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AleWi: Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Milhouse''': What are you doing, Bart? :'''Bart''': Heh, heh! I can type whatever I want on this baby nad make it appear on signs all over town! :'''Mi..."

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Created page with "{{TabQ}} :'''Milhouse''': What are you doing, Bart? :'''Bart''': Heh, heh! I can type whatever I want on this baby nad make it appear on signs all over town! :'''Mi..."

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{{TabQ}}

:'''[[Milhouse]]''': What are you doing, Bart?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Heh, heh! I can type whatever I want on this baby nad make it appear on signs all over town!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Wow! You're hacking into the mainframe?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Yep!
:'''Sound''': Clickety Clickety Click Click
:'''[[Bart]]''': Let the mayhem begin!
:'''Sound''': Stab!
----
:'''[[Grampa]]''': Hello, kids! Guess who you new history teacher is? It's me! Grampa Simpson!
:'''[[Homer]]''': Dad I told you on the phone! We're not home!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Grampa? A teacher? In my school? This is... why would anyone think... what could he...? Who on Earth would... even if they... I mean
:'''[[Marge]]''': Let's get you to bed sweetheart. You've had enough excitement for one dinner-time.
----
:'''[[Grampa]]''': Let's just open our history books to page one and-- Pangaea!? What in McGraw-hill? Button who? Wisconsin? What the sass is that? Tom Edison? The Rug Cleaner's son? Nuts to that! I can see I'm gonna have to wing it like Teddy Roosevelt did on San Juan Hill. Kids, listen up so's I can teach you about the battle of the first thanksgiving!
----
:'''[[Rich Texan]]''': Are you Abraham Simpson? I'm a big fan!
:'''[[Abe]]''': Huh?
:'''[[Rich Texan]]''': I've been watchin' you! You teach history like it really was! Not many peopel know about Harry Truman's webbed toes or that Lincoln fake his own death!
:'''[[Abe]]''': ...and he went on to found the NBA!
:'''[[Rich Texan]]''': You're a breath'a fresh cattle ranch air, mister! Have you ever thought'a going into politics?
:'''[[Abe]]''': Politics? Me?
:'''[[Rich Texan]]''': I represent the "Pity Party." We're tired od being picked on for our beliefs and our intolerance! We want a leader who will do whtever it takes to keep us happy, and I think that leader is you!
:'''[[Abe]]''': Me?
:'''[[Rich Texan]]''': What'll it be, Abe? Would you like to governor of this here United State?
:'''[[Abe]]''': Well, the last time I was asked to run was back in tickety-aught-twoleven when Emiliano Zapata needed a dogcatcher. Aw, what the hey! I'll do it!
:'''[[Rich Texan]]''': Yee-haaw!
----
:'''[[Abe]]''': Hello, family! I broguht you tickets to my speech tonight. Mayour Quimby will be giving me the keys to the city. All fifty thousand of them!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Grampa, are your sure your want to go through with this?
:'''[[Abe]]''': You betcha! After I'm elected I'm gonna make Shelbyville finally stand up, shut up, and sit back down again!
:'''[[Marge]]''': But Shelbyville's in our state! Whatever your do to them, you do to us!
:'''[[Abe]]''': Wha--?! By golly, you're right! Wer'e all one big state here: Springfield, North Haverbrook, Ogdenville... and even Shelbyville! You've given me a lot to think about, Margei. It'll probably take me hours to forget it.

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 {{qf|Grampa}} Let's just open our history books to page one and—Pangaea!? What in McGraw-hill? Button who? Wisconsin? What the sass is that? Tom Edison? The Rug Cleaner's son? Nuts to that! I can see I'm gonna have to wing it like Teddy Roosevelt did on San Juan Hill. Kids, listen up so's I can teach you about the battle of the first Thanksgiving!
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-{{qf|[[Rich Texan]]}} Are you Abraham Simpson? I'm a big fan!
+{{qf|[[The Rich Texan]]}} Are you Abraham Simpson? I'm a big fan!
 {{qf|Grampa}} Huh?
-{{qf|Rich Texan}} I've been watchin' you! You teach history like it really was! Not many people know about Harry Truman's webbed toes or that Lincoln fake his own death!
+{{qf|The Rich Texan}} I've been watchin' you! You teach history like it really was! Not many people know about Harry Truman's webbed toes or that Lincoln fake his own death!
 {{qf|Grampa}} ...and he went on to found the NBA!
-{{qf|Rich Texan}} You're a breath'a fresh cattle ranch air, mister! Have you ever thought'a going into politics?
+{{qf|The Rich Texan}} You're a breath'a fresh cattle ranch air, mister! Have you ever thought'a going into politics?
 {{qf|Grampa}} Politics? Me?
-{{qf|Rich Texan}} I represent the "Pity Party." We're tired od being picked on for our beliefs and our intolerance! We want a leader who will do whtever it takes to keep us happy, and I think that leader is you!
+{{qf|The Rich Texan}} I represent the "Pity Party." We're tired od being picked on for our beliefs and our intolerance! We want a leader who will do whtever it takes to keep us happy, and I think that leader is you!
 {{qf|Grampa}} Me?
-{{qf|Rich Texan}} What'll it be, Abe? Would you like to governor of this here United State?
+{{qf|The Rich Texan}} What'll it be, Abe? Would you like to governor of this here United State?
 {{qf|Grampa}} Well, the last time I was asked to run was back in tickety-aught-twoleven when Emiliano Zapata needed a dogcatcher. Aw, what the hey! I'll do it!
-{{qf|Rich Texan}} Yee-haaw!
+{{qf|The Rich Texan}} Yee-haaw!
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 {{qf|Grampa}} Hello, family! I broguht you tickets to my speech tonight. Mayour Quimby will be giving me the keys to the city. All fifty thousand of them!

