Astro-Not - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 21:59, April 7, 2025

2025-04-07T21:59:05Z

SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (3), * → {{*}} (4)

2024-07-18T17:26:11Z

replaced: … → ... (3), * → {{*}} (4)

Solar Dragon at 16:49, July 18, 2024

2024-07-18T16:49:51Z

Solar Dragon at 16:48, July 18, 2024

2024-07-18T16:48:19Z

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Astro-Not |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Deep Space Homer}} |requirements = |characters = Astronaut Barney, Moe, {{TOCG|Barflies}} |..."

2024-07-18T16:45:11Z

Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = Astro-Not |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Deep Space Homer}} |requirements = |characters = Astronaut Barney, Moe, {{TOCG|Barflies}} |..."

New page

{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Astro-Not
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Deep Space Homer}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Astronaut Barney]], [[Moe]], {{TOCG|Barflies}}
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''Astro-Not''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Deep Space Homer}} content update. It requires [[Astronaut Barney]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Astronaut Barney's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Thanks to my astronaut training, I'm sober again! I've got control over my life for once – what do you want to do?}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|We were going to go to the bar, but we could spice it up a bit. Maybe a beer garden or a brewery tour…}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Think bigger! The world is your oyster!}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Oysters, eh? That gives me an idea – let's go to the bar!}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Grrrr! I'll stop in, but I'll be having a soft drink!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|A soda? Hold on, I think I've got one in the back. I was using it as an ashtray.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Astronaut Barney Stop in for a Soda|12 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Moe Serve Drinks|10 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Barflies}} Drink at Moe's|8 hours|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Astronaut Barney's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Sobriety has given me a new lease on life!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|I've got a new lease too! Although I think mine's on my car.}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I became an astronaut – doesn't that inspire any of you to follow your dreams?}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|In my dreams I'm being chased by a giant singing grasshopper with my father's face – why would I want to follow that?}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Don't you want more from life than just sitting in this bar?}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What if aliens were looking down on us right now? Aren't you embarrassed by being drunk?}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|Aliens love drunk people! They're the only ones they ever abduct.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Astronaut Barney Lecture the Barflies about Sober Life|60 minutes|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Barflies}} Drink at Moe's|8 hours|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Barney's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
{{TB|By not spending all my money on beer, I can afford to go back to school. After all, I'm only two credits shy of my PhD.}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
{{TB|Then I could get a job asking people if they know of any jobs for PhDs.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Why give your money to those fancy college types?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|What about your good friend Moe? What is he going to do without his best customer?}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You guys aren't being very supportive.}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|After I was so supportive of your watercolors, Moe. And your decorative gourd collection, Carl.}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Since I can't drink my feelings anymore, I guess I'll have to eat them.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Astronaut Barney Eat Astronaut Ice Cream|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe we should be more supportive of Barney. Tell him he's doing grood. Is it grood? Goop? I don't know; I've never heard it said to me.}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|All my memories with Barney are… not there, because we were drunk. I don't think I can start making sober ones.}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|Let's give it a try. We owe it to Barney after leaving him for dead on so many occasions.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Astronaut Barney's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Tra-la-la! Lalalala! Lalala!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Barney, are you drunk? What happened?}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Just been eatin' *hic* ice cream all day!}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|What is this… rum raisin?!? Oh no!}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|It's okay. I don't think there's any alcohol in raisins.}}
{{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Drinks on *hic* me!!!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Astronaut Barney Blast Off|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Deep Space Homer}}

@@ Line 1: / Line 1: @@
 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Astro-Not
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Deep Space Homer}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Astronaut Barney]], [[Moe]], {{TOCG|Barflies}}
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 21: / Line 21: @@
 {{TB|Thanks to my astronaut training, I'm sober again! I've got control over my life for once – what do you want to do?}}
 {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
-{{TB|We were going to go to the bar, but we could spice it up a bit. Maybe a beer garden or a brewery tour…}}
+{{TB|We were going to go to the bar, but we could spice it up a bit. Maybe a beer garden or a brewery tour...}}
 {{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon}}
 {{TB|Think bigger! The world is your oyster!}}
@@ Line 86: / Line 86: @@
 {{TB|Maybe we should be more supportive of Barney. Tell him he's doing grood. Is it grood? Goop? I don't know; I've never heard it said to me.}}
 {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
-{{TB|All my memories with Barney are… not there, because we were drunk. I don't think I can start making sober ones.}}
+{{TB|All my memories with Barney are... not there, because we were drunk. I don't think I can start making sober ones.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
 {{TB|Let's give it a try. We owe it to Barney after leaving him for dead on so many occasions.}}
@@ Line 100: / Line 100: @@
 {{TB|Barney, are you drunk? What happened?}}
 {{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Just been eatin' *hic* ice cream all day!}}
+{{TB|Just been eatin' {{*}}hic{{*}} ice cream all day!}}
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Shocked}}
-{{TB|What is this… rum raisin?!? Oh no!}}
+{{TB|What is this... rum raisin?!? Oh no!}}
 {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 {{TB|It's okay. I don't think there's any alcohol in raisins.}}
 {{Tapped Out Astronaut Barney Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Drinks on *hic* me!!!}}
+{{TB|Drinks on {{*}}hic{{*}} me!!!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Astronaut Barney Blast Off|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}

@@ Line 30: / Line 30: @@
 {{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Worried}}
 {{TB|A soda? Hold on, I think I've got one in the back. I was using it as an ashtray.}}
-{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Astronaut Barney Stop in for a Soda|12 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Moe Serve Drinks|10 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Barflies}} Drink at Moe's|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Astronaut Barney Stop in for a Soda|12 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Moe Serve Drinks|10 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Barflies Drink at Moe's|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 === Pt. 2 ===
@@ Line 51: / Line 56: @@
 {{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
 {{TB|Aliens love drunk people! They're the only ones they ever abduct.}}
-{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Astronaut Barney Lecture the Barflies about Sober Life|60 minutes|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Barflies}} Drink at Moe's|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Astronaut Barney Lecture the Barflies about Sober Life|60 minutes|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Barflies Drink at Moe's|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]|3}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 === Pt. 3 ===