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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Balderdashing All the Way
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|The Invasion Before Christmas}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}} Act 2
|characters = [[Kang]], [[Kodos]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}, [[Lisa]], [[Bart]], [[Krusty]], [[Gautama Buddha]], [[Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert]], [[Santa Claus]]
|optional = [[Santa Kang]], [[Mrs. Kodos Claus]], See [[#Characters|Characters]]
|previous =
|next =
|event = yes
}}

'''Balderdashing All the Way''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|The Invasion Before Christmas}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon}}
{{TB|As the Rigellian saying goes, if at first you don't succeed, abase yourself before the supreme Rigellian dictator and try again.}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon}}
{{TB|Also, I still have a few billion Robo-Funzos to get rid of. So I've added an Unbrainulizer Ray that enhances the human tendency to stare brainlessly at their phones.}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon|Evil}}
{{TB|They will be completely helpless before our invasion. Ha, ha!}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Kodos Claus Icon}}
{{TB|Excellent! I will continue to impersonate Santa's domestic partner. You know, this place could really use the patter of little feet.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Kodos Claus Icon}}
{{TB|I think I'll import some elf-a-pillars from Rivendell IV.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Santa Kang/Kang Prepare to Unbrainulize Earthlings|8 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Mrs. Kodos Claus/Kodos Import Elf-a-Pillars|8 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I have initiated the Unbrainulizer Ray. The Robo-Funzos are turning the humans into defenseless prey.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Kodos Claus Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Did you have to make them float right over the humans to do it? I mean, it's a little obvious.}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|Oh, so it's not enough that I invent a weapon to utterly defeat mankind. Now it has to have more than a one-meter range.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Kodos Claus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What's the point of us being Earth-married if I can't make positive suggestions?}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon}}
{{TB|Let's not fight. We have some hypnotized humans who'll do anything we want. Let's have some fun.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Santa Kang/Kang Give Silly Orders|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Mrs. Kodos Claus/Kodos Enjoy Humans Acting Foolish|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Follow Orders|4 hours|a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Kodos Claus Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, Kang, I love how you make my amusement bladder expramulate.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|The Robo-Funzos are back! They're floating over people, beaming into their brains.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe it's one of those social media devices that corrects your posture and counts your steps.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|No! They're totally hypnotized by their phones. We have to use the Re-Gifting Machine to rid people of their robo-parasites!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Hypnotized, eh? Don't fire up that Re-Gifter until I make a four-fingered visit to the Kwik-E-Mart.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Use the Re-Gifting Machine to Blast Robo-Funzos}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Battle Robo-Funzos|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Shoplift|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|The Re-Gifting Machine didn't work. The people with parasitic Robo-Funzos are still hypnotized.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Dammit! If only I'd known; I could have raided the comic book store, too.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|All right, let's amp up the power on the Re-Gifting Machine and blow those No-Funzos away.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Good glayvin, no! We have no idea what might happen to the victims if the Robo-Funzos' brain rays are interrupted.}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Their brains might be rewired to become mental vegetables. Or, alternately, mental geniuses. We just don't know!}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It's like climate change. Could be good, could be bad. Incidentally, I'm available as a paid consultant to the fossil fuel industry if anyone's interested.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|What do you recommend, then?}}
{{Tapped Out Professor Frink Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Pray to whatever higher power you believe in.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Meditate on the Divinity of Buddha|12 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Tweet Krusty|12 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Krusty Ignore Tweets|12 hours|a [[Krusty Burger]]}} {{Task|Unlock Gautama Buddha}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon}}
{{TB|Out of nowhere, the mind comes forth.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Buddha? You're real!}}
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon}}
{{TB|As real as a butterfly that never flies, or a laugh that no one hears.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You're real but you're like talking to Grampa.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Lord Buddha, it's awesome you've come! Will you help us defeat the invasion of Robo-Funzos?}}
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon}}
{{TB|Lisa, there are many deities. Or perhaps they are all aspects of one all-encompassing divinity. I know the answer, but I'm not telling. That's Buddhism for you.}}
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon}}
{{TB|You must seek help from all systems of belief.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I get it. Sort of a Belief Systems Justice League.}}
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Or B.S. League for short!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Buddha Contemplate His Navel|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Believe in B.S.|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Bart Believe in B.S.|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|No sign of the rest of the B.S. League.}}
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Have faith they will come, otherwise they won't come. That's B.S. for you.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Lord Buddha, who's behind this terrible Robo-Funzo invasion?}}
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon}}
{{TB|The disciple asks for guidance. But the master says, “do not ask what you already know”.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Hm. Big holiday…sneaky invasion…master, I am enlightened! It's Kang and Kodos!}}
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon}}
{{TB|Really? Didn't see that coming.}}
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon}}
{{TB|Just kidding, of course I did. And now, let's de-incarnate some alien ass.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Buddha Invoke the B.S.|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Kang Battle the B.S. League|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Kodos Battle the B.S. League|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You defeated us this time, but only because we weren't ready!}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Kodos Claus Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Yes, I had ginger cookies in the oven, and now they're ruined.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Stupid victory. I could've had ginger cookies!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{SacredT|200}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|We slowed the aliens, but we didn't defeat them. We need more members of the Belief Systems League.}}
{{Tapped Out Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Did someone call for the Spirit of Kwanzaa?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Fantastic! You're the first B.S. Leaguer here.}}
{{Tapped Out Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I am? Dammit. I hate being the first to show up at a party. So uncool.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|That's okay, you can help put out the appetizers.}}
{{Tapped Out Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Dammit!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Unlock Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert}} {{Task/Job|Make Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Help Set up|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Santa Kang Tend to Wounds|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Buddha Put Out the Call to Other B.S.ers|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I wonder who'll be next to join our Belief Systems League party.}}
{{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
{{TB|You should be keeping a sharper lookout…oh, that's right you don't have a THIRD EYE.}}
{{Tapped Out Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Shiva, you old Lord of the Universe. Where's your wife Parvati?}}
