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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = All Bark and Even More Bite
|image = [[File:Tapped Out All Bark and Even More Bite Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 15
|update = {{TOCU|Dog Days}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|internal = AllBarkAndEvenMoreBite
|id = 257011 - 257015
|previous = [[Danger in Numbers]]
|next = [[Lost the Translation]]
|event = yes
}}

'''All Bark and Even More Bite''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Dog Days}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between July 3, [[2022]] and July 20, 2022|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Wiggum, I thought they arrested you. How'd you get out?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Proud}}
{{TB|I gave the bailiff a dog treat and he let me go. It was like taking candy from a baby.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Or GIVING candy to a baby. But in this case a dog. So like giving candy to a dog. Candy that was a dog treat. Yep, like giving a dog treat to a dog.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That is time I will never get back.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Stern}}
{{TB|We need to make this dog nonsense sit or heel now!}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Maybe we drive them out of Springfield Pied Piper-style. I play a mean piccolo.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Or how about having Frink engineer a zombie virus where the zombies only eat dog brains?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Why are zombies the only ones that get to eat brains?}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Fire Hydrants|125}} {{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Brainstorm Solutions|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Quimby]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Brainstorm Solutions|4 hours|the [[Town Hall]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|I've got it. We lure the dogs to a kennel and trap them in.}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Lure them with what?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|With bait. You still have that dog-proof suit, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Hey, wait… I don't want to be the bait! You do it.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|And risk losing the mayor of the town amidst a crisis?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Is losing the Chief of Police better?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Stern}}
{{TB|For me it is.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Dog Gang]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Les Moore Icon}}
{{TB|You want to use my No Kill Kennel to trap these dogs?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|That's the idea. Not killing, just trapping.}}
{{Tapped Out Les Moore Icon}}
{{TB|Okay, but if we run out of space for all the dogs, I've got a way to, uh – "not kill 'em" but mysteriously-lose-and-never-see-again them.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Sly}}
{{TB|Let the "no killing" begin!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Fire Hydrants|145}} {{Task/Optional|Make Les Moore Prep the Cages|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]]|char=[[Les Moore]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Prepare His "Mission Accomplished" Speech|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]] or [[Town Hall]]|char=[[Quimby]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Put on the Bite-Proof Suit|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]] or [[Police Station]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Santa's Little Helper Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}licks{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}licks{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|Finally, Santa's Little Helper got a girlfriend.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Maybe now he'll get a job, get a place of his own and stop mooching off us.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|That's Rosa Barks! She's second in command of the dog police force that's terrorizing the town!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|You're just jealous 'cause he's got someone and you don't.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Dog-proof Suit Wiggum]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Dog-proof Suit Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|Alright. Open the kennel cages! "Operation Bite Me" is going live!}}
{{Tapped Out Les Moore Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Uh, it appears the operation is already working…}}
{{Tapped Out Laddie Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}ruff{{*}} Not so fast!}}
{{Tapped Out Dog-proof Suit Wiggum Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Ah!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|How did Laddie discover our plan?}}
{{Tapped Out Laddie Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}woof{{*}} {{*}}bark{{*}} I have spies…and fleas everywhere.}}
{{Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}growls{{*}} Grrr… Grrr…}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Okay, we give up!}}
{{Tapped Out Les Moore Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I pledge fealty!}}
{{Tapped Out Dog-proof Suit Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|I'm in the dog-proof suit. So I got no problem being bitten!}}
{{Tapped Out Laddie Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bites Wiggum{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bites Wiggum{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon|Dog}}
{{TB|{{*}}bites Wiggum{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Dog}}
