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Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = All My Sober Ladies |image = |level = 8 |update = {{TOCU2|Tap Ball|Soccer Cup 2015}} |requirements = |characters = {{Ch|Lady Duff}}, {{TOCG|Regula..."

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Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = All My Sober Ladies |image = |level = 8 |update = {{TOCU2|Tap Ball|Soccer Cup 2015}} |requirements = |characters = {{Ch|Lady Duff}}, {{TOCG|Regula..."

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = All My Sober Ladies
|image =
|level = 8
|update = {{TOCU2|Tap Ball|Soccer Cup 2015}}
|requirements =
|characters = {{Ch|Lady Duff}}, {{TOCG|Regular Female}}, {{TOCG|Premium Female}}, [[Homer]], [[Lisa]], {{TOCG|Regular Male}}, {{TOCG|Premium Male}}
|optional =
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''All My Sober Ladies''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU2|Tap Ball|Soccer Cup 2015}} part of the {{TOCU|Tap Ball}} content update. It requires {{Ch|Lady Duff}} to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lady Duff's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lady Duff Icon}}
{{TB|Hey, girls! Haven't you ever wished there was beer just for us ladies?}}
{{Tapped Out Lady Duff Icon}}
{{TB|A smooth-drinking brew, lady-filtered from the freshest female hops and she-barley?}}
{{Tapped Out Agnes Icon}}
{{TB|Yes! This is all I've ever wished for!}}
{{Tapped Out Selma Icon}}
{{TB|You mean I can finally get drunk too, just like the fellas?}}
{{Tapped Out Lady Duff Icon}}
{{TB|As drunk as you like, sister! Passing out on the barbeque isn't just for the guys anymore.}}
{{Tapped Out Lady Duff Icon}}
{{TB|It's time for women to stand up and demand equal inebriation.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon}}
{{TB|Finally! A transparent, meaningless beer-marketing campaign that's aimed at me!}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make The Women Of Springfield Get Drunk|12 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]|10}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|My Lady Duff marketing tie-in is a huge success! Every woman in Springfield is partying down 24/7!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Now to celebrate with a nice, home-cooked meal.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, Marge! Marge, my beautiful wife! I give you permission to cook for me!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|She's at Moe's with all the other ladies, you dummy.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Are you saying that my marketing genius has cost me the woman who is entirely responsible for my care and feeding?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Horrified}}
{{TB|THESE HARD-PARTYING LADIES MUST BE STOPPED! EVERYONE, TO MOE'S AT ONCE!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I'm a kid. I can't go to a bar.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|WHEN I SAY “EVERYONE, TO MOE'S!” I MEAN “EVERYONE, TO MOE'S!”}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lady Duff Promote Lady Duff|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Confront Lady Duff|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lady Duff's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lady Duff Icon}}
{{TB|Drink up, Duffettes! For too long, you have stood silently by while your men ruined their health and brains with beer. Now it's our turn!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Everyone, put down your beers! At least one gender needs to remain sober, and it's not going to be men!}}
{{Tapped Out Lady Duff Icon}}
{{TB|Chill out, handsome. Guys can still enjoy the beer lifestyle.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Homie, I finally understand the appeal of Moe's Tavern! Dance with me!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No, Marge! Don't you see? You're falling for slick advertising. Beer doesn't make you cooler, or sexier. It only does that for guys!}}
{{Tapped Out Lady Duff Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Whoa! We're not going to listen to that, are we, gals? Keep partying! Keep partying forever!}}
{{Tapped Out Lady Duff Icon}}
{{TB|OH YEAH!!!!!!!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Wait a second…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa remove Lady Duff's Wig|6 seconds|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Lady Duff isn't even a woman. She's a Duffman!}}
{{Tapped Out Duffman Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|That doesn't mean us girls… er, you girls… have to stop lady-partying, does it? Ah, I suppose it does.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|See, Dad? I told you that if you let Tap Ball become just another way to sell advertising, you'd cheapen it.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You're right. Tap Ball has become a total joke. And yet, somehow it's still way better than your precious soccer.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Oh yeah? Well in that case, the women in this town challenge the men to a game of soccer!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I'm… not ENTIRELY sure how that follows from our previous discussion.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Could pad this quest out with a few more missions, I guess. Very well, then. YOU'RE ON!!!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Okay, women. It's time to show those men who's boss!}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon|Spacey}}
{{TB|Might I point out that we're all still a little drunk?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|If you can teach my class after you've been drinking, you can play soccer!}}
{{Tapped Out Miss Hoover Icon|Spacey}}
{{TB|You know about that?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Yes, and it's something we should talk about. But not now! Let's make those men rue the day they challenged us!}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sleepy}}
{{TB|But YOU challenged THEM. And I'm still not sure of the logic behind it all…}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Neither am I. It just kind of slipped out. But I'm still kind of angry for whatever reason, so… LET'S GET ‘EM!}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Men Play Soccer|60 minutes|[[Springfield Elementary]]|11}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Women Play Soccer|60 minutes|[[Springfield Elementary]]|11}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Homer's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I can't believe we lost 34-0.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Well, we didn't exactly get many calls. I didn't know soccer had a penalty called “icing.”}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|You know what? It doesn't! I think this contest was rigged!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Eavesdrop On Shady Dealings|12 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Coach Krupt, thanks for rigging the game for us. You're a spectacularly crooked referee.}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon}}
{{TB|I'll be taking my payment now…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Here you go. One Bombardment ball.}}
{{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Oh, yes. Yes oh yes oh yes. Come to Papa, sweet ball. BOMBARDMENT!!!!!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|Dad! You cheated! How could you?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|It all starts with wanting to win. Then, you throw in a little lack of moral fiber, and sprinkle liberally with having no class whatsoever.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Stir it all together and presto! You get a guy who's willing to sink to a new low, just to beat his daughter at a sport he hates!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

