All the Belles and Whistles - Revision history

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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = All the Belles and Whistles |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Level 57}} |requirements = Maison Derriere |characters = {{Belle}} |optional =..."

2024-07-01T20:49:53Z

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = All the Belles and Whistles
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Level 57}}
|requirements = [[Maison Derriere]]
|characters = {{Belle}}
|optional = [[Sea Captain]], See [[#Pt. 3|Pt. 3]], [[#Pt. 4|Pt. 4]], and [[#Pt. 5|Pt. 5]], [[Agnes]]
|previous = {{ap|Maison Derriere|Tapped Out quest}}
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''All the Belles and Whistles''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Level 57}} content update. It requires the [[Maison Derriere]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Belle's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Belle Icon}}
{{TB|Hey you, any idea why this place is quieter than a duck at a gun show?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Get with the times! Everyone has phones now. Why require a specific time and place for your racy entertainment when you can have it in the car, at home, even while on trial for public indecency?}}
{{Tapped Out Belle Icon}}
{{TB|Then why are you here?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I dropped my phone in the toilet and now my pornography delivery device will only place calls.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Belle Ponder the Future of Burlesque|24 hours|[[Maison Derriere]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Belle's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Belle Icon}}
{{TB|With the Internet around, how on earth do these obsolete nightclubs stay in business? How does anything stay in business?}}
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
{{TB|They adapt, evolve, and serve more all-you-can eat buffets.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Muntz Icon}}
{{TB|Plus the Internet's not all bad -- it can be used for cheap advertising.}}
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
{{TB|You don't even need to pay for advertising. Just make something that people will want to share with their friends.}}
{{Tapped Out Princess Kashmir Icon}}
{{TB|The best bang for the buck is viral marketing.}}
{{Tapped Out Mrs. Muntz Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, and the best viral marketing is a bang for a buck.}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|I've been subjected to viral campaigns from many of the women down at the docks.}}
{{Tapped Out Belle Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm really starting to wonder why I hired you three as my marketing team.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Belle Lead a Dance Number|4 hours|[[Maison Derriere]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Sea Captain Pick up Some Ointment|4 hours|a {{TOG|Kwik-E-Mart}}|char=[[Sea Captain]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Belle Icon}}
{{TB|We got them to put their phones down! And all it took was a quality show, a giant sign that said "No Phones", and holding the event 30 feet underground.}}
{{Tapped Out Belle Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|But this proves that people prefer the real thing! Why look at naked women you can't touch on the Internet for free when you can pay to look at real naked women you can't touch here!}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Hold up, there are free pictures of naked women on the Internet?}}
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}
{{TB|How could you possibly not know that, Lenny?}}
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}
{{TB|I prefer the lost art of letters. Or I did. But now I'm getting a computer!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Belle's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Belle Icon}}
{{TB|Where have all the good men gone? And bad men? And those men that mean well but smell like feet.}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon}}
{{TB|Girls' night out! We're busting down the doors, shattering the glass ceiling, politely drawing back the velvet curtain and taking back the night!}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|But I need to be back by 8:30 so I can shame Seymour into going to bed.}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon}}
{{TB|Then we'll take back half the night.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I would like to purchase a meaningful conversation about womanhood from the lady wearing the dice bra.}}
{{Tapped Out Bernice Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|I'm going to get drunk on female empowerment… and whatever's in that green bottle over there.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 15 and Unlock Moe's Tavern}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfield Ladies Marvel at Maison Derriere's Decor|30 minutes|[[Maison Derriere]]|5}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Gentlemen Surf the Net|24 hours|the [[Java Server]] or a [[Brown House]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|This is boring. Can I give back the night I've taken back? Or is this a no returns situation? Can I get a night's credit?}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|It's not all bad. A girl offered to teach me how to play ping-pong without a net or paddles.}}
{{Tapped Out Belle Icon}}
{{TB|I see you've discovered some of our extra services. They are for our VIP clients.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I find the whole scene a little too soft R for my tastes.}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yeah, you ladies go home, I'm going to register a complaint with their management.}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon}}
{{TB|Psst…are you hiring?}}
{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
{{TB|New permanent job at the Maison Derriere available for Ms. Hoover.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the "Marvel at Maison Derriere's Decor" task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Marge]], [[Bernice Hibbert]], [[Helen Lovejoy]], [[Brandine]], [[Luann]], [[Manjula]], [[Agnes]], [[Miss Hoover]]
}}}}

