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Solar Dragon at 22:53, July 4, 2020

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Spare-tire at 05:42, March 14, 2015

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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Bart''': Bart, do the right lines. You're ruining "Troilus and Cressida"! :'''Lisa''': C'mon, Lis, I'm just doing a little improv to lighten thin..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Bart''': Bart, do the right lines. You're ruining "Troilus and Cressida"! :'''Lisa''': C'mon, Lis, I'm just doing a little improv to lighten thin..."

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:'''[[Bart]]''': Bart, do the right lines. You're ruining "Troilus and Cressida"!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': C'mon, Lis, I'm just doing a little improv to lighten things up.
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:'''[[Juliet]]''': Oh, Romeo, swear not by the moon. Swear not by the fence. Just stop swearing already! You'll wake up my parents!
:'''[[Romeo]]''': I stubbed by toe on your @#!! garden gnome!
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:'''[[Scratchy]]''': You know Itchy, I like violence as much as the next guy, but whoever wrote this is really messed up.
:'''[[Itchy]]''': Word!
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:'''[[King Lear]]''': Man, being a king is so boring. Goneril, Regan, Cordelia! We're going to play a game!
:'''[[Regan]]''': A game? What an excellent idea, father! Tag? Chess? Hunting peasants for sport?
:'''[[King Lear]]''': Better! This is a game called, "Who loves daddy best?"
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:'''[[King Lear]]''': I must find my daguther. My sweet loving child!
:'''[[Richard III]]''': Some dogs were chewing on smoething in the bushes.
:'''[[King Lear]]''': Oh by, the gods, no! Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks, rage, blow--
:'''[[Romeo]]''': Hold it!
:'''[[King Lear]]''': What?
:'''[[Romeo]]''': She's totally faking to get attention! She did the same thing to me!
:'''[[King Lear]]''': Aaah!
:'''[[Cordelia]]''': Romeo! You shouldn't even be here!
:'''[[Romeo]]''': Told ya!
:'''[[Cordelia]]''': You are so rude... so rude... so rude...

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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart, do the right lines. You're ruining "Troilus and Cressida"!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Bart, do the right lines. You're ruining "Troilus and Cressida"!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': C'mon, Lis, I'm just doing a little improv to lighten things up.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} C'mon, Lis, I'm just doing a little improv to lighten things up.
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-:'''[[Juliet]]''': Oh, Romeo, swear not by the moon. Swear not by the fence. Just stop swearing already! You'll wake up my parents!
+{{qf|[[Juliet]]}} Oh, Romeo, swear not by the moon. Swear not by the fence. Just stop swearing already! You'll wake up my parents!
-:'''[[Romeo]]''': I stubbed by toe on your @#!! garden gnome!
+{{qf|[[Romeo]]}} I stubbed by toe on your @#!! garden gnome!
 ----
-:'''[[Scratchy]]''': You know Itchy, I like violence as much as the next guy, but whoever wrote this is really messed up.
+{{qf|[[Scratchy]]}} You know Itchy, I like violence as much as the next guy, but whoever wrote this is really messed up.
-:'''[[Itchy]]''': Word!
+{{qf|[[Itchy]]}} Word!
 ----
-:'''[[King Lear]]''': Man, being a king is so boring. Goneril, Regan, Cordelia! We're going to play a game!
+{{qf|[[King Lear]]}} Man, being a king is so boring. Goneril, Regan, Cordelia! We're going to play a game!
-:'''[[Regan]]''': A game? What an excellent idea, father! Tag? Chess? Hunting peasants for sport?
+{{qf|[[Regan]]}} A game? What an excellent idea, father! Tag? Chess? Hunting peasants for sport?
-:'''[[King Lear]]''': Better! This is a game called, "Who loves daddy best?"
+{{qf|King Lear}} Better! This is a game called, "Who loves daddy best?"
 ----
-:'''[[King Lear]]''': I must find my daguther. My sweet loving child!
+{{qf|King Lear}} I must find my daughter. My sweet loving child!
-:'''[[Richard III]]''': Some dogs were chewing on smoething in the bushes.
+{{qf|[[Richard III]]}} Some dogs were chewing on something in the bushes.
-:'''[[King Lear]]''': Oh by, the gods, no! Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks, rage, blow--
+{{qf|King Lear}} Oh by, the gods, no! Blow, winds, and crack your cheeks, rage, blow--
-:'''[[Romeo]]''': Hold it!
+{{qf|Romeo}} Hold it!
-:'''[[King Lear]]''': What?
+{{qf|King Lear}} What?
-:'''[[Romeo]]''': She's totally faking to get attention! She did the same thing to me!
+{{qf|Romeo}} She's totally faking to get attention! She did the same thing to me!
-:'''[[King Lear]]''': Aaah!
+{{qf|King Lear}} Aaah!
-:'''[[Cordelia]]''': Romeo! You shouldn't even be here!
+{{qf|[[Cordelia]]}} Romeo! You shouldn't even be here!
-:'''[[Romeo]]''': Told ya!
+{{qf|Romeo}} Told ya!
-:'''[[Cordelia]]''': You are so rude... so rude... so rude...
+{{qf|Cordelia}} You are so rude... so rude... so rude...

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	:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart, do the right lines. You're ruining "Troilus and Cressida"!		:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart, do the right lines. You're ruining "Troilus and Cressida"!