Bart's Beard/Quotes - Revision history

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Solar Dragon at 14:24, July 30, 2020

2020-07-30T14:24:48Z

Gazlene the Pork Girl: Added more quotes and fixed others to be phrased just like they are in the comic story.

2015-02-05T23:43:51Z

Added more quotes and fixed others to be phrased just like they are in the comic story.

AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Lisa:''' Dad! You can't seriously be considering leting Bart have that. :'''Marge:''' Let Bart have what? :'''Homer:''' D'oh! :'''Lisa:''' A vide..."

2013-11-05T17:26:22Z

Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Lisa:''' Dad! You can't seriously be considering leting Bart have that. :'''Marge:''' Let Bart have what? :'''Homer:''' D'oh! :'''Lisa:''' A vide..."

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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Dad! You can't seriously be considering leting Bart have that.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Let Bart have what?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' D'oh!
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' A video restricted to those seventeeen and older.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Homer.
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:'''[[Bart]]''': How much for "Clowns gone Wild!"?
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': I am seeling that video at cover price. $29.95 plus state tax.
:'''[[Bart]]''': $29.95?
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Plus state tax. And a state of denial is what you are in, young Jedi, if you belive I weill unlawfully sell that age-restricted video to a minor.
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Ah, ha! Homer's Dimoxinil hair growth tonic! There may be just enough left!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Thank you so much for all the silk flowers, teet, and frilly unmentionables. But I'm here for the uh, the 'under-privileged child's video fund.' Won't you please help?
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Man, what a gyp! After all i went through! This tape is lame-o.
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I don't know Bart. The deep emotional scars that force a man to seek a life wearing a false smile is a fascinating topic.
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' There's nothing sadder than the tears of a clown.

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	{{qf\|Lisa}} I don't know, Bart. The deep emotional scars that force a man to seek a life wearing a false smile is a fascinating topic.		{{qf\|Lisa}} I don't know, Bart. The deep emotional scars that force a man to seek a life wearing a false smile is a fascinating topic.
	{{qf\|Milhouse}} There's nothing sadder than the tears of a clown.		{{qf\|Milhouse}} There's nothing sadder than the tears of a clown.
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-{{TabQ}}
+{{TabQ|nogags}}
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Dad! You can't seriously be considering letting Bart have that.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Dad! You can't seriously be considering letting Bart have that.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Let Bart have what?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Let Bart have what?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' A video restricted to those seventeen and older.
+{{qf|Lisa}} A video restricted to those seventeen and older.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' D'oh!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} D'oh!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Homer.
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, Homer.
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-:'''[[Bart]]''': How much for "Clowns Gone Wild!"?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} How much for "Clowns Gone Wild!"?
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': I am selling that video at cover price. $29.95 plus state tax.
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} I am selling that video at cover price. $29.95 plus state tax.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': $29.95?
+{{qf|Bart}} $29.95?
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Plus state tax. And a state of denial is what you are in, young Jedi, if you believe I will unlawfully sell that age-restricted video to a minor.
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} Plus state tax. And a state of denial is what you are in, young Jedi, if you believe I will unlawfully sell that age-restricted video to a minor.
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-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Is the video really worth all this trouble?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Is the video really worth all this trouble?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Of course! Now help me find a disguise.
+{{qf|Bart}} Of course! Now help me find a disguise.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Bart, I don't think we're gonna find the answer to our problem here.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Bart, I don't think we're gonna find the answer to our problem here.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Eureka!
+{{qf|Bart}} Eureka!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Ah, ha! Homer's Dimoxinil hair growth tonic! There may be just enough left!
+{{qf|Bart}} Ah, ha! Homer's [[Dimoxinil]] hair growth tonic! There may be just enough left!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Even if this works, where are you gonna get the $29.95?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Even if this works, where are you gonna get the $29.95?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': That's the easy part. Meet me tomorrow morning at the Springfield Retirement Castle.
+{{qf|Bart}} That's the easy part. Meet me tomorrow morning at the Springfield Retirement Castle.
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-:'''[[Bart]]''':  Thank you so much for all the silk flowers, teeth, and frilly unmentionables. But I'm here for the, uh, the 'under-privileged child's video fund.' Won't you please help?
+{{qf|Bart}} Thank you so much for all the silk flowers, teeth, and frilly unmentionables. But I'm here for the, uh, the 'under-privileged child's video fund.' Won't you please help?
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Man, what a gyp! After all I went through! This tape is lame-o.
+{{qf|Bart}} Man, what a gyp! After all I went through! This tape is lame-o.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I don't know, Bart. The deep emotional scars that force a man to seek a life wearing a false smile is a fascinating topic.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I don't know, Bart. The deep emotional scars that force a man to seek a life wearing a false smile is a fascinating topic.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' There's nothing sadder than the tears of a clown.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} There's nothing sadder than the tears of a clown.