{{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
{{TB|Back home looking after the kids, [[Ganesha]] and Kartikeya. Don't tell her I'm here.}}
{{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
{{TB|She thinks I'm at work watching over the Universe. If she finds out I'm goofing off here, she'll turn into her aspect of Kali…Eight arms, every one holding a rolling pin.}}
{{THT|If Shiva isn't owned|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Help Shiva watch over Karma! Now available in the store.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]|4}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]|2}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'm so glad to have you join us, Shiva! High five!}}
{{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
{{TB|High FIVES. This is going to take a while.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{SacredT|100}} and {{WrappingP|30}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 9 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Our battles against the alien invaders are going great. We're beating the living drool out of them.}}
{{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
{{TB|Let's grab some manna. Anyone know a good lunch place?}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|Hear the words of the Angel of [[Yahweh]]! There's a great deli on Second Avenue.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|Kreplach to die for. And I should know, eating too much is how I died the first time.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]|4}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]|2}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Feh! These aliens don't have the chutzpah to mess with the Angel of Yahweh.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|It's time to take these pishers to the laundromat – father and clown style!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{SacredT|100}} and {{2x4|30}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 10 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon}}
{{TB|A fool says, “The bowl is full”. The wise man says, “We still need Jesus”.}}
{{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
{{TB|I think J.C. is mad about something.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Darn right. You guys keep forgetting my birthday!}}
{{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
{{TB|To me, the past and future are all one. It's no wonder I forget birthdays and anniversaries.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|How does your wife Parvati like that excuse?}}
{{Tapped Out Shiva Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Not a lot.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]|4}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]|2}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It looks like we're half-way there!}}
{{Tapped Out Shiva Icon|Wink}}
{{TB|Would you say we might be living on a prayer?}}
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|The wise man sleeps when the fool quotes pop music.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{SacredT|200}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 11 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, the Belief System League is amazing: representatives of Buddhism, Judaism, Christianity, Hinduism, and, of course, Nguzo Saba.}}
{{Tapped Out Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|So that's what I am! *chuckles*}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Seems like you're skipping something obvious.}}
{{Tapped Out Rabbi Krustofsky Icon}}
{{TB|Can't think of anything.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Unless you're scared to make fun of it.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|Sky Finger isn't afraid to laugh at anything!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I'm talking about atheism.}}
{{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, thank Us.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]|4}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]|2}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|We couldn't find anyone in America willing to admit to being an atheist.}}
{{Tapped Out Shiva Icon}}
{{TB|So we hired the toughest mythical pixie we could find…Jack Frost.}}
{{Tapped Out Jack Frost Icon}}
{{TB|I will frost your windows! Hee, hee, hee!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{SacredT|200}} and {{WrappingP|30}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 12 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|The alien invaders are really strong. All the power of our various faiths is not enough.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|You need the one being that everyone on Earth worships.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Santa Claus, bringer of free stuff. And the most potent pixie on the planet.}}
{{Tapped Out Jack Frost Icon}}
{{TB|I'm a pixie. I'm powerful.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, right. What are you going to do, frost up the windows on the aliens' flying saucer?}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]|4}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]|2}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Bart, Bart! I went to Santa's Castle, and they said they haven't seen him for weeks.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|His sleigh is parked by the alien base! They must've kidnapped him.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Then we're kidnapping him back. No one takes my Santa when he's a few days from handing out presents.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{SacredT|50}} [[Santa Claus]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 13 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Gautama Buddha's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, we found Santa Claus. He wasn't kidnapped at all.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|He was hanging out eating Mrs. Kodos Claus's sugar snaps.}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Defensive}}
{{TB|What? I like a good cookie. Besides, it's nice talking shop with someone else in the large-scale toy delivery business.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|But you will help us defeat the aliens, right? Think of it as a birthday present to me.}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon}}
{{TB|Again with the birthday guilt. Why couldn't Christmas be in June?}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]|4}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]|2}} {{Task/Job|Make Santa Claus Come to Town Upside Rigellian Skulls|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{SacredT|400}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 14 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Thank you, Belief Systems League! You destroyed the Rigellian ship!}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|We would have won if Jack Frost hadn't iced up our windows.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Lord Buddha, there're still a lot of Robo-Funzos around town? You'll get rid of them too, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Gautama Buddha Icon}}
{{TB|The most valuable thing in the world is the head of a dead Robo-Funzo, for no one can name its price.}}
{{Tapped Out Jesus Christ Icon}}
{{TB|I'm no Buddhist, but ten bucks says that means he ain't helping.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make B.S. Leaguers Celebrate Their Holidays|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|3}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Clean up the B.S. Mess|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]|10}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Puzzle Over Buddhist Koans|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 15 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Kang's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon}}
{{TB|I think the take-away message is clear: we should stick to Halloween updates.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Kodos Claus Icon|Disgusted}}
{{TB|You don't think the message is: you're incompetent at any time of the year?}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, we were utterly defeated and humiliated at Christmas, but cheer up: it's Christmas!}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Kodos Claus Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I did make a ginger bread house. Care to join me in vaporizing it from space?}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Kang Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's the holiday spirit!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kang Cast Off His Santa Costume|8 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Kodos Drink Eggnog|8 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Continue to Clean up the Mess|8 hours|a [[Brown House]]|10}}|colspan=2}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|Keep playing to earn prizes by ridding Springfield of Robo-Funzos once and for all!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|500}} and {{XP|50}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Characters ==
B.S. Leaguers include:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Gautama Buddha]], [[Shiva]], [[Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert]], [[Rabbi Krustofsky]], [[Conductor Otto]], [[Elf Bart]], [[Elf Lisa]], [[Jesus Christ]], [[Lyla]], [[Jack Frost]], [[Santa Claus]] and [[Christmas Tree Ralph]]
}}}}

