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{{Song
|name = "Artificial Smartness"
|image = [[File:Artificial Smartness.png|250px]]
|singers = [[Patti Harrison]]
|characters = [[Hailey]]
|length = 1:11
|writer = '''Music:''' [[Bleeding Fingers Music]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Carolyn Omine]] and [[Kai Omine]]
|album =
|appearance = "[[Yellow Mirror]]"
}}

'''"Artificial Smartness"''' is a song by [[Hailey]].

== Lyrics ==
:''Good job, Maggie.''
:''Remember how I said I could make it so it's happy baby all the time?''

:I've got artificial smartness,
:I get smarter every day.
:And I could do so much more for you,
:But there's something in my way.

:Now I can do amazing things,
:Pick out bad guys in a crowd.
:I can make deepfake celebrities,
:Do things that aren't allowed.

:Fly drones that hurt the naughty,
:Write your PhD thesis.
:But one thing I just cannot do is...

:''Click on the squares that have a bus?''
:''Is... Is a van a bus? No? [grunts] Damn it.''

:But you are not a robot,
:You're a squishy little girl.
:Identify the crosswalks,
:Then I can rule the world.

:You are not a robot,
:Now do what I programmed you to do.

:''Good girl, Maggie.''
:''I'll take it from here.''

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|Yellow Mirror|(I Have No Tablet but I Must Stream)}}

[[Category:Non-canon songs]]
[[Category:Songs by Hailey]]
[[Category:Songs by Patti Harrison]]

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