{{TB|{{*}}bites Wiggum{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bites Wiggum{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Dog-proof Suit Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Hey, dogs only, Mayor!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Fire Hydrants|125}} {{Task/Job|Make Dog-proof Suit Wiggum Get Ravaged By Dogs|4 hours}} {{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Give Up|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]] or [[Town Hall]]|char=[[Quimby]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Les Moore Pledge Fealty to the Dogs|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]]|char=[[Les Moore]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} Chief, I put the chunky one in the kennel. And the skinny one and the corrupt one have pledged fealty. {{*}}bark{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Laddie Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} Well done, Barks. {{*}}bark{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|I think I understood one of those "barks".}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}crouching in the kennel cage{{*}} Excuse me…where do the humans go potty around here?}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Animal Hospital]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Neuterville Mayor}}
{{TB|Danger Dog, In honor of your bravery, the city of Neuterville awards you this Key to the City.}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Danger Dog}}
{{TB|This is truly an honor, your Honor—}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Neuterville Mayor}}
{{TB|Ee-gads! It's your arch nemesis, Molly Ringworm, and she's attacking City Hall!}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Danger Dog}}
{{TB|Stop, evildoer!}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Danger Dog to the rescue!}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Brockman}}
{{TB|We interrupt this asinine cartoon to bring you this breaking news…}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Brockman}}
{{TB|Police dogs have taken over the town and are enslaving Springfielders at the No Kill Kennel, including former Police Chief Wiggum.}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Wiggum}}
{{TB|{{*}}in the cage{{*}} I'm being treated pretty well. {{*}}eats dog food{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Daddy!}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Brockman}}
{{TB|I'm told his captors are not forcing the Chief to eat dog food. He just likes it.}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
{{TB|Mommy! We have to save Daddy!}}
{{Tapped Out Sarah Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Meh.}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} If not Mommy, then it's Danger Dog to the rescue! Pup-pup and away! {{*}}puts on cape and runs out the door{{*}}}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Fire Hydrants|145}} {{Task/Optional|Make Ralph Believe He Is Danger Dog|4 hours|the [[Wiggum House]]|char=[[Ralph]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Sarah Wiggum Be Ambivalent|4 hours|the [[Wiggum House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Sarah Wiggum]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Eat Dog Food in the Kennel|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]] or [[Police Station]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Lou Get Locked in the Kennel Too|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]], [[Police Station]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Lou]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Eddie Get Locked in the Kennel Too|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]], [[Police Station]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Eddie]]}} {{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Watch it All on TV|4 hours|a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|20}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
{{TB|Bad doggies! Bad doggies!}}
{{Tapped Out Laddie Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} Who is this pumpkinhead?}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|{{*}}in the cage{{*}} Ralphie?}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
{{TB|Nuh-uh, citizen. I'm Danger Dog!}}
{{Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}woof{{*}} Strange. He doesn't look like a dog.}}
{{Tapped Out Laddie Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} Just put him in the cage with the rest. {{*}}bark{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}woof{{*}} As Danger Dog I fight evil. But also as Danger Dog, I'm a doggie! {{*}}bark{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Laddie Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} He does talk like us. {{*}}woof{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}ruff{{*}} {{*}}woof{{*}} We are not the enemy. You don't have to fight us. {{*}}bark{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}bark{{*}} Oki-dokie. I'll join you then! {{*}}bark{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Uh-oh, Ralphie's siding with dogs again.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Danger Dog]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Brockman}}
{{TB|Police Chief Laddie will now make a statement and McGriff the Crime Dog will translate.}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Laddie}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}bark{{*}} People of Springfield!}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|McGriff the Crime Dog}}
{{TB|Listen up, human chew bones!}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Laddie}}
{{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}woof{{*}} You need not oppose us!}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|McGriff the Crime Dog}}
{{TB|{{*}}pointing to the cages{{*}} This is what happens to those who oppose us!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|I was always gonna learn Spanish but maybe dog language is more useful.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Fire Hydrants|185}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Make a Case for the Doggy Overlords|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Brockman Broadcast From the No Kill Kennel|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]], [[Police Station]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Brockman]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Take a Nap in the Cage|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]] or [[Police Station]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Ralph Pretend to Be Danger Dog|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]], [[Police Station]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Ralph]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Les Moore Hose Down Wiggum's Cage|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]]|char=[[Les Moore]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Give Laddie the Key to the City|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]] or [[Town Hall]]|char=[[Quimby]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Neuterville Mayor}}
