqi fighter jet".]''
 {{qf|Pilot 1}} Iraqis again. Launching sidewinder missile. ''[missile destroys the other plane]'' Missed him. Launching second sidewinder missile. ''[missile destroys his own plane]''
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 {{qf|Pilot 2}} ''[parachuting]'' It's a good program! Just give it a chance, that's all I ask. ''[their parachutes fail; they crash to the ground]''
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-{{qf|Skinner}} Oh, it won't come down for months.  Curse the man who invented helium! Curse {{w|Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen}}.
+{{qf|Skinner}} Oh, it won't come down for months. Curse the man who invented helium! Curse {{w|Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen}}.
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 {{qf|Skinner}} I'm going to punish you for this, Bart... and it won't just be a simple caning this time. Because you have impeded science, you must now aid science. Yes... starting tomorrow, you will assist me with my amateur astronomy, taking down measurements, carrying equipment, and so forth. 4:30 in the morning.
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 {{qf|Database}} It must be coming toward us at a fantastic speed.
 {{qf|Bart}} Huh?
-{{qf|Lisa}} Don't you realize what's happening, Bart?  Your comet is going to collide with the Earth and every living thing in its path will be killed!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Don't you realize what's happening, Bart? Your comet is going to collide with the Earth and every living thing in its path will be killed!
-{{qf|Bart}} I knew you'd try to find something wrong with my comet, Lisa.  You've always been petty and small, right from the beginning.
+{{qf|Bart}} I knew you'd try to find something wrong with my comet, Lisa. You've always been petty and small, right from the beginning.
 {{qf|Report Card}} We must alert the proper authorities.
 {{qf|E-mail}} To the observatory!
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 {{qf|Lisa}} It blew up the bridge! We're doomed.
 {{qf|Homer}} It's times like this I wish I were a religious man.
-{{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} ''[running down the street]'' It's all over, people!  We don't have a prayer!
+{{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} ''[running down the street]'' It's all over, people! We don't have a prayer!
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 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} I've said it before and I'll say it again, democracy simply doesn't work.
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 {{qf|Bart}} But what's really amazing, is that this is exactly what Dad said would happen.
 {{qf|Lisa}} Yeah, Dad was right.
-{{qf|Homer}} I know, kids.  I'm scared too!
+{{qf|Homer}} I know, kids. I'm scared too!
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 {{qf|Homer}} It's times like this I wish I were a religious man.
 {{qf|[[Reverend Lovejoy]]}} ''[running down the street]'' It's all over, people!  We don't have a prayer!
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 {{qf|Lisa}} I can't believe that extra-thick layer of pollution that I've actually picketed against burned up the comet.

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 {{qf|[[Database]]}} It must be coming at us at a ''fantastic'' speed!
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-{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Hey, uh, I got an idea. We can play a game to pass the time. Er, I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and, er, you all try to guess what it is. Ahem. (Makes some unidentifiable noise)
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Hey, uh, I got an idea. We can play a game to pass the time. Er, I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and, er, you all try to guess what it is. Ahem. ''[makes some unidentifiable noise]''
 {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} It's a pig!
 {{qf|Bart}} It's a cow, man.
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 {{qf|Pilot 2}} ''[parachuting]'' It's a good program! Just give it a chance, that's all I ask. ''[their parachutes fail; they crash to the ground]''
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-{{qf|Skinner}} Oh, it won't come down for months.  Curse the man who invented helium! Curse Pierre-Jules-Cesar Janssen.
+{{qf|Skinner}} Oh, it won't come down for months.  Curse the man who invented helium! Curse {{w|Pierre Jules Cesar Janssen}}.
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 {{qf|Skinner}} I'm going to punish you for this, Bart... and it won't just be a simple caning this time. Because you have impeded science, you must now aid science. Yes... starting tomorrow, you will assist me with my amateur astronomy, taking down measurements, carrying equipment, and so forth. 4:30 in the morning.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|And Maggie Makes Three|Homie the Clown|season=6|number=117}}
-{{qf|[[Skinner]]}} When I was a little boy I discovered a comet, but the credit was stolen from me. If only I had not told my discovery to Principal Kouhoutek!