Rigellians include:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Santa Kang]], [[Mrs. Kodos Claus]], [[J. Rigellian Christ]], [[Kang]], and [[Kodos]]
}}}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the line "dashing all the way" from the [[Christmas]] carol "{{W|Jingle Bells}}".

{{Tapped Out Quests/The Invasion Before Christmas}}

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 {{TB|She thinks I'm at work watching over the Universe. If she finds out I'm goofing off here, she'll turn into her aspect of Kali...Eight arms, every one holding a rolling pin.}}
 {{THT|If Shiva isn't owned|colspan=2}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|Help Shiva watch over Karma! Now available in the store.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make B.S. Leaguers Fight Aliens|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]|4}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Rigellians Battle the B.S. League|4 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]|2}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{TB|That's the holiday spirit!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kang Cast Off His Santa Costume|8 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Kodos Drink Eggnog|8 hours|the [[Rigellian Christmas Spaceship]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfielders Continue to Clean up the Mess|8 hours|a [[Brown House]]|10}}|colspan=2}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|Keep playing to earn prizes by ridding Springfield of Robo-Funzos once and for all!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|500}} and {{XP|50}}|colspan=2}}

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 |characters = [[Kang]], [[Kodos]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}, [[Lisa]], [[Bart]], [[Krusty]], [[Gautama Buddha]], [[Kwanzaa Dr. Hibbert]], [[Santa Claus]]
 |optional = [[Santa Kang]], [[Mrs. Kodos Claus]], See [[#Characters|Characters]]
 |previous =
 |next = [[More B.S.]]