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ArcherJAke: "Normal Mailer" should be a reference to the novelist "Norman Mailer"

2022-04-23T12:45:10Z

"Normal Mailer" should be a reference to the novelist "Norman Mailer"

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108.206.113.221 at 23:32, June 8, 2014

2014-06-08T23:32:34Z

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2013-06-27T12:01:17Z

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Adding social tools

FatHomer at 12:41, June 18, 2013

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 {{qf|Homer}} Bart, I know a father has no right to pry into the life of his ten-year-old son. But what's goin' on up here.
-{{qf|Bart}} I'm just spreadin' the ''Playdude'' philosophy. Hi-fis, {{W|Normal Mailer}} and gettin' some.
+{{qf|Bart}} I'm just spreadin' the ''Playdude'' philosophy. Hi-fis, {{W|Norman Mailer}} and gettin' some.
 {{qf|Homer}} Uh, um. What do you think "some" is?
 {{qf|Bart}} Uh... toys?

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 {{qf|Marge}} She is not!
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-{{qf|{{Ch|James Caan}}}} Hey, Bart, me and [[Edna Krabappel|Mrs. Krabappel]], uh, we're going to go play some "backgammon", if you know what I mean.
+{{qf|{{Ch|James Caan}}}} Hey, Bart, me and [[Mrs. Krabappel]], uh, we're going to go play some "backgammon", if you know what I mean.
 {{qf|Bart}} I don't, but I hope you win.
 {{qf|Edna}} Oh, he's gonna win.

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 {{qf|Marge}} It's going to be weird cooking without your tipsy father grabbing me from behind. But I think I'm up to it.
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-{{qf|{{Ap|Stuart|All's Fair in Oven War}}}} So, whatcha makin', Marge?
+{{qf|{{ap|Stuart|All's Fair in Oven War}}}} So, whatcha makin', Marge?
 {{qf|Marge}} Well, Stuart, I'm making a dessert that looks like a hot dog, but isn't.
 {{qf|Stuart}} You're making a tasty fake? ''[chuckles]'' That is so 90s. Why don't we move to [[Seattle]] and use slow modems.

