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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Benjamin:''' Our new game Chemistry Catalyst Clatter is finally live. In app stores worldwide! And the first reviews are in... :'''{{ap|Doug|nerd}}:'..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ|gags=no}} :'''Benjamin:''' Our new game Chemistry Catalyst Clatter is finally live. In app stores worldwide! And the first reviews are in... :'''{{ap|Doug|nerd}}:'..."

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:'''[[Benjamin]]:''' Our new game Chemistry Catalyst Clatter is finally live. In app stores worldwide! And the first reviews are in...
:'''{{ap|Doug|nerd}}:''' Uh-oh. This one says, "So boring it made me want to read a book."
:'''{{ap|Gary|nerd}}:''' This one is from North Korea... he wants he money back!
:'''[[Benjamin]]:''' Really? But the app is free.
:'''{{ap|Gary|nerd}}:''' He says he wants to be refunded for the time he could have spent working in the uranium mine, which is more fun.
----
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Like I always say, brainiacs just ain't the bright. Nobody wants to think while playing an app. That's why they call them that. App is short for "Apple," and apples are simple.
----
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I have to admit this is really fun. It's like a metaphor for life!
:'''[[Marge]]:''' I don't even like games, but I like this.
:'''{{ap|Doug|nerd}}:''' Even a baby can play it.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Better yet, even a Homer can play it. Oh, a strangely familiar foot just crushed me.
:'''[[Benjamin]]:''' Heh! Heh! We actually used an image of you foot.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, I was wondering how what happened.
:'''[[Benjamin]]:''' Now to expand our beta test market.
:'''[[Ned]]:''' Normally, I think of video games as the work of the devil, but the sounds remind me how all humans are god's great musical instruments.
:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Dude! This game is educational! I actually fell like a worm and stuff!
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' Worst... game... ever, but I can't stop playing.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' Make it so if you swipe the worm forward, he gets a burst of extra speed, but you can only do this five times.
:'''{{ap|Gary|nerd}}:''' The game is an even bigger hit! Our stock is up five dollars a share.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' So now we make the game better yet! Have raindrops fall from the sky where the worm has to triple tap to avoid!
:'''{{ap|Gary|nerd}}:''' Yes... oh, captain, my captain!
----
:'''[[Bart]]:''' How we doing today?
:'''[[Benjamin]]:'''Not so well. Nobody wants to play our game anymore. Everybody's playing a new came called Unicorn vs. Ghosts.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Wait, this is just our game, but the worm has been replaced by a unicorn and the foot by a ghost.
:'''[[Benjamin]]:'''Exactly. Our stock is now worthless. Now what we're has-beens, we're going to disband the company and try to star in a reality dating show. See you around, Bart!
:'''[[Lisa]]:'''Well, Bart, I hope you learned a valuable lesson from all this...?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' I sure did! You can't trust nerds to do anything right.

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-{{qf|{{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}}}  Uh-oh. This one says, "So boring it made me want to read a book."
+{{qf|{{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}}} Uh-oh. This one says, "So boring it made me want to read a book."
 {{qf|{{ap|Doug|nerd}}}} This one is from North Korea... he wants he money back!
 {{qf|Gary}} Really? But the app is free.

