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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Kirk_Van_Houten" title="Kirk Van Houten">Kirk Van Houten</a>}} Hey, wait, where are you going? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Milhouse_Van_Houten" title="Milhouse Van Houten">Milhouse Van Houten</a>}} I&#039;m gonna ride around and see if anyone says Happy Birthday to me. {...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Kirk Van Houten]]}} Hey, wait, where are you going?<br /> {{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} I'm gonna ride around and see if anyone says Happy Birthday to me.<br /> {{qf|Kirk}} You'll be back! Just like your mother.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} Hey! Watch where you're going!<br /> {{qf|[[Sherri]] or [[Terri]]}} You killed my sister, you klutz!<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} Nunh-unh! If I did, you'd be dead, too.<br /> {{qf|Sherri or Terri}} What are you talking about?<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} You're twins, whatever she feels, you feel!<br /> {{qf|Sherri or Terri}} That's the dumbest--<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} Dad! Something horrible happened!<br /> {{qf|Kirk}} Your mother re-married?!<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} No, I accidentally killed someone.<br /> {{qf|Kirk}} Oh, phew!<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} A couple people, actually...<br /> {{qf|Kirk}} Still, phew!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Kirk}} Yes, officer?<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Sorry to bother you, Milhouse's dad... We found a couple bodies, and we think Milhouse is involved.<br /> {{qf|Kirk}} I don't think so.<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Well, he was seen in the area wearing this jacket found at the scene.<br /> {{qf|Kirk}} That's a very common jacket.<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} And we found his tricycle by the bodies.<br /> {{qf|Kirk}} Could be coincidence.<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} And there was this note: &quot;I'm sorry I killed the twins. Sincerely, Milhouse&quot;<br /> {{qf|Kirk}} Um, I'll call you when he gets home.<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Great! Then I don't have to wait around here.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer, will you stop passing gas all over? The house stinks!<br /> {{qf|[[Homer]]}} Why do you always blame me? You have some farts, Maggie? You have some farts?<br /> {{qf|[[Maggie]]}} Giggle<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Alright kids, your father and I are going out to see the new Buzz Pepoy movie.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} And you're leaving Grandpa here to watch us?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} Of course not. You're watching Grandpa... ...And Nelson's here to watch you.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} I'm calling the cops!<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} Because I'm living in the walls?<br /> {{qf|Bart}} No, because you're stealing someone else's characters.<br /> {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Yeah, the only person who writes Larry Snotter stories is author J.K. Peyer! Or else!<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} But it's fair use!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Milhouse}} Are you going to arrest me for killing all those people now?<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} No, I'm arresting you for copyright violation. You're going to jail for a long, long time.<br /> <br /> [[Category:The Simpsons' Treehouse of Horror stories quotes]]</div>

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