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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = All Work and No Pay
|image = [[File:Tapped Out The Human Donkey Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Cirque du Springfield}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[The Human Donkey]]
|optional = [[Burnsum]], [[Strongman Homer]], {{ap|Marguerite|Treehouse of Horror XXIV}}, [[Lisa]]
|internal = AllWorkAndNoPay
|id = 253046 - 253048
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''All Work and No Pay''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Cirque du Springfield}} content update. It requires [[The Human Donkey]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|width=80%|
{{THT|After tapping on The Human Donkey's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Burnsum Icon}}
{{TB|Step right up but avert your eyes! For I give you…The Human Donkey!}}
{{Tapped Out The Human Donkey Icon}}
{{TB|Hee-haw!}}
{{Tapped Out Sherri & Terri Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Eagh! It's hideous!}}
{{Tapped Out Burnsum Icon}}
{{TB|Even worse, kids. The Human Donkey has razor sharp teeth!}}
{{Tapped Out The Human Donkey Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What? No, I don't. I wore a retainer for five years!}}
{{Tapped Out Burnsum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}whispering{{*}} Keep braying! It's all part of the show.}}
{{Tapped Out Burnsum Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Throw your allowance, children! The monster is scared of your money!}}
{{Tapped Out The Human Donkey Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Aw, come on. This is degrading.}}
{{Tapped Out Burnsum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|{{*}}whispering strongly{{*}} HEE HAW AGAIN!}}
{{Tapped Out The Human Donkey Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Hee-haw!}}
{{Tapped Out Sherri & Terri Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Aaahhh!!!! Keep it away! Don't let it get us! {{*}}throws money{{*}}}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Human Donkey Lose All Respect for Himself|4 hours}} {{Task/Optional|Make Burnsum Pick Up the Money Off the Ground|4 hours|the [[Carnival Camp]]|char=[[Burnsum]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Human Donkey Icon}}
{{TB|Burnsum, I need a raise.}}
{{Tapped Out Burnsum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm already giving you an extra half handful of daily hay!}}
{{Tapped Out The Human Donkey Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I demand hazard pay for all the rotten tomatoes and eggs that get thrown at me!}}
{{Tapped Out Burnsum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Complaining about free food being given to you? Your generation is so entitled.}}
{{Tapped Out Burnsum Icon}}
{{TB|Fine. I'll agree to a raise of ten cents a day.}}
{{Tapped Out The Human Donkey Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ten cents? I'm a donkey, not a mule.}}
{{Tapped Out Burnsum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Ten cents is more than generous. Unless you'd rather be an unemployed donkey?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Human Donkey's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Human Donkey Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|C'mon, everybody. If we unionize we can really stick it to Burnsum. We'll all finally get what we deserve!}}
{{Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I don't need a union. I already get what I want by threatening Burnsum with my enormous muscles.}}
{{Tapped Out Marguerite Icon}}
{{TB|And I get what I want by unleashing my feminine wiles.}}
{{Tapped Out Human Snail Guy Icon}}
{{TB|And I can always use my snail trail to slime Burnsum into submission.}}
{{Tapped Out The Human Donkey Icon}}
{{TB|I like everything but the slime guy's suggestion.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Human Donkey Protest for Better Working Conditions|4 hours|the [[Carnival Camp]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Strongman Homer Threaten Burnsum With His Muscles|4 hours|the [[Carnival Camp]]|char=[[Strongman Homer]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Marguerite Use Her Feminine Wiles on Burnsum|4 hours|the [[Carnival Camp]]|char={{ap|Marguerite|Treehouse of Horror XXIV}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Human Donkey Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Burnsum, we've formed a union so you can't push us around anymore.}}
{{Tapped Out Burnsum Icon}}
{{TB|Unions are made to be busted. Strongman?}}
{{Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Yes, Mr. Burnsum?}}
{{Tapped Out Burnsum Icon}}
{{TB|Beat this donkey into submission and I'll double your wages for the year.}}
{{Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You got it!}}
{{Tapped Out The Human Donkey Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What? Doubling his wage will cost more than just meeting the union demands!}}
{{Tapped Out Strongman Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It's not about the money. It's about the busting.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on The Human Donkey's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out The Human Donkey Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's it, Burnsum. If you won't give in to our demands, you'll run this freak show without me. I quit!}}
{{Tapped Out Burnsum Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Boo-hoo! What ever will I do without my little donkey boy making me five cents an hour?!}}
{{Tapped Out The Human Donkey Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Exactly. You're through in this town without me.}}
{{Tapped Out Burnsum Icon}}
{{TB|Puh-lease. I'll replace you so fast your head will spin. Unless your head DOES spin because that would be freaky great.}}
{{Tapped Out The Human Donkey Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|It only spins toward the exit door!}}
{{Tapped Out Burnsum Icon}}
{{TB|Just go. This town is full of freaks. Like Ralph the Bubble Brain Boy or…hey you! Pineapple Head Girl! You're hired!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Pineapple…starfruit…It pays better than my allowance. So…okay.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Human Donkey Apply at Krusty Burger|4 hours|the [[Carnival Camp]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Burnsum Interview Freaks|4 hours|the [[Carnival Camp]]|char=[[Burnsum]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Lisa Debut as Pineapple Head Girl|4 hours|the [[Carnival Camp]]|char=[[Lisa]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the proverb "{{W|all work and no play makes Jack a dull boy}}" which was popularized by ''[[The Shining]]''.

{{Tapped Out Quests/Cirque du Springfield}}

@@ Line 21: / Line 21: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on The Human Donkey's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Burnsum Icon}}
-{{TB|Step right up but avert your eyes! For I give you…The Human Donkey!}}
+{{TB|Step right up but avert your eyes! For I give you...The Human Donkey!}}
 {{Tapped Out The Human Donkey Icon}}
 {{TB|Hee-haw!}}
@@ Line 41: / Line 41: @@
 {{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Hee-haw!}}
 {{Tapped Out Sherri & Terri Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|Aaahhh!!!!  Keep it away! Don't let it get us! {{*}}throws money{{*}}}}
+{{TB|Aaahhh!!!! Keep it away! Don't let it get us! {{*}}throws money{{*}}}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Human Donkey Lose All Respect for Himself|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Burnsum Pick Up the Money Off the Ground|4 hours|the [[Carnival Camp]]|char=[[Burnsum]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out The Human Donkey Icon}}
@@ Line 105: / Line 105: @@
 {{TB|It only spins toward the exit door!}}
 {{Tapped Out Burnsum Icon}}
-{{TB|Just go. This town is full of freaks. Like Ralph the Bubble Brain Boy or…hey you! Pineapple Head Girl! You're hired!}}
+{{TB|Just go. This town is full of freaks. Like Ralph the Bubble Brain Boy or...hey you! Pineapple Head Girl! You're hired!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
-{{TB|Pineapple…starfruit…It pays better than my allowance. So…okay.}}
+{{TB|Pineapple...starfruit...It pays better than my allowance. So...okay.}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make The Human Donkey Apply at Krusty Burger|4 hours|the [[Carnival Camp]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Burnsum Interview Freaks|4 hours|the [[Carnival Camp]]|char=[[Burnsum]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lisa Debut as Pineapple Head Girl|4 hours|the [[Carnival Camp]]|char=[[Lisa]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}

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