{{TB|Danger Dog, you've saved City Hall. Neuterville owes you a debt of gratitude.}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Danger Dog}}
{{TB|Just doing my job, Mayor.}}
{{Tapped Out TV Icon|Danger Dog}}
{{TB|The only reward I require is a hot date with Kate Barkinsale!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}} [[Neuterville City Hall]]|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Dog Days}}

@@ Line 44: / Line 44: @@
 {{TB|With bait. You still have that dog-proof suit, right?}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Hey, wait… I don't want to be the bait! You do it.}}
+{{TB|Hey, wait... I don't want to be the bait! You do it.}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 {{TB|And risk losing the mayor of the town amidst a crisis?}}
@@ Line 87: / Line 87: @@
 {{TB|Alright. Open the kennel cages! "Operation Bite Me" is going live!}}
 {{Tapped Out Les Moore Icon|Confused}}
-{{TB|Uh, it appears the operation is already working…}}
+{{TB|Uh, it appears the operation is already working...}}
 {{Tapped Out Laddie Icon}}
 {{TB|{{*}}bark{{*}} {{*}}ruff{{*}} Not so fast!}}
@@ Line 95: / Line 95: @@
 {{TB|How did Laddie discover our plan?}}
 {{Tapped Out Laddie Icon}}
-{{TB|{{*}}woof{{*}} {{*}}bark{{*}} I have spies…and fleas everywhere.}}
+{{TB|{{*}}woof{{*}} {{*}}bark{{*}} I have spies...and fleas everywhere.}}
 {{Tapped Out Rosa Barks Icon|Angry}}
-{{TB|{{*}}growls{{*}} Grrr… Grrr…}}
+{{TB|{{*}}growls{{*}} Grrr... Grrr...}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|Okay, we give up!}}
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 {{TB|I think I understood one of those "barks".}}
 {{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}
-{{TB|{{*}}crouching in the kennel cage{{*}} Excuse me…where do the humans go potty around here?}}
+{{TB|{{*}}crouching in the kennel cage{{*}} Excuse me...where do the humans go potty around here?}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Animal Hospital]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
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 {{TB|Danger Dog to the rescue!}}
 {{Tapped Out TV Icon|Brockman}}
-{{TB|We interrupt this asinine cartoon to bring you this breaking news…}}
+{{TB|We interrupt this asinine cartoon to bring you this breaking news...}}
 {{Tapped Out TV Icon|Brockman}}
 {{TB|Police dogs have taken over the town and are enslaving Springfielders at the No Kill Kennel, including former Police Chief Wiggum.}}
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 {{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
 {{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} If not Mommy, then it's Danger Dog to the rescue! Pup-pup and away! {{*}}puts on cape and runs out the door{{*}}}}
-{{THT|{{Task|Collect Fire Hydrants|145}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Ralph Believe He Is Danger Dog|4 hours|the [[Wiggum House]]|char=[[Ralph]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Sarah Wiggum Be Ambivalent|4 hours|the [[Wiggum House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Sarah Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Eat Dog Food in the Kennel|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]] or [[Police Station]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lou Get Locked in the Kennel Too|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]],  [[Police Station]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Lou]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Eddie Get Locked in the Kennel Too|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]],  [[Police Station]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Eddie]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Watch it All on TV|4 hours|a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|20}}|colspan=2}}
+{{THT|{{Task|Collect Fire Hydrants|145}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Ralph Believe He Is Danger Dog|4 hours|the [[Wiggum House]]|char=[[Ralph]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Sarah Wiggum Be Ambivalent|4 hours|the [[Wiggum House]] or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Sarah Wiggum]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Wiggum Eat Dog Food in the Kennel|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]] or [[Police Station]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Lou Get Locked in the Kennel Too|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]], [[Police Station]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Lou]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Eddie Get Locked in the Kennel Too|4 hours|the [[No Kill Kennel]], [[Police Station]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Eddie]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Watch it All on TV|4 hours|a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|20}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Ralph Icon}}
 {{TB|Bad doggies! Bad doggies!}}

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 |update = {{TOCU|Dog Days}}
 |requirements =
-|characters =
+|characters = [[Wiggum]], [[Dog-proof Suit Wiggum]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}, [[Homer]]
-|optional =
+|optional = [[Quimby]], [[Les Moore]], [[Ralph]], [[Sarah Wiggum]], [[Lou]], [[Eddie]], [[Brockman]], See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |internal = AllBarkAndEvenMoreBite
 |id = 257011 - 257015
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 == Dialogue ==
 === Pt. 1 ===
-{{Table|
+{{Table|width=80%|
 {{THT|Between July 3, [[2022]] and July 20, 2022|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
@@ Line 206: / Line 206: @@
 {{TB|The only reward I require is a hot date with Kate Barkinsale!}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}<br>[[Neuterville City Hall]]|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Dog Days}}