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{{qf|[[Kang]]}} We will now supply the answer to an inferior earthling's quandary.
{{qf|[[Kodos]]}} Timmy Goldman writes: "Dear Kang and Kodos: Do you have other siblings at home on Rigel VII? My brother and sister really annoy me. How can I get along with them?"
{{qf|Kang}} Timmy Goldman, Rigellian family units are not unlike terra-based species. Our progenitors breed and nurture their offspring until they grow to maturity and leave home to enslave inferior alien races.
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{{qf|Kang}} I remember, as mere hatchlings, we spent many hours playing incubator games with our youngest sibling Klondar... In fact, Klondar gave us our first taste of what it means to be true Rigellians!
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{{qf|Kang}} So you see, Rigellians do not concern themselves with foolish psychological conundrums, such as middle child syndrome. We learn from birth to resolve conflicts in an efficient and ravenous manner.
{{qf|Kodos}} We would be pleased to visit your domicile and remedy your sibling discord. You may choose the sacrificial offspring or, perhaps, leave that succulent decision to us...

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