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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = All the World's a Cage
|image = [[File:Tapped Out All the World's a Cage Sidebar.png|100px]]
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Dog Days}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|internal = AllTheWorldsACage
|id = 257016 - 257020
|previous = [[Danger in Numbers]]
|next = [[Lost the Translation]]
|event = yes
}}

'''All the World's a Cage''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Dog Days}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between July 12, [[2022]] and July 20, 2022|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Am I the only one in this family who realizes we're now living in a doggy dystopia?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Gotta live somewhere.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|All our regular stores now only sell dog clothes!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|I hear the new fall muzzles are out. You should try one.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Dad, are you just gonna sit and watch TV while the people of Springfield are getting imprisoned?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Eh, there's nothing else good on.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sly}}
{{TB|I'll bet if you save Wiggum from the kennel, he'll cancel all your outstanding parking tickets.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} I'm in!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Me too!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I thought you didn't care about any of this? Oh, wait. You have FOMO, don't you?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|I do not! I just have a fear of missing out!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Dog Food|125}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Vow to Stop Those Pesky Dogs|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Bart Have Extreme FOMO|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Rally Springfielders Against the Dogs|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Marge Brainstorm Anti-dog Tactics|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Laddie, you're gonna hold up your end of the bargain, right? I broadcast your demands and you make me the new mayor in your doggy dystopia. I mean…utopia.}}
{{Tapped Out Laddie Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}woof{{*}} {{*}}ruff{{*}} You should just do what I tell you and I won't give your mansion to the corgi gang, you bloated local news hack. {{*}}woof{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|What did he say?}}
{{Tapped Out McGriff the Crime Dog Icon}}
{{TB|He said it's a deal.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Tinkle in the Wind]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}whimper{{*}} {{*}}whimper{{*}} I've found my true love in Rosa Barks, but she wants to enslave humans, including my family. {{*}}whimper{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}whimper{{*}} {{*}}whimper{{*}} How can I possibly choose between them? {{*}}whimper{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}whimper{{*}} But I must. {{*}}whimper{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Santa's Little Helper seems really depressed today.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, I've never seen him hold a sad expression for three straight dialogue boxes!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|We should take him to the veterinarian.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No way! I'm not giving that guy another two hundred bucks just to tell me my dog's breath stinks.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|He was saying that about you.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}annoyed grumble{{*}}}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Dog Food|125}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Go to the Veterinarian|4 hours|[[Lionel Budgie D.V.M.]], [[Animal Hospital]], [[Springfield Animal Shelter]], or the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Marge Go to the Veterinarian|4 hours|[[Lionel Budgie D.V.M.]], [[Animal Hospital]], [[Springfield Animal Shelter]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Bart Go to the Veterinarian|4 hours|[[Lionel Budgie D.V.M.]], [[Animal Hospital]], [[Springfield Animal Shelter]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Go to the Veterinarian|4 hours|[[Lionel Budgie D.V.M.]], [[Animal Hospital]], [[Springfield Animal Shelter]], or the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Santa's Little Helper Go to the Veterinarian|4 hours|[[Lionel Budgie D.V.M.]], [[Animal Hospital]], [[Springfield Animal Shelter]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Santa's Little Helper]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}
{{TB|Your dog has a classic case of down-in-the-dumps-dog-itis.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Is that a real thing?}}
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}
{{TB|It's not. But I need a disease name in order to bill you for this visit.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What could Santa's Little Helper possibly be sad about? Too much dog butt sniffing? Not enough dog butt sniffing?}}
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}
{{TB|By the look in his eyes, I'd say… He's torn between two loves.}}
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}
{{TB|One, a familial love. Long lasting and pure. The other, romantic. Passionate and tender. He knows he cannot have both.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Wow, you really understand dog psyche.}}
{{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}
{{TB|Or…your dog's got indigestion.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Puppy Gap]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Santa's Little Helper seems to be in a better mood.}}
{{Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}woof{{*}} Because I've chosen my family! I will help you defeat the dogs, including my love, Rosa Barks! {{*}}ruff{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Curious}}
{{TB|Why is he scratching at the closet door? {{*}}opens door{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What is it, boy? What's in there? A treat? One of your toys?}}
{{Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}ruff{{*}} I'm trying to show you how to defeat the dogs! {{*}}bark{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Suspicious}}
{{TB|I don't get it.}}
{{Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} I'm literally pointing right at it. {{*}}woof{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} This stupid dog has inadvertently shown me exactly how to defeat the dogs!}}
{{Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon|Eye Roll}}
{{TB|{{*}}woof{{*}} Oh, brother.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Dog Food|145}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Realize Exactly How to Defeat the Dogs|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Santa's Little Helper Question Choosing His Family|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Santa's Little Helper]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Marge Rally People for the Final Battle|4 hours|{{TOG|Shop}}s|char=[[Marge]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Rally People for the Final Battle|4 hours|{{TOG|Shop}}s}} {{Task/Optional|Make Bart Collect Weapons for the Final Battle|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns, are you concerned about keeping the hounds locked up while all the other dogs are taking over the town?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Why should that bother me?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Well, the hounds might want to escape to run free with their own kind.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Smithers, how many times have I ordered you to release the hounds?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|So many times. It makes my head spin.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|And they always come back. Do you know why?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|The same reason I keep coming back. They know who their master is.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Yes, let's not forget that. Now SIT! Roll over! Play dead!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Abercrombie & Fetch]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Brockman}}
{{TB|And it all comes down to this, folks. Half of Springfield is NOT locked in the dog kennel and marches to save the other half that IS locked in.}}
{{Tapped Out Laddie Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}bark{{*}} Heh, heh, heh. {{*}}woof{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Brockman}}
{{TB|Laddie trots out to meet them and laughs diabolically… I think.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|Give us all our people back! Or at least that kid that loads me up at the Krusty Burger drive-thru!}}
{{Tapped Out Laddie Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}bark{{*}} First you must pledge fealty to your doggy overlords! {{*}}woof{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|The time for translating woofs and barks is over! Springfielders, prepare to attack!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|Pull out the dog's greatest enemy – the VACUUM! {{*}}pulls out vacuum{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Barney Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}pulls out vacuum{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}pulls out vacuum{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Laddie Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}yelp{{*}} {{*}}yelp{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out McGriff the Crime Dog Icon}}
{{TB|I think we all understand a yelp when we hear one. No translation necessary!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Dog Food|145}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Attack With Vacuums|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|20}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Bones & Noble]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|All the dogs have retreated into the woods. All thanks to Santa's Little Helper pointing out the vacuum in our closet!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Your Hoovers, Bissells, and Eurekas saved me!}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
{{TB|Not me. I'm staying here to live in the doggy cages.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, Ralphie. Why don't I put on your leash and we'll go for a walk…home. Your mother must be worried sick.}}
{{Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Meh.}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Nobody puts a leash on Danger Dog!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Exhausted}}
{{TB|Danger Dog can get a bath on the front lawn if he comes home.}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Yay, lawn bath!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|The dogs will be back soon. Wish we had a dozen vacuums — those robotic Roombas with the AI that can be set in "Dog Defense" mode.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|We don't have the budget for that. We can afford one cleaning lady with a mop for half a day.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Dog Food|185}} {{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Approve Vacuum Budget|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Bug Wiggum About Parking Tickets|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Job|Make Lisa Install Vacuums Around Police Station|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Bart Secretly Install Turrets on Vacuums|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Bart]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Santa's Little Helper Pine for Rosa Barks|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Santa's Little Helper]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}woof{{*}} How could you do this? I thought we had something between us. {{*}}bark{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}ruff{{*}} The only thing between us was a knotted rope. I'm sorry, Rosa. We weren't meant to be. {{*}}bark{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} Can we spend this one last night together? {{*}}bark{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}woof{{*}} For old time's sake… {{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}licks{{*}} Oh, Rosa.}}
{{Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}licks{{*}} Oh, Santa's Little Helper.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Fit Dog Heaven]] and [[Fat Dog Hell]]|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Dog Days}}