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 {{qf|Mel}} Never!
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-:''[Bart and Milhouse are listening to Jazz]''
+:''[Bart and Milhouse are listening to Jazz.]''
 {{qf|Milhouse}} When do they start singing?
 {{qf|Bart}} Well, the [[Playdude]] Advisor says the music will get a stewardess to give you a layover.
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 {{qf|Ralph}} You only took a pretend bite.
 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} No, I'm eating it, look.
-:''[he swallows it with great difficulty]''
+:''[He swallows it with great difficulty.]''
 {{qf|Ralph}} Can you taste the thumbtacks?
 {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Aw, crap.
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-:''[Bart is dressed in a smoking jacket and carrying a pipe]''
+:''[Bart is dressed in a smoking jacket and carrying a pipe.]''
 {{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Haw Haw! Bart looks different today.
 {{qf|Bart}} Ah, Nelson. Your debonair wit reminds me of a young {{W|Mort Sahl}}.
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 {{qf|Marge}} Well, Stuart, I'm making a dessert that looks like a hot dog, but isn't.
 {{qf|Stuart}} You're making a tasty fake? ''[chuckles]'' That is so 90s. Why don't we move to [[Seattle]] and use slow modems.
-:''[several chefs laugh at Marge]''
+:''[Several chefs laugh at Marge.]''
 {{qf|[[Luigi Risotto]]}} Yo, Marge. Your recipe, she's-a pathetic!
 {{qf|Marge}} She is not!
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 {{qf|Homer}} But win the contest?
 {{qf|Lisa}} ''[weary]'' Yes.
-{{qf|Homer}} Woo-hoo! If Marge becomes [[Auntie Ovenfresh]], we'll meet all the food personalities. ''[Homer imagines himself at a swanky party with Marge and various food mascots]'' Look! It's [[Mr. Cashew]]... [[the Kobbler Dwarfs]]... [[Snip]], [[Crinkle]] and [[Poof]]! [[Twinkle the Kid]]! I love you! ''[he hugs Twinkie]''
+{{qf|Homer}} Woo-hoo! If Marge becomes [[Auntie Ovenfresh]], we'll meet all the food personalities. ''[Homer imagines himself at a swanky party with Marge and various food mascots]'' Look! It's [[Mr. Cashew]]... [[the Koobler Dwarfs]]... [[Snip]], [[Crinkle]] and [[Poof]]! Twinkle the Kid! I love you! ''[he hugs Twinkle]''
-{{qf|Twinkie}} Whoa, easy there pardner. ''[he hugs him harder and cream squeezes out of him]''
+{{qf|[[Twinkle]]}} Whoa, easy there pardner. ''[he hugs him harder and cream squeezes out of him]''
 {{qf|Homer}} Uh-oh.
 {{qf|Pringles-type man}} You killed him!
-{{qf|Kobbler Dwarf}} He was my world!
+{{qf|Koobler Dwarf}} He was my world!
 {{qf|Food icons}} ''[angrily]'' Blood for cream! Blood for cream!
 :''[back in the real world]''
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[angrily]'' Blood for cream! Blood for cream!
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-{{qf|Head judge}} Our two remaining dishes are "blackened dessert dogs" by Marge Simpson and "Armadillo a la Road" by [[Brandine]] No Last Name Given.
+{{qf|Head judge}} Our two remaining dishes are "blackened dessert dogs" by Marge Simpson and "Armadillo a la Road" by Brandine No Last Name Given.
 {{qf|Marge}} That was an entry? I thought it was garbage.
-{{qf|Brandine}} Just 'cause it was cooked in a garbage can don't make it garbage.
+{{qf|[[Brandine]]}} Just 'cause it was cooked in a garbage can don't make it garbage.
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 {{qf|Bart}} ''[reading from Playdude]'' Canned and frozen juices are more popular than ever these days. But, most bachelors we know would prefer to squeeze their own tomatoes.
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 {{qf|Marge}} Hey, plenty of kids are going to look up to me when I'm Auntie whatever it is. Right now, people just know me as the wife of the guy who doesn't go to work. Can't you understand that I need this?
 {{qf|Lisa}} I guess dad has to be my hero now.
-:''[she turns to see Bart huddled in the corner]''
+:''[She turns to see Bart huddled in the corner.]''
 {{qf|Bart}} Not if you know what he's been doing. ''[shudders]''
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 :'''Head judge:''' Our two remaining dishes are "blackened dessert dogs" by Marge Simpson and "Armadillo a la Road" by [[Brandine]] No Last Name Given.
-:'''Marge:''' That was an entry?
+:'''Marge:''' That was an entry? I thought it was garbage.
-:'''Brandine:''' Just 'cause it was cooked in a garbage can doesn't make it garbage.
+:'''Brandine:''' Just 'cause it was cooked in a garbage can don't make it garbage.
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 :'''Bart:''' ''[reading from Playdude]'' Canned and frozen juices are more popular than ever these days. But, most bachelors we know would prefer to squeeze their own tomatoes.

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 :'''Chief Wiggum:''' Listen here, Simpson. Your son has been exposing our kids to adult themes, unabashed dictionaries, and the lesser short fiction of {{W|John Cheever}}.
 :'''Homer:''' Adult themes? What are you talking about?
-:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' Well, my [[Rodd Flanders|Roddy]] told a joke about an octopus and a set of bagpipes, and the punchline implied that they fornicated.
+:'''[[Ned Flanders]]:''' Well, my [[Rod Flanders|Roddy]] told a joke about an octopus and a set of bagpipes, and the punchline implied that they fornicated.
 :'''Wiggum:''' Ralphie wants to go on the pill.
 :'''Homer:''' Stupid Bart. Heh heh heh heh heh heh. Bagpipes getting down with an octopus... that's classic.