+{{qf|[[Skinner]]}} When I was a little boy I discovered a comet, but the credit was stolen from me. If only I had not told my discovery to Principal Kohutek!
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-{{qf|Skinner}} "Still no sighting. You get that one, Bart?"
+{{qf|Skinner}} Still no sighting. You get that one, Bart?
-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} "Hell no."
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Hell no.
-{{qf|Skinner}} "Good."
+{{qf|Skinner}} Good.
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-{{qf|Skinner}} "Look, there's "The Three Wisemen"."
+{{qf|Skinner}} Look, there's "The Three Wisemen".
-:''[points to a constellation that looks like The Three Stooges]''
+:''[Points to a constellation that looks like The Three Stooges]''
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 :''[The kids of [[Springfield Elementary]] look out the window at the oncoming comet, clearly visible in the daylight]''
-{{qf|[[E-mail]]}} "Oh no no, this isn't right at all!"
+{{qf|[[E-mail]]}} Oh no no, this isn't right at all!
-{{qf|[[Database]]}} 'It must be coming at us at a ''fantastic'' speed!"
+{{qf|[[Database]]}} It must be coming at us at a ''fantastic'' speed!
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 {{qf|[[Moe]]}} Hey, uh, I got an idea. We can play a game to pass the time. Er, I'll make the sound of a barnyard animal, and, er, you all try to guess what it is. Ahem. (Makes some unidentifiable noise)
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 {{qf|Skinner}} ''[ominous]'' Destroy that balloon.
 {{qf|[[Groundskeeper Willie]]}} Aye. ''[cocks a shotgun, shoots into the sky]''
 :''[Two fighter planes fly overhead.]''
 {{qf|Pilot 1}} Tango 14, we're being fired at.  I'm getting an exact ID on the bogey now.
 :''[Screen shows a silhouette of Willy and "Identify"; screen flashes "Iraqi fighter jet".]''
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 {{qf|Kids}} Welcome, Super Friend.
-{{qf|[[Ham]]}} I am called Ham, because I enjoy {{w|ham radio|Amateur radio}}. This is E-mail, [[Cosine]], [[Report Card]], Database, and Lisa. Your nickname will be Cosmos.
+{{qf|[[Ham]]}} I am called Ham, because I enjoy {{w|Amateur radio|ham radio}}. This is E-mail, [[Cosine]], [[Report Card]], Database, and Lisa. Your nickname will be Cosmos.
 {{qf|Bart}} ''[finishing a mouthful of food hurriedly]'' Well, I'm done eating. Goodbye.
 {{qf|Kids}} Goodbye, Cosmos.

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-{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|And Maggie Makes Three|Homie the Clown}}
+{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|And Maggie Makes Three|Homie the Clown|season=6|number=117}}
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-== Quotes ==
 '''Seymour Skinner''': When I was a little boy I discovered a comet, but the credit was stolen from me. If only I had not told my discovery to Principal Kouhoutek!
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-<hr width=50%/>'''[[Seymour Skinner|Skinner]]''': "Still no sighting. You get that one, Bart?"
+'''[[Seymour Skinner|Skinner]]''': "Still no sighting. You get that one, Bart?"
 '''[[Bart]]''': "Hell no."
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 '''Skinner''': "Good."
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-<hr width=50%/>'''Skinner''': "Look, there's "The Three Wisemen"."
+'''Skinner''': "Look, there's "The Three Wisemen"."
 ''(points to a constellation that looks like The Three Stooges)''
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-<hr width=50%/>''(The kids of [[Springfield Elementary]] look out the window at the oncoming comet, clearly visible in the daylight)''
+''(The kids of [[Springfield Elementary]] look out the window at the oncoming comet, clearly visible in the daylight)''
 '''[[E-mail]]''': "Oh no no, this isn't right at all!"