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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|Female producer}} We&#039;ll have the editing boys punch up the laugh track before this goes to broadcast next <a href="/wiki/Halloween" title="Halloween">Halloween</a>. Mr. Brockman, before you go I ne...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|Female producer}} We'll have the editing boys punch up the laugh track before this goes to broadcast next [[Halloween]]. Mr. Brockman, before you go I need to brief you on Monday's news stories.<br /> {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Sweetheart, as soon as that teleprompter goes dark, I am off the clock. So unless you have the new weathergirl's phone number on that clipboard, the only things I'm reading are the stop signs on the drive home.<br /> {{qf|Female producer}} But Mr. Brockman--<br /> {{qf|Kent Brockman}} Talk to my agent!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Male producer}} I'm sorry, Mr. Brockman! That thief got away with everything! He even stole your clothes from the dressing room!<br /> {{qf|Kent Brockman}} [GASP!] My lucky suit?! That was given to me by [[Ted Koppel]]'s wigmaker! What about my payment for the Halloween special I just taped?<br /> {{qf|Male producer}} That robber cleaned out the safe as well. All your gold ingots have been stolen. You know, this wouldn't be a problem if you let me pay you with a check.<br /> {{qf|Kent Brockman}} I told you already! Checks are too middle class! I have an image to protect!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Kent Brockman}} He was about six feet tall with a snake tattoo. He had a gun and a devil-may-care attitude.<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} We're not going to lie to you, Mr. Brockman. There's been a spike in unsolved crimes these last few weeks. You probably won't see your bicycle again.<br /> {{qf|Kent Brockman}} He stole my car and wallet. I don't even own a bicycle!!<br /> {{qf|[[Lou]]}} Easy, Mr. Brockman.<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Yeah, don't tell us how to do police work, and we won't tell you how to be the [[Sea Captain]].<br /> {{qf|Kent Brockman}} I'm Springfield's premier news anchor, not the Sea Captain! You cops are pathetic!<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Well, excuse us, Dan Blather! I guess we'll be on our way then.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Kent Brockman}} ...Local newsman becomes local hero! Kent Brockman, noted journalist, author, and award-winning gravy chef has almost single-handedly put an end to Springfield's recent crime wave. A high-level trafficking ring was operating out of the Springfield Public Library. Authorities learned that stolen merchandise was being smuggled out of town, concealed in library books. A crafty plan indeed, but not too crafty for this ace reporter. The goods have been returned to their rightful owners, and the perpetrators jailed. All thanks to some hard-hitting investigative reporting. Pun very much intended.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Summer Shindig stories quotes]]</div>

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