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@@ Line 68: / Line 68: @@
 {{qf|Homer}} It all began about two years ago before Maggie was even born... Bart, you were Lisa's age and Lisa, you were... the age Bart was several years ago.
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-{{qf|Marge}} ''[looking at the photo album]'' Here's Bart sleeping.  Here he is dozing... here he is after a visit from the sandman.  Ooh, here's nappy time, Bart! Here's a cute one: he's all tuckered out.
+{{qf|Marge}} ''[looking at the photo album]'' Here's Bart sleeping. Here he is dozing... here he is after a visit from the sandman. Ooh, here's nappy time, Bart! Here's a cute one: he's all tuckered out.
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 {{qf|Marge}} So in a few months, both of you will have a brand new brother or sister.
@@ Line 108: / Line 108: @@
 {{qf|Marge}} Homer...
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[talking sly]'' I've got sand in my underpants.
-{{qf|Marge}} Me too.  Let's go home.
+{{qf|Marge}} Me too. Let's go home.
 :''[They leave; Homer runs back quickly to scoop more sand into his pants.]''
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@@ Line 117: / Line 117: @@
 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Well, you know a healthy baby can bring upwards of $60,000.
 {{qf|Marge}} What?!
-{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Well, of course, that was just a test. Er, had you reacted  differently, you'd be in jail right now. Simply a test. ''[laughs uncomfortably]''
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Well, of course, that was just a test. Er, had you reacted differently, you'd be in jail right now. Simply a test. ''[laughs uncomfortably]''
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 {{qf|Marge}} Homey, I...
 {{qf|Homer}} Can't talk, praying. Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me and I am thankful. For the first time in my life, everything is absolutely perfect just the way it is.
 {{qf|Marge}} Mmm.
-{{qf|Homer}} So here's the deal: you freeze everything as it is, and I won't ask for anything more.  If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. ''[brief pause]'' OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, please give me no sign. ''[brief pause]'' Thy will be done!
+{{qf|Homer}} So here's the deal: you freeze everything as it is, and I won't ask for anything more. If that is OK, please give me absolutely no sign. ''[brief pause]'' OK, deal. In gratitude, I present you this offering of cookies and milk. If you want me to eat them for you, please give me no sign. ''[brief pause]'' Thy will be done!
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 {{qf|Bart}} Wow, Dad, you really threw a tantrum like a little sissy girl?

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 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Congratulations, Mrs. Simpson: you're pregnant.
 {{qf|Marge}} Mmm...
-:'''Dr. Hibbert:'' Am I to take it that this is ''[chuckles]'' an unwanted pregnancy?
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Am I to take it that this is ''[chuckles]'' an unwanted pregnancy?
 {{qf|Marge}} Oh, no, no, not exactly. It's just that I haven't told Homer yet, and with his new job, I don't know how we're going to be able to afford this.
 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Well, you know a healthy baby can bring upwards of $60,000.
-:''Marge:''' What?!
+{{qf|Marge}} What?!
 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Well, of course, that was just a test. Er, had you reacted  differently, you'd be in jail right now. Simply a test. ''[laughs uncomfortably]''
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 {{qf|Lisa}} Why don't we all look at the photo album?
 {{qf|Homer}} So many memories. Aw, look... Knightboat.
-{{qf|Bart & Lisa}} Aww…
+{{qf|Bart & Lisa}} Aww...
 {{qf|Homer}} And here's our TV next to the mirror! It looks like we have two.
 {{qf|Bart & Lisa}} Wow, two!

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 {{qf|Homer}} Hello. Aww, it's a boy... and what a boy!
 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Er, that's the umbilical cord. It's a girl.
-{{qf|Homer}} A girl! Oh, Marge, we have a wonderful baby girl. Not just a girl -- the most beautiful baby girl in the whole world.
+{{qf|Homer}} A girl! Oh, Marge, we have a wonderful baby girl. Not just a girl—the most beautiful baby girl in the whole world.
 {{qf|Marge}} ''[sighs]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Come on, Marge, show a little enthusiasm.

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 {{qf|Homer}} OK. ''[makes thumbs up sign]''
 :''[Maggie grabs the thumb with her tiny hand]''
-:'''Homer:''' Huh?
+{{qf|Homer}} Huh?
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homey, I think someone is saying "Hello".