== Behind the Laughter ==
The quest name is a reference to the song "{{W|Single Ladies (Put a Ring on It)}}" by [[Beyoncé]].

{{Tapped Out Quests/Tap Ball}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = All My Sober Ladies
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Lady Duff Sidebar.png|x100px]]
 |level = 8
 |update = {{TOCU2|Tap Ball|Soccer Cup 2015}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = {{Ch|Lady Duff}}, {{TOCG|Regular Female}}, {{TOCG|Premium Female}}, [[Homer]], [[Lisa]], {{TOCG|Regular Male}}, {{TOCG|Premium Male}}
 |optional =
 |previous =
 |next =

@@ Line 54: / Line 54: @@
 {{TB|I'm a kid. I can't go to a bar.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|WHEN I SAY “EVERYONE, TO MOE'S!” I MEAN “EVERYONE, TO MOE'S!”}}
+{{TB|WHEN I SAY "EVERYONE, TO MOE'S!" I MEAN "EVERYONE, TO MOE'S!"}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lady Duff Promote Lady Duff|4 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Homer Confront Lady Duff|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 77: / Line 77: @@
 {{TB|OH YEAH!!!!!!!}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
-{{TB|Wait a second…}}
+{{TB|Wait a second...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa remove Lady Duff's Wig|6 seconds|[[Moe's Tavern]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
 {{TB|Lady Duff isn't even a woman. She's a Duffman!}}
 {{Tapped Out Duffman Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|That doesn't mean us girls… er, you girls… have to stop lady-partying, does it? Ah, I suppose it does.}}
+{{TB|That doesn't mean us girls... er, you girls... have to stop lady-partying, does it? Ah, I suppose it does.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shouting}}
 {{TB|See, Dad? I told you that if you let Tap Ball become just another way to sell advertising, you'd cheapen it.}}
@@ Line 90: / Line 90: @@
 {{TB|Oh yeah? Well in that case, the women in this town challenge the men to a game of soccer!}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|I'm… not ENTIRELY sure how that follows from our previous discussion.}}
+{{TB|I'm... not ENTIRELY sure how that follows from our previous discussion.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Could pad this quest out with a few more missions, I guess. Very well, then. YOU'RE ON!!!}}
@@ Line 110: / Line 110: @@
 {{TB|Yes, and it's something we should talk about. But not now! Let's make those men rue the day they challenged us!}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sleepy}}
-{{TB|But YOU challenged THEM. And I'm still not sure of the logic behind it all…}}
+{{TB|But YOU challenged THEM. And I'm still not sure of the logic behind it all...}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|Neither am I. It just kind of slipped out. But I'm still kind of angry for whatever reason, so… LET'S GET ‘EM!}}
+{{TB|Neither am I. It just kind of slipped out. But I'm still kind of angry for whatever reason, so... LET'S GET 'EM!}}
 {{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make Men Play Soccer|60 minutes|[[Springfield Elementary]]|11}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Women Play Soccer|60 minutes|[[Springfield Elementary]]|11}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 123: / Line 123: @@
 {{TB|I can't believe we lost 34-0.}}
 {{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Well, we didn't exactly get many calls. I didn't know soccer had a penalty called “icing.”}}
+{{TB|Well, we didn't exactly get many calls. I didn't know soccer had a penalty called "icing."}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
 {{TB|You know what? It doesn't! I think this contest was rigged!}}
@@ Line 130: / Line 130: @@
 {{TB|Coach Krupt, thanks for rigging the game for us. You're a spectacularly crooked referee.}}
 {{Tapped Out Coach Krupt Icon}}
-{{TB|I'll be taking my payment now…}}
+{{TB|I'll be taking my payment now...}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
 {{TB|Here you go. One Bombardment ball.}}