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 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Dog Food|125}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Vow to Stop Those Pesky Dogs|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Have Extreme FOMO|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Rally Springfielders Against the Dogs|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Marge Brainstorm Anti-dog Tactics|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Marge]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
-{{TB|Laddie, you're gonna hold up your end of the bargain, right? I broadcast your demands and you make me the new mayor in your doggy dystopia. I mean…utopia.}}
+{{TB|Laddie, you're gonna hold up your end of the bargain, right? I broadcast your demands and you make me the new mayor in your doggy dystopia. I mean...utopia.}}
 {{Tapped Out Laddie Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}woof{{*}} {{*}}ruff{{*}} You should just do what I tell you and I won't give your mansion to the corgi gang, you bloated local news hack. {{*}}woof{{*}}}}
@@ Line 85: / Line 85: @@
 {{TB|What could Santa's Little Helper possibly be sad about? Too much dog butt sniffing? Not enough dog butt sniffing?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}
-{{TB|By the look in his eyes, I'd say… He's torn between two loves.}}
+{{TB|By the look in his eyes, I'd say... He's torn between two loves.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}
 {{TB|One, a familial love. Long lasting and pure. The other, romantic. Passionate and tender. He knows he cannot have both.}}
@@ Line 91: / Line 91: @@
 {{TB|Wow, you really understand dog psyche.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lionel Budgie Icon}}
-{{TB|Or…your dog's got indigestion.}}
+{{TB|Or...your dog's got indigestion.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Puppy Gap]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 144: / Line 144: @@
 {{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}bark{{*}} Heh, heh, heh. {{*}}woof{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out TV Icon|Brockman}}
-{{TB|Laddie trots out to meet them and laughs diabolically… I think.}}
+{{TB|Laddie trots out to meet them and laughs diabolically... I think.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
 {{TB|Give us all our people back! Or at least that kid that loads me up at the Krusty Burger drive-thru!}}
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 {{TB|Not me. I'm staying here to live in the doggy cages.}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
-{{TB|Okay, Ralphie. Why don't I put on your leash and we'll go for a walk…home. Your mother must be worried sick.}}
+{{TB|Okay, Ralphie. Why don't I put on your leash and we'll go for a walk...home. Your mother must be worried sick.}}
 {{Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Meh.}}
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 {{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} Can we spend this one last night together? {{*}}bark{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon}}
-{{TB|{{*}}woof{{*}} For old time's sake… {{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}licks{{*}} Oh, Rosa.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}woof{{*}} For old time's sake... {{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}licks{{*}} Oh, Rosa.}}
 {{Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon}}
 {{TB|{{*}}licks{{*}} Oh, Santa's Little Helper.}}

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 |update = {{TOCU|Dog Days}}
 |requirements =
-|characters =
+|characters = [[Homer]], [[Lisa]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}
-|optional =
+|optional = [[Bart]], [[Marge]], [[Santa's Little Helper]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |internal = AllTheWorldsACage
 |id = 257016 - 257020
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 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Fit Dog Heaven]] and [[Fat Dog Hell]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Dog Days}}