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	{{qf\|Lisa}} Well, Bart, I hope you learned a valuable lesson from all this...?		{{qf\|Lisa}} Well, Bart, I hope you learned a valuable lesson from all this...?
	{{qf\|Bart}} I sure did! You can't trust nerds to do anything right.		{{qf\|Bart}} I sure did! You can't trust nerds to do anything right.
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-:'''{{ap|Gary|nerd}}:''' Our new game Chemistry Catalyst Clatter is finally live. In app stores worldwide! And the first reviews are in...
+{{qf|{{ap|Gary|nerd}}}} Our new game Chemistry Catalyst Clatter is finally live. In app stores worldwide! And the first reviews are in...
-:'''{{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}:'''  Uh-oh. This one says, "So boring it made me want to read a book."
+{{qf|{{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}}}  Uh-oh. This one says, "So boring it made me want to read a book."
-:'''{{ap|Doug|nerd}}:''' This one is from North Korea... he wants he money back!
+{{qf|{{ap|Doug|nerd}}}} This one is from North Korea... he wants he money back!
-:'''{{ap|Gary|nerd}}:''' Really? But the app is free.
+{{qf|Gary}} Really? But the app is free.
-:'''{{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}:''' He says he wants to be refunded for the time he could have spent working in the uranium mine, which is more fun.
+{{qf|Benjamin}} He says he wants to be refunded for the time he could have spent working in the uranium mine, which is more fun.
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Like I always say, brainiacs just ain't the bright. Nobody wants to think while playing an app. That's why they call them that. App is short for "Apple," and apples are simple.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Like I always say, brainiacs just ain't the bright. Nobody wants to think while playing an app. That's why they call them that. App is short for "Apple," and apples are simple.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I have to admit this is really fun. It's like a metaphor for life!
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} I have to admit this is really fun. It's like a metaphor for life!
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' I don't even like games, but I like this.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} I don't even like games, but I like this.
-:'''{{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}:''' Even a baby can play it.
+{{qf|Benjamin}} Even a baby can play it.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Better yet, even a Homer can play it. Oh, a strangely familiar foot just crushed me.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Better yet, even a Homer can play it. Oh, a strangely familiar foot just crushed me.
-:'''{{ap|Gary|nerd}}:''' Heh! Heh! We actually used an image of you foot.
+{{qf|Gary}} Heh! Heh! We actually used an image of you foot.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Oh, I was wondering how what happened.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh, I was wondering how what happened.
-:'''{{ap|Gary|nerd}}:''' Now to expand our beta test market.
+{{qf|Gary}} Now to expand our beta test market.
-:'''[[Ned]]:''' Normally, I think of video games as the work of the devil, but the sounds remind me how all humans are god's great musical instruments.
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Normally, I think of video games as the work of the devil, but the sounds remind me how all humans are god's great musical instruments.
-:'''[[Jimbo]]:''' Dude! This game is educational! I actually fell like a worm and stuff!
+{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Dude! This game is educational! I actually fell like a worm and stuff!
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' Worst... game... ever, but I can't stop playing.
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} Worst... game... ever, but I can't stop playing.
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Make it so if you swipe the worm forward, he gets a burst of extra speed, but you can only do this five times.
+{{qf|Bart}} Make it so if you swipe the worm forward, he gets a burst of extra speed, but you can only do this five times.
-:'''{{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}:''' The game is an even bigger hit! Our stock is up five dollars a share.
+{{qf|Benjamin}} The game is an even bigger hit! Our stock is up five dollars a share.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' So now we make the game better yet! Have raindrops fall from the sky where the worm has to triple tap to avoid!
+{{qf|Bart}} So now we make the game better yet! Have raindrops fall from the sky where the worm has to triple tap to avoid!
-:'''{{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}:''' Yes... oh, captain, my captain!
+{{qf|Benjamin}} Yes... oh, captain, my captain!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' How we doing today?
+{{qf|Bart}} How we doing today?
-:'''{{ap|Gary|nerd}}:'''Not so well. Nobody wants to play our game anymore. Everybody's playing a new came called Unicorn vs. Ghosts.
+{{qf|Gary}} Not so well. Nobody wants to play our game anymore. Everybody's playing a new came called Unicorn vs. Ghosts.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Wait, this is just our game, but the worm has been replaced by a unicorn and the foot by a ghost.
+{{qf|Bart}} Wait, this is just our game, but the worm has been replaced by a unicorn and the foot by a ghost.
-:'''{{ap|Gary|nerd}}:'''Exactly. Our stock is now worthless. Now what we're has-beens, we're going to disband the company and try to star in a reality dating show. See you around, Bart!
+{{qf|Gary}} Exactly. Our stock is now worthless. Now what we're has-beens, we're going to disband the company and try to star in a reality dating show. See you around, Bart!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:'''Well, Bart, I hope you learned a valuable lesson from all this...?
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, Bart, I hope you learned a valuable lesson from all this...?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' I sure did! You can't trust nerds to do anything right.
+{{qf|Bart}} I sure did! You can't trust nerds to do anything right.

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 :'''{{ap|Gary|nerd}}:''' Our new game Chemistry Catalyst Clatter is finally live. In app stores worldwide! And the first reviews are in...
-:'''{[ap|Benjamin|nerd}}:'''  Uh-oh. This one says, "So boring it made me want to read a book."
+:'''{{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}:'''  Uh-oh. This one says, "So boring it made me want to read a book."
 :'''{{ap|Doug|nerd}}:''' This one is from North Korea... he wants he money back!
 :'''{{ap|Gary|nerd}}:''' Really? But the app is free.
-:'''{[ap|Benjamin|nerd}}:''' He says he wants to be refunded for the time he could have spent working in the uranium mine, which is more fun.
+:'''{{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}:''' He says he wants to be refunded for the time he could have spent working in the uranium mine, which is more fun.
 ----
 :'''[[Bart]]:''' Like I always say, brainiacs just ain't the bright. Nobody wants to think while playing an app. That's why they call them that. App is short for "Apple," and apples are simple.
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 :'''[[Lisa]]:''' I have to admit this is really fun. It's like a metaphor for life!
 :'''[[Marge]]:''' I don't even like games, but I like this.
-:'''{[ap|Benjamin|nerd}}:''' Even a baby can play it.
+:'''{{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}:''' Even a baby can play it.
 :'''[[Homer]]:''' Better yet, even a Homer can play it. Oh, a strangely familiar foot just crushed me.
 :'''{{ap|Gary|nerd}}:''' Heh! Heh! We actually used an image of you foot.
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 :'''[[Bart]]:''' Make it so if you swipe the worm forward, he gets a burst of extra speed, but you can only do this five times.
-:'''{[ap|Benjamin|nerd}}:''' The game is an even bigger hit! Our stock is up five dollars a share.
+:'''{{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}:''' The game is an even bigger hit! Our stock is up five dollars a share.
 :'''[[Bart]]:''' So now we make the game better yet! Have raindrops fall from the sky where the worm has to triple tap to avoid!
-:'''{[ap|Benjamin|nerd}}:''' Yes... oh, captain, my captain!
+:'''{{ap|Benjamin|nerd}}:''' Yes... oh, captain, my captain!
 ----
 :'''[[Bart]]:''' How we doing today?