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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = All the Mayor's Funds
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Kickback Quimby]]
|optional = [[Drederick Tatum]]
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''All the Mayor's Funds''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|The Simpsanos}} content update. It requires [[Kickback Quimby]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Kickback Quimby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Freddy Quimby Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Hey, Uncle Joe, are you coming to the polo match tonight? I know you're very busy with your reelection.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Er, not busy at all.}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Mayor, someone named "Don't tell his wife I'm Miss Springfield" is calling on Line three.}}
{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Er, ah, Freddy. I forgot I've got a campaign "fact-finding mission" scheduled. We'll do polo next time!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kickback Quimby Prepare to Go on a "Fact Finding Mission"|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|So what "facts" did you find this time?}}
{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That the mattresses at the Woosterfield Hotel are great for my back!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Kickback Quimby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You're heading out on ANOTHER "fact-finding" mission?}}
{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|For this one I'm going undercover and exposing some very forbidden behavior.}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Sounds interesting. Just don't charge it to the Mayor's expense account. Your reelection war chest is pretty empty.}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That's why you've hired me, a full-time waitress, for you as a secretary.}}
{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I don't have to tip you, do I?}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Not until you get re-elected!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kickback Quimby Collect "Donations"|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon}}
{{TB|How did the donation collecting go?}}
{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Let's just say I can't afford any illicit fact-finding missions anymore.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Kickback Quimby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Artie! The Ziffster! The Ziffarino!}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon|Skeptical}}
{{TB|I don't like friendly politicians. What are you up to, Joe?}}
{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Honestly…which I prefer never to be, it's an election year, and—}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Let me stop you right there. Any extra "walking-around-money" I'd normally give you already took a walk.}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon}}
{{TB|I went all in on a new dating app for billionaires. It worked so well, all it did was match them with themselves.}}
{{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Sad to say I'm dating a guy named, Artie Ziff.}}
{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, well, I've got a long list of rich names on my donor dance card.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Kickback Quimby Gladhand Donors|4 hours|[[ZiffCorp Office Building]], [[ZiffCorp Sign]], or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|So, Krusty, I've championed tax breaks for Krustyland and turned a blind eye to the many ride mishaps. Can I count on you for a campaign donation?}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Embarrassed}}
{{TB|Normally I'd love to pretend to love to, but I'm a little cash-short right now.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Confident}}
{{TB|I'm sure you've got other deep pockets on your list.}}
{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Er, uh…sadly, you were my entire list.}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}groans* We're both in trouble.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Kickback Quimby's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Wait. I just rode in my limo. Where'd it go?}}
{{Tapped Out Colette Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It was impounded, sir. You left it double-parked in front of Quid Pro Clothes.}}
{{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon}}
{{TB|I, too, join you in your distress!|Surprised}}
{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|World Heavyweight Boxing Champion, Drederick Tatum?!}}
{{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|My limo has been impounded as well! I keep getting towed from the post office for parking in those blue circle chair spots.}}
{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Why are you going to the post office so often?}}
{{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I sell my boxer sweat on the internet. It's amazing how much money people will give me for my fluids.}}
{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Drederick, I have a solution to both of our problems.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Drederick Tatum Complain About Parking|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Drederick Tatum]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Kickback Quimby Propose a Solution|4 hours|[[Town Hall]] or a [[Brown House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|So I write you a check and I get my own parking space in front of the post office in perpetuity?}}
{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Just add a couple more zeroes and we're good to go!}}
{{Tapped Out Boxing Drederick Tatum Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Post office, here I come!!}}
{{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Miss Springfield…er, uh "fact finding", here I come!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{TB|I don't like friendly politicians. What are you up to, Joe?}}
 {{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Honestly…which I prefer never to be, it's an election year, and—}}
+{{TB|Honestly...which I prefer never to be, it's an election year, and—}}
 {{Tapped Out Artie Ziff Icon|Sad}}
 {{TB|Let me stop you right there. Any extra "walking-around-money" I'd normally give you already took a walk.}}
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 {{TB|I'm sure you've got other deep pockets on your list.}}
 {{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Er, uh…sadly, you were my entire list.}}
+{{TB|Er, uh...sadly, you were my entire list.}}
 {{Tapped Out Krusty Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|{{*}}groans* We're both in trouble.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}groans{{*}} We're both in trouble.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
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 {{TB|Post office, here I come!!}}
 {{Tapped Out Kickback Quimby Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Miss Springfield…er, uh "fact finding", here I come!}}
+{{TB|Miss Springfield...er, uh "fact finding", here I come!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
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