Characters that can do the "Surf the Net" task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|{{TOCG|Adult}}s (excluding {{TOCG|Regular Female}}, {{TOCG|Premium Female}} and [[Ned]]), and [[Patty]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Belle's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Belle Icon}}
{{TB|I appreciate the business, even if it was out of spite. But why are you calling it a night so soon?}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I need to check on Homer, he's been gaining a lot of weight ever since he stopped going out drinking every night.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|I didn't realize how important the walk from the car to the bar was to his health.}}
{{Tapped Out Bernice Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, Julius hasn't left for any of those midnight medical conferences in a while now.}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Please, your men are all home looking at naked women on the Internet!}}
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Timothy wouldn't be doing that. He just sits in the basement playing with his relatively loud train set with the door locked.}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|Come on, I took a class from a nice man from the NSA on how to spy on your family members. Now who knows what a browser history is?}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfield Ladies Learn How to Access Browsing History|6 hours|the [[Java Server]]|5}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Agnes Teach Computer Tricks|12 hours|the [[Java Server]]|char=[[Agnes]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Homer! I want you to explain these websites you've been visiting! Barely Legal Cheese. Sinful Chocolate Cakes. Ask Jeeves?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|I can't help it Marge, I'm an addict! At first three meals plus a snack were enough to satisfy me.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Guilty}}
{{TB|Then I added a fourth meal. Meals became buffets. Buffets became smorgasbords-}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}sob* I'm a monster! Look, I know I've been bad and if you want to take the computer away that's fine.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|But for the love of God, just don't delete my cookies.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the "Learn How to Access Browsing History" task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|[[Marge]], [[Bernice Hibbert]], [[Helen Lovejoy]], [[Brandine]], [[Luann]], [[Manjula]]
}}}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Belle's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Belle Icon}}
{{TB|What's got you guys down? You look more depressed than 1929.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Too soon!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Marge keeps spying on my private Internet time, which reduces the trust in our relationship AND the time I have to secretly look at porn.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|I used to think the Internet was like my children's school: private. But now I see it's more like medical records: not private at all.}}
{{Tapped Out Belle Icon}}
{{TB|I think I've got exactly what the doctor ordered.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|{{*}}chuckles* That's funny because I'm a doctor.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Gentlemen Flood into Maison Derriere|12 hours|the [[Maison Derriere]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

Characters that can do the task are:
{{Table|
{{TBT|{{TOCG|Adult}}s (excluding {{TOCG|Regular Female}}, {{TOCG|Premium Female}} and [[Ned]]), and [[Patty]]
}}}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Premium Level 41-60}}

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 {{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon}}
 {{TB|Psst...are you hiring?}}
-{{TBT|'''Message'''}}
+{{Tapped Out Message}}
 {{TB|New permanent job at the Maison Derriere available for Ms. Hoover.}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = All the Belles and Whistles
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Belle Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Level 57}}
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 |characters = {{Belle}}
 |optional = [[Sea Captain]], See [[#Pt. 3|Pt. 3]], [[#Pt. 4|Pt. 4]], and [[#Pt. 5|Pt. 5]], [[Agnes]]
 |previous = {{ap|Maison Derriere|Tapped Out quest}}
 |next =
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|After tapping on Belle's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Belle Icon}}

@@ Line 77: / Line 77: @@
 {{TB|I would like to purchase a meaningful conversation about womanhood from the lady wearing the dice bra.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bernice Hibbert Icon}}
-{{TB|I'm going to get drunk on female empowerment… and whatever's in that green bottle over there.}}
+{{TB|I'm going to get drunk on female empowerment... and whatever's in that green bottle over there.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Reach Level 15 and Unlock Moe's Tavern}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Springfield Ladies Marvel at Maison Derriere's Decor|30 minutes|[[Maison Derriere]]|5}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make Gentlemen Surf the Net|24 hours|the [[Java Server]] or a [[Brown House]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon}}
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 {{TB|Yeah, you ladies go home, I'm going to register a complaint with their management.}}
 {{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon}}
-{{TB|Psst…are you hiring?}}
+{{TB|Psst...are you hiring?}}
 {{TBT|'''Message'''}}
 {{TB|New permanent job at the Maison Derriere available for Ms. Hoover.}}
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 {{TB|Then I added a fourth meal. Meals became buffets. Buffets became smorgasbords-}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|{{*}}sob* I'm a monster! Look, I know I've been bad and if you want to take the computer away that's fine.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}sob{{*}} I'm a monster! Look, I know I've been bad and if you want to take the computer away that's fine.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
 {{TB|But for the love of God, just don't delete my cookies.}}
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 {{TB|I think I've got exactly what the doctor ordered.}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|{{*}}chuckles* That's funny because I'm a doctor.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}chuckles{{*}} That's funny because I'm a doctor.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Gentlemen Flood into Maison Derriere|12 hours|the [[Maison Derriere]]|5}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}

All the Belles and Whistles - Revision history

SolarBot: /* Pt. 3 */ replaced: {{TBT|'''Message'''}} → {{Tapped Out Message}}

Solar Dragon at 23:56, April 6, 2025

SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (2), * → {{*}} (4), {{{{*}}}} → {{*}} (2)

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = All the Belles and Whistles |image = |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Level 57}} |requirements = Maison Derriere |characters = {{Belle}} |optional =..."

SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (2), * → {{}} (4), {{{{}}}} → {{*}} (2)