 {{qf|Homer}} Hello. Aww, it's a boy... and what a boy!
-:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Er, that's the umbilical cord. It's a girl.
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Er, that's the umbilical cord. It's a girl.
 {{qf|Homer}} A girl! Oh, Marge, we have a wonderful baby girl. Not just a girl -- the most beautiful baby girl in the whole world.
 {{qf|Marge}} ''[sighs]''
-:'''Homer:''' Come on, Marge, show a little enthusiasm.
+{{qf|Homer}} Come on, Marge, show a little enthusiasm.
 :''[They kiss; Maggie shapes her lips like a kiss, then grabs a pacifier and sucks it]''
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@@ Line 14: / Line 14: @@
 :''[A baby cries once, then again]''
 {{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} Congratulations, Mr. Simpson: you have a beautiful, healthy baby.
-:'''Homer:''' OK. ''[makes thumbs up sign]''
+{{qf|Homer}} OK. ''[makes thumbs up sign]''
 :''[Maggie grabs the thumb with her tiny hand]''
 :'''Homer: ''' Huh?
 {{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homey, I think someone is saying "Hello".
-:'''Homer:''' Hello. Aww, it's a boy... and what a boy!
+{{qf|Homer}} Hello. Aww, it's a boy... and what a boy!
 :'''Dr. Hibbert: ''' Er, that's the umbilical cord. It's a girl.
 {{qf|Homer}} A girl! Oh, Marge, we have a wonderful baby girl. Not just a girl -- the most beautiful baby girl in the whole world.

@@ Line 13: / Line 13: @@
 :'''Homer:''' Marvelous.
 :''[A baby cries once, then again]''
-:'''Hibbert:''' Congratulations, Mr. Simpson: you have a beautiful, healthy baby.
+:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Congratulations, Mr. Simpson: you have a beautiful, healthy baby.
 :'''Homer: ''' OK. ''[makes thumbs up sign]''
 :''[Maggie grabs the thumb with her tiny hand]''
 :'''Homer: ''' Huh?
-:[[Marge]]: Homey, I think someone is saying "Hello".
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homey, I think someone is saying "Hello".
 :'''Homer: ''' Hello. Aww, it's a boy... and what a boy!
-:'''Hibbert: ''' Er, that's the umbilical cord. It's a girl.
+:'''Dr. Hibbert: ''' Er, that's the umbilical cord. It's a girl.
 :'''Homer:''' A girl! Oh, Marge, we have a wonderful baby girl. Not just a girl -- the most beautiful baby girl in the whole world.
 :'''Marge:''' ''[sighs]''
@@ Line 26: / Line 26: @@
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 :'''Announcer:''' We now return to "[[Knightboat]]: the Crime-Solving Boat".
-:'''Michael:''' Faster, Knightboat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers.
+:'''{{ap|Michael|And Maggie Makes Three}}:''' Faster, Knightboat! We gotta catch those starfish poachers.
 :'''{{Ch|Knightboat}}:''' You don't have to yell, Michael, I'm all around you.
 :'''Michael:''' Oh, no! They're headed for land. We'll never catch them now.
 :'''Knightboat:''' Incorrect: look! A canal.
 :'''Homer:''' Go, Knightboat, go!
-:'''Bart:''' Oh, every week there's a canal.
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' Oh, every week there's a canal.
-:'''Lisa:''' Or an inlet.
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Or an inlet.
 :'''Bart:''' Or a fjord.
 :'''Homer:''' Quiet! I will not hear another word against the boat.
@@ Line 56: / Line 56: @@
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 :'''Lisa:''' Why don't we all look at the photo album?
-:'''Homer:''' So many memories. Aw, look ...Knightboat.
+:'''Homer:''' So many memories. Aw, look... Knightboat.
 :'''Bart & Lisa:''' Aww…
 :'''Homer:''' And here's our TV next to the mirror! It looks like we have two.
@@ Line 65: / Line 65: @@
 :'''Lisa:''' Why aren't there any pictures of Maggie?
 :'''Homer:''' Well I'm glad you asked. It's actually a very interesting story.
-:''[Bart & Lisa groan]''
+:''[Bart & Lisa groan.]''
 :'''Homer:''' It all began about two years ago before Maggie was even born... Bart, you were Lisa's age and Lisa, you were... the age Bart was several years ago.
