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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Such an intricate formicarium. I'm the proudest myrmecologist on the block. Hey, they're not eating.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Don't worry. I gave 'em a Pop-Tart. The healthy kind strawberry-frosted.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart, that Pop-Tart wasn't locally farmed or sourced.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh, Lisa, you take the fun out of everything. I am so glad I am not your kid.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Well, I'm so glad I'm not your mom.
:'''[[Bart]]''': You should be. If I was in your tummy, I'd poo in your throat.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Ew. Ew. Ew. I'll never get that image out of my head.
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Smithers, what a marshmallow. I don't have a thing with my kid tomorrow.
:'''[[Carl]]''': You told me you did.
:'''[[Homer]]''': I do, but I'm not going to it.
:'''[[Carl]]''': To Smithers, the world's dumbest loser.
:'''[[Lenny]]''': There'nothing sweeter than being nice to a guy's face and then stabbing him in the back the minute he walks away.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': All right, that's it. You know, I used to wonder why Mr. Burns hated humanity. Now I know. You open your heart and they mock your very decency.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Ooh, we mock your very decency.
----
:'''[[Homer]]''': I'm pounding Melchizedeks.
:'''[[Carl]]''': Homer, that's a $60,000 bottle.
:'''[[Homer]]''': Whoo-hoo. I'm drinking my salary.
:'''[[Lenny]]''': Yeah, but don't some of that go to income tax?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Yeah, you're right. The government... taking my hard-earned stolen wine and spending it on that no-good floor.
:'''[[Lenny]]''': I hear that.
----
:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Is it a crime to want nice things, and then to steal them from a public museum where any gum-chewing monkey in a Tufts University jacket can gawk at them? I think not!
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Who's carrying 50 times her weight? Ooh, you are.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart! She's only carrying 30 times her weight. Our girl is slowing down.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh, my God. That is so sad.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': It's the natural order of things. I'm afraid she's got another two, maybe three days, tops.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Do we let her spend the rest of her life in the wild? Or let her die in captivity, like Grampa?
:'''[[Grampa]]''': Hey, in my mind I'm free.

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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Such an intricate formicarium. I'm the proudest myrmecologist on the block. Hey, they're not eating.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Such an intricate formicarium. I'm the proudest myrmecologist on the block. Hey, they're not eating.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Don't worry. I gave 'em a Pop-Tart. The healthy kind strawberry-frosted.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Don't worry. I gave 'em a Pop-Tart. The healthy kind strawberry-frosted.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart, that Pop-Tart wasn't locally farmed or sourced.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Bart, that Pop-Tart wasn't locally farmed or sourced.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh, Lisa, you take the fun out of everything. I am so glad I am not your kid.
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh, Lisa, you take the fun out of everything. I am so glad I am not your kid.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Well, I'm so glad I'm not your mom.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Well, I'm so glad I'm not your mom.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': You should be. If I was in your tummy, I'd poo in your throat.
+{{qf|Bart}} You should be. If I was in your tummy, I'd poo in your throat.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Ew. Ew. Ew. I'll never get that image out of my head.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Ew. Ew. Ew. I'll never get that image out of my head.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Smithers, what a marshmallow. I don't have a thing with my kid tomorrow.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Smithers, what a marshmallow. I don't have a thing with my kid tomorrow.
-:'''[[Carl]]''': You told me you did.
+{{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} You told me you did.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I do, but I'm not going to it.
+{{qf|Homer}} I do, but I'm not going to it.
-:'''[[Carl]]''': To Smithers, the world's dumbest loser.
+{{qf|Carl}} To Smithers, the world's dumbest loser.
-:'''[[Lenny]]''': There'nothing sweeter than being nice to a guy's face and then stabbing him in the back the minute he walks away.
+{{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} There'nothing sweeter than being nice to a guy's face and then stabbing him in the back the minute he walks away.
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': All right, that's it. You know, I used to wonder why Mr. Burns hated humanity. Now I know. You open your heart and they mock your very decency.
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} All right, that's it. You know, I used to wonder why Mr. Burns hated humanity. Now I know. You open your heart and they mock your very decency.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Ooh, we mock your very decency.
+{{qf|Homer}} Ooh, we mock your very decency.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I'm pounding Melchizedeks.
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm pounding Melchizedeks.
-:'''[[Carl]]''': Homer, that's a $60,000 bottle.
+{{qf|Carl}} Homer, that's a $60,000 bottle.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Whoo-hoo. I'm drinking my salary.
+{{qf|Homer}} Whoo-hoo. I'm drinking my salary.
-:'''[[Lenny]]''': Yeah, but don't some of that go to income tax?
+{{qf|Lenny}} Yeah, but don't some of that go to income tax?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Yeah, you're right. The government... taking my hard-earned stolen wine and spending it on that no-good floor.
+{{qf|Homer}} Yeah, you're right. The government... taking my hard-earned stolen wine and spending it on that no-good floor.
-:'''[[Lenny]]''': I hear that.
+{{qf|Lenny}} I hear that.
 ----
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Is it a crime to want nice things, and then to steal them from a public museum where any gum-chewing monkey in a Tufts University jacket can gawk at them? I think not!
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Is it a crime to want nice things, and then to steal them from a public museum where any gum-chewing monkey in a Tufts University jacket can gawk at them? I think not!
 ----
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Who's carrying 50 times her weight? Ooh, you are.
+{{qf|Bart}} Who's carrying 50 times her weight? Ooh, you are.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Bart! She's only carrying 30 times her weight. Our girl is slowing down.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Bart! She's only carrying 30 times her weight. Our girl is slowing down.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Oh, my God. That is so sad.
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh, my God. That is so sad.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': It's the natural order of things. I'm afraid she's got another two, maybe three days, tops.
+{{qf|Lisa}} It's the natural order of things. I'm afraid she's got another two, maybe three days, tops.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Do we let her spend the rest of her life in the wild? Or let her die in captivity, like Grampa?
+{{qf|Bart}} Do we let her spend the rest of her life in the wild? Or let her die in captivity, like Grampa?
-:'''[[Grampa]]''': Hey, in my mind I'm free.
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Hey, in my mind I'm free.
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