Armour Hot Dogs Song - Revision history

SolarBot at 13:56, July 17, 2026

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Krloz to at 14:37, June 9, 2026

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Krloz to: Created page with "{{Song |name = "Armour Hot Dogs Song" |image = 250px |singers = Dan Castellaneta |characters = Abraham Simpson
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Created page with "{{Song |name = "Armour Hot Dogs Song" |image = 250px |singers = Dan Castellaneta |characters = Abraham Simpson<br>Homer Simpson |leng..."

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{{Song
|name = "Armour Hot Dogs Song"
|image = [[File:1F21 Fourth wall.png|250px]]
|singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]]
|characters = [[Abraham Simpson]]<br>[[Homer Simpson]]
|length =
|writer =
|album =
|appearance = "[[Lady Bouvier's Lover]]"
}}

'''"Armour Hot Dogs Song"''' is the jingle for Armour Brand Hot Dogs.

== History ==
During [[Maggie]]'s first [[List of birthdays|birthday]] party, [[Jacqueline Bouvier]] recalled a song-and-dance routine [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] had performed years earlier. At [[Abe Simpson]]'s insistence, the two reluctantly reenacted it, singing the Armour Hot Dogs jingle while Abe accompanied them on harmonica. The family joined in, and Homer even walked by carrying an Armour Hot Dogs sign. Afterwards, Lisa complained that her family seemed to know only advertising songs.

== Lyrics ==
:'''Bart and Lisa:'''
:Hot dogs, armour hot dogs,

:'''Abe:'''
:''Sing it like you mean it!'' [plays harmonica]

:'''Bart and Lisa:'''
:What kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs?

:'''Bart:'''
:Fat kids!
:'''Lisa:'''
:Skinny kids!
:'''Bart:'''
:Kids who climb on rocks!
:'''Lisa::'''
:Tough kids!
:'''Bart:'''
:Sissy kids!
:'''Milhouse:'''
:Even kids with chicken pox

:'''Everyone:'''
:Love hot dogs,
:Armour hot dogs,
:The dogs...kids...love...to...bite!

:'''Lisa:'''
:Doesn't this family know any songs that aren't commercials?

:'''Everyone:'''
:I feel like Chicken Tonight,
:Like Chicken Tonight,
:Like Chicken Tonight...

== Appearances ==
*{{ep|Lady Bouvier's Lover}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The song is based on a real advertising jingle for Armour Hot Dogs, a real American hot dog brand. The commercial became very famous in the United States and was widely remembered by people who grew up in the 1960s and 1970s.

[[Category:Jingles‎]]
[[Category:Songs by Grampa]]
[[Category:Songs by Homer]]
[[Category:Songs by Bart]]
[[Category:Songs by Lisa]]
[[Category:Songs by Marge]]
[[Category:Songs by Milhouse‎]]
[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]
[[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]]
[[Category:Songs by Yeardley Smith]]
[[Category:Songs by Julie Kavner]]
[[Category:Songs by Pamela Hayden]]
[[Category:Cover songs]]

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 :'''Abe:'''
-:''Sing it like you mean it!''  [plays harmonica]
+:''Sing it like you mean it!'' [plays harmonica]
 :'''Bart and Lisa:'''
 :What kind of kids eat Armour hot dogs?
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 :'''Bart:'''
 :Fat kids!
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 :Armour hot dogs,
 :The dogs...kids...love...to...bite!
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 :'''Lisa:'''
 :Doesn't this family know any songs that aren't commercials?

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-'''"Armour Hot Dogs Song"''' is the jingle for Armour Brand Hot Dogs.
+'''"Armour Hot Dogs Song"''' is the jingle for [[Armour Brand Hot Dogs]].
 == History ==

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 == History ==
-During [[Maggie]]'s first [[List of birthdays|birthday]] party, [[Jacqueline Bouvier]] recalled a song-and-dance routine [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] had performed years earlier. At [[Abe Simpson]]'s insistence, the two reluctantly reenacted it, singing the Armour Hot Dogs jingle while Abe accompanied them on harmonica. The family joined in, and Homer even walked by carrying an Armour Hot Dogs sign. Afterwards, Lisa complained that her family seemed to know only advertising songs.
+During [[Maggie]]'s first [[List of birthdays|birthday]] party, [[Jacqueline Bouvier]] recalled a song-and-dance routine [[Bart]] and [[Lisa]] had performed years earlier. At [[Abe Simpson]]'s insistence, the two reluctantly reenacted it, singing the [[Armour Brand Hot Dogs|Armour Hot Dogs]] jingle while Abe accompanied them on harmonica. The family joined in, and Homer even walked by carrying an Armour Hot Dogs sign. Afterwards, Lisa complained that her family seemed to know only advertising songs.
 == Lyrics ==

Armour Hot Dogs Song - Revision history

SolarBot at 13:56, July 17, 2026

Krloz to at 14:37, June 9, 2026

Krloz to: /* History */

Krloz to: Created page with "{{Song |name = "Armour Hot Dogs Song" |image = 250px |singers = Dan Castellaneta |characters = Abraham SimpsonHomer Simpson |leng..."

Krloz to: Created page with "{{Song |name = "Armour Hot Dogs Song" |image = 250px |singers = Dan Castellaneta |characters = Abraham Simpson
Homer Simpson |leng..."