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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Ain't No Mountain High Enough
|image =
|level = 40
|update = {{TOCU|Money Mountain}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Lisa]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Smithers]]
|optional =
|previous = [[Rolling in It]]
|next = {{TOQP|Mr. Moneybags|1}}
}}

'''Ain't No Mountain High Enough''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Money Mountain}} content update. It unlocks and upgrades the [[Money Mountain]].

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing [[Rolling in It]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns, I believe I've got the perfect project to spend your money on.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, too late, little girl – I've already found a project of my own.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Do you know those science fair projects where children build a paper-mache volcano?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|You're investing in children's science fairs?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Let me start again. You know that song that goes “Ain't No Mountain High Enough…”?}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
{{TB|Environmental activism? A center for the performing arts?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm building a mountain out of money. Maybe I should have just come out and said it from the start.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|So instead of using your vast wealth to improve society or invest in our future, you're just going to… pile it?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Now you've got it! And I was worried you wouldn't understand.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Lisa Sulk|60 minutes|the [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task|Place Mr. Burns's Money Mountain}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm, this is a little disappointing. Truth be told, my mountain looks more like a mole hill.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Excellent wordplay, sir.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Don't be a yes man, Smithers. I don't need another yes man on the payroll. Do you understand?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|…no?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Imbecile! I need to figure out what my mountain of money is missing.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Ah, of course. The money!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 10,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Bah! Look at that pitiful piling! Calling that a mountain is like calling any music made after 1790 music.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Well, the manual indicates that there are eleven levels of upgrades available for your money mountain.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Coming in at a staggering-to-most-but-not-to-you-sir total cost of $5,500,000.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|$5,500,000?! Just think of all the poor people you could feed with that money!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Little girl, you could have a career in comedy. Assuming you grow up to be a man and Jewish.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Also, I'm one of the richest men in the world. Why is a little girl always in my office?}}
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 15,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Kent Brockman, reporting live from what many have dubbed Mount Money, others Mt. Money.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Which I'm now being told is an abbreviation for the word mountain. More on that at 11.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Are we actually live?}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|No, that's just something reporters say. Although I wouldn't