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	{{qf\|Marge}} But Shelbyville's in our state! Whatever your do to them, you do to us!		{{qf\|Marge}} But Shelbyville's in our state! Whatever your do to them, you do to us!
	{{qf\|Grampa}} Wha--?! By golly, you're right! Wer'e all one big state here: Springfield, North Haverbrook, Ogdenville... and even Shelbyville! You've given me a lot to think about, Margei. It'll probably take me hours to forget it.		{{qf\|Grampa}} Wha--?! By golly, you're right! Wer'e all one big state here: Springfield, North Haverbrook, Ogdenville... and even Shelbyville! You've given me a lot to think about, Margei. It'll probably take me hours to forget it.
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 {{qf|Marge}} Let's get you to bed sweetheart. You've had enough excitement for one dinner-time.
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-{{qf|Grampa}} Let's just open our history books to page one and—Pangaea!? What in McGraw-hill? Button who? Wisconsin? What the sass is that? Tom Edison? The Rug Cleaner's son? Nuts to that! I can see I'm gonna have to wing it like Teddy Roosevelt did on San Juan Hill. Kids, listen up so's I can teach you about the battle of the first thanksgiving!
+{{qf|Grampa}} Let's just open our history books to page one and—Pangaea!? What in McGraw-hill? Button who? Wisconsin? What the sass is that? Tom Edison? The Rug Cleaner's son? Nuts to that! I can see I'm gonna have to wing it like Teddy Roosevelt did on San Juan Hill. Kids, listen up so's I can teach you about the battle of the first Thanksgiving!
 ----
 {{qf|[[Rich Texan]]}} Are you Abraham Simpson? I'm a big fan!

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 {{qf|Marge}} Let's get you to bed sweetheart. You've had enough excitement for one dinner-time.
 ----
-{{qf|Grampa}} Let's just open our history books to page one and-- Pangaea!? What in McGraw-hill? Button who? Wisconsin? What the sass is that? Tom Edison? The Rug Cleaner's son? Nuts to that! I can see I'm gonna have to wing it like Teddy Roosevelt did on San Juan Hill. Kids, listen up so's I can teach you about the battle of the first thanksgiving!
+{{qf|Grampa}} Let's just open our history books to page one and—Pangaea!? What in McGraw-hill? Button who? Wisconsin? What the sass is that? Tom Edison? The Rug Cleaner's son? Nuts to that! I can see I'm gonna have to wing it like Teddy Roosevelt did on San Juan Hill. Kids, listen up so's I can teach you about the battle of the first thanksgiving!
 ----
 {{qf|[[Rich Texan]]}} Are you Abraham Simpson? I'm a big fan!
 {{qf|Grampa}} Huh?
-{{qf|Rich Texan}} I've been watchin' you! You teach history like it really was! Not many peopel know about Harry Truman's webbed toes or that Lincoln fake his own death!
+{{qf|Rich Texan}} I've been watchin' you! You teach history like it really was! Not many people know about Harry Truman's webbed toes or that Lincoln fake his own death!
 {{qf|Grampa}} ...and he went on to found the NBA!
 {{qf|Rich Texan}} You're a breath'a fresh cattle ranch air, mister! Have you ever thought'a going into politics?

