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{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Oh, Mrs. Homer, your beauty is unsurpassed today.
{{qf|[[Marge]]}} That’s very sweet of you to notice, Apu.
{{qf|Apu}} You would be wise to capture your appearance this day with a photographic image that will last for eternity.
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{{qf|Marge}} Oh, my! I think there’s something wrong with your new photo booth.
{{qf|Apu}} Great galloping Ganesha! I obtained this booth from my cousin who runs the [[Kwik-E-Mart]] just outside the holy temple of Baltapapua-Beshton, where they study the many past lives that people have lived. If there is a mystical connection, then perhaps this photo shows that in your past life, you were a slippery elm.
{{qf|Marge}} I knew there was a reason I liked plants.
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{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} This will prove my theory that I was [[Kaiser Bill]]!
{{qf|[[Jasper Beardley]]}} Maybe this will explain why I like British cooking.
{{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} I’ll bet you a carton of [[Laramie Cigarettes|Laramies]] that I was [[Joan of Arc]].
{{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} I don’t care who I was as long as I had a husband.
{{qf|Apu}} Thank you for your patronage. Please come again in your next life!
{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle, or rather it looks like I was a monkey’s uncle.
{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} A clam? That had better be only one of my past lives.
{{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} Huzzah! I, Martin Prince, was once a flashy, preening peacock!
{{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} It seems the master was once the, ahem, loyal servant as this clearly shows me to have been a white rat with a pink tail. What with the scurrying and the cheese, and so forth, [hoo-hay].
{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Look, Smithers. I once lived as a sprightly young cheetah.
{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Sir, I believe that’s a lemur.
{{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oooh, I was a French cheetah, eh?

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 {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Oh, Mrs. Homer, your beauty is unsurpassed today.
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} That’s very sweet of you to notice, Apu.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} That's very sweet of you to notice, Apu.
 {{qf|Apu}} You would be wise to capture your appearance this day with a photographic image that will last for eternity.
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-{{qf|Marge}} Oh, my! I think there’s something wrong with your new photo booth.
+{{qf|Marge}} Oh, my! I think there's something wrong with your new photo booth.
 {{qf|Apu}} Great galloping Ganesha! I obtained this booth from my cousin who runs the [[Kwik-E-Mart]] just outside the holy temple of Baltapapua-Beshton, where they study the many past lives that people have lived. If there is a mystical connection, then perhaps this photo shows that in your past life, you were a slippery elm.
 {{qf|Marge}} I knew there was a reason I liked plants.
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 {{qf|[[Grampa]]}} This will prove my theory that I was [[Kaiser Bill]]!
 {{qf|[[Jasper Beardley]]}} Maybe this will explain why I like British cooking.
-{{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} I’ll bet you a carton of [[Laramie Cigarettes|Laramies]] that I was [[Joan of Arc]].
+{{qf|[[Patty Bouvier]]}} I'll bet you a carton of [[Laramie Cigarettes|Laramies]] that I was [[Joan of Arc]].
-{{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} I don’t care who I was as long as I had a husband.
+{{qf|[[Selma Bouvier]]}} I don't care who I was as long as I had a husband.
 {{qf|Apu}} Thank you for your patronage. Please come again in your next life!
-{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle, or rather it looks like I was a monkey’s uncle.
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Well, I'll be a monkey's uncle, or rather it looks like I was a monkey's uncle.
 {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} A clam? That had better be only one of my past lives.
 {{qf|[[Martin Prince]]}} Huzzah! I, Martin Prince, was once a flashy, preening peacock!
 {{qf|[[Professor Frink]]}} It seems the master was once the, ahem, loyal servant as this clearly shows me to have been a white rat with a pink tail. What with the scurrying and the cheese, and so forth, [hoo-hay].
 {{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Look, Smithers. I once lived as a sprightly young cheetah.
-{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Sir, I believe that’s a lemur.
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} Sir, I believe that's a lemur.
 {{qf|Mr. Burns}} Oooh, I was a French cheetah, eh?
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