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-:'''Marge:''' ''[looking at the photo album]'' Here's Bart sleeping.  Here he is dozing...here he is after a visit from the sandman.  Ooh, here's nappy time, Bart! Here's a cute one: he's all tuckered out.
+:'''Marge:''' ''[looking at the photo album]'' Here's Bart sleeping.  Here he is dozing... here he is after a visit from the sandman.  Ooh, here's nappy time, Bart! Here's a cute one: he's all tuckered out.
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 :'''Marge:''' So in a few months, both of you will have a brand new brother or sister.
@@ Line 80: / Line 80: @@
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 :'''Lisa:''' So, Dad, were you excited that Mom was pregnant?
-:'''Homer:''' Actually, your mother hadn't told me. At that time I had no idea Maggie even existed.
+:'''Homer:''' Actually, your mother hadn't told me. At that time I had no idea Maggie even existed. ''[he goes to sit down, right where Maggie is]''
 :'''Bart & Lisa:''' Dad! ''[Marge grabs Maggie]''
 :'''Homer:''' Hi Maggie!
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-:'''Homer:''' Oh, I hope I haven't upset you... bongo-head!
+:'''Homer:''' Oh, I hope I haven't upset you... bongo-head! ''[starts playing the bongos on Burns' head]''
-:''[starts playing the bongos on Burns' head]''
+:'''[[Mr. Burns]]:''' Oh, I should be resisting this, but I'm paralyzed with rage... and island rhythms.
-:'''Mr. Burns:''' Oh, I should be resisting this, but I'm paralyzed with rage... and island rhythms.
+:''[Homer drives through the plant and everyone cheers as Homer continues playing.]''
 :'''Carl:''' Yeah, way to play the boss's head like a bongo, Homer!
 :'''Lenny:''' He's getting a pretty good sound out of that guy.
@@ Line 95: / Line 93: @@
 :'''Homer:''' Don't worry about Homer J. I've got a plan. A plan that'll fix you good!
 :'''Carl:''' Hey, what did we do?
-:'''Homer:''' Sorry, that just slipped out. (Hugs them) I'll miss you.
+:'''Homer:''' Sorry, that just slipped out. ''(Hugs them)'' I'll miss you.
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 :'''Bart:''' You're a pin-monkey? Wow! Finally I don't have to be ashamed of my father's job.
@@ Line 103: / Line 101: @@
 :'''Marge:''' Uh huh...
 :'''Homer:''' From now on, we use regular toilet paper, not that fancy quilted kind.
-:''[Bart punches the wall]''
+:''[Bart punches the wall.]''
 :'''Homer:''' And only one of you kids can go to college.
 :'''Bart & Lisa:''' Fine.
@@ Line 111: / Line 109: @@
 :'''Homer:''' ''[talking sly]'' I've got sand in my underpants.
 :'''Marge:''' Me too.  Let's go home.
-:''[they leave; Homer runs back quickly to scoop more sand into his pants]''
+:''[They leave; Homer runs back quickly to scoop more sand into his pants.]''
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 :'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Congratulations, Mrs. Simpson: you're pregnant.
@@ Line 119: / Line 117: @@
 :'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Well, you know a healthy baby can bring upwards of $60,000.
 :''Marge:''' What?!
-:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Well, of course, that was just a test. Er, had you reacted  differently, you'd be in jail right now.  Simply a test.
+:'''Dr. Hibbert:''' Well, of course, that was just a test. Er, had you reacted  differently, you'd be in jail right now. Simply a test. ''[laughs uncomfortably]''
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 :'''Marge:''' Homey, I...
@@ Line 136: / Line 133: @@
 :'''Homer:''' Thanks for giving me my old job back.
 :'''Mr. Burns:''' I'm afraid it's not that simple. As punishment for your desertion, it's company policy to give you the plague.
-:'''Smithers:''' Uh, sir, that's the plaque.
+:'''[[Smithers]]:''' Uh, sir, that's the plaque.
 :'''Mr. Burns:''' Ah yes, the special demotivational plaque to break what's left of your spirit. Because, you see, you're here forever.
-:''[Smithers screws a "Don't forget: you're here forever" plaque into the wall]''
+:''[Smithers screws a "Don't forget: you're here forever" plaque into the wall.]''
 :'''Burns:''' Don't forget: you're here forever!
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