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-{{TabQ}}
+{{TabQ|nogags}}
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': What are you doing, Bart?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} What are you doing, Bart?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Heh, heh! I can type whatever I want on this baby nad make it appear on signs all over town!
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Heh, heh! I can type whatever I want on this baby nad make it appear on signs all over town!
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Wow! You're hacking into the mainframe?
+{{qf|Milhouse}} Wow! You're hacking into the mainframe?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Yep!
+{{qf|Bart}} Yep!
-:'''Sound''': Clickety Clickety Click Click
+{{qf|Sound}} Clickety Clickety Click Click
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Let the mayhem begin!
+{{qf|Bart}} Let the mayhem begin!
-:'''Sound''': Stab!
+{{qf|Sound}} Stab!
 ----
-:'''[[Grampa]]''': Hello, kids! Guess who you new history teacher is? It's me! Grampa Simpson!
+{{qf|[[Grampa]]}} Hello, kids! Guess who you new history teacher is? It's me! Grampa Simpson!
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Dad I told you on the phone! We're not home!
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Dad I told you on the phone! We're not home!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Grampa? A teacher? In my school? This is... why would anyone think... what could he...? Who on Earth would... even if they... I mean
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Grampa? A teacher? In my school? This is... why would anyone think... what could he...? Who on Earth would... even if they... I mean
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Let's get you to bed sweetheart. You've had enough excitement for one dinner-time.
+{{qf|Marge}} Let's get you to bed sweetheart. You've had enough excitement for one dinner-time.
 ----
-:'''[[Grampa]]''': Let's just open our history books to page one and-- Pangaea!? What in McGraw-hill? Button who? Wisconsin? What the sass is that? Tom Edison? The Rug Cleaner's son? Nuts to that! I can see I'm gonna have to wing it like Teddy Roosevelt did on San Juan Hill. Kids, listen up so's I can teach you about the battle of the first thanksgiving!
+{{qf|Grampa}} Let's just open our history books to page one and-- Pangaea!? What in McGraw-hill? Button who? Wisconsin? What the sass is that? Tom Edison? The Rug Cleaner's son? Nuts to that! I can see I'm gonna have to wing it like Teddy Roosevelt did on San Juan Hill. Kids, listen up so's I can teach you about the battle of the first thanksgiving!
 ----
-:'''[[Rich Texan]]''': Are you Abraham Simpson? I'm a big fan!
+{{qf|[[Rich Texan]]}} Are you Abraham Simpson? I'm a big fan!
-:'''[[Abe]]''': Huh?
+{{qf|Grampa}} Huh?
-:'''[[Rich Texan]]''': I've been watchin' you! You teach history like it really was! Not many peopel know about Harry Truman's webbed toes or that Lincoln fake his own death!
+{{qf|Rich Texan}} I've been watchin' you! You teach history like it really was! Not many peopel know about Harry Truman's webbed toes or that Lincoln fake his own death!
-:'''[[Abe]]''': ...and he went on to found the NBA!
+{{qf|Grampa}} ...and he went on to found the NBA!
-:'''[[Rich Texan]]''': You're a breath'a fresh cattle ranch air, mister! Have you ever thought'a going into politics?
+{{qf|Rich Texan}} You're a breath'a fresh cattle ranch air, mister! Have you ever thought'a going into politics?
-:'''[[Abe]]''': Politics? Me?
+{{qf|Grampa}} Politics? Me?
-:'''[[Rich Texan]]''': I represent the "Pity Party." We're tired od being picked on for our beliefs and our intolerance! We want a leader who will do whtever it takes to keep us happy, and I think that leader is you!
+{{qf|Rich Texan}} I represent the "Pity Party." We're tired od being picked on for our beliefs and our intolerance! We want a leader who will do whtever it takes to keep us happy, and I think that leader is you!
-:'''[[Abe]]''': Me?
+{{qf|Grampa}} Me?
-:'''[[Rich Texan]]''': What'll it be, Abe? Would you like to governor of this here United State?
+{{qf|Rich Texan}} What'll it be, Abe? Would you like to governor of this here United State?
-:'''[[Abe]]''': Well, the last time I was asked to run was back in tickety-aught-twoleven when Emiliano Zapata needed a dogcatcher. Aw, what the hey! I'll do it!
+{{qf|Grampa}} Well, the last time I was asked to run was back in tickety-aught-twoleven when Emiliano Zapata needed a dogcatcher. Aw, what the hey! I'll do it!
-:'''[[Rich Texan]]''': Yee-haaw!
+{{qf|Rich Texan}} Yee-haaw!
 ----
-:'''[[Abe]]''': Hello, family! I broguht you tickets to my speech tonight. Mayour Quimby will be giving me the keys to the city. All fifty thousand of them!
+{{qf|Grampa}} Hello, family! I broguht you tickets to my speech tonight. Mayour Quimby will be giving me the keys to the city. All fifty thousand of them!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Grampa, are your sure your want to go through with this?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Grampa, are your sure your want to go through with this?
-:'''[[Abe]]''': You betcha! After I'm elected I'm gonna make Shelbyville finally stand up, shut up, and sit back down again!
+{{qf|Grampa}} You betcha! After I'm elected I'm gonna make Shelbyville finally stand up, shut up, and sit back down again!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': But Shelbyville's in our state! Whatever your do to them, you do to us!
+{{qf|Marge}} But Shelbyville's in our state! Whatever your do to them, you do to us!
-:'''[[Abe]]''': Wha--?! By golly, you're right! Wer'e all one big state here: Springfield, North Haverbrook, Ogdenville... and even Shelbyville! You've given me a lot to think about, Margei. It'll probably take me hours to forget it.
+{{qf|Grampa}} Wha--?! By golly, you're right! Wer'e all one big state here: Springfield, North Haverbrook, Ogdenville... and even Shelbyville! You've given me a lot to think about, Margei. It'll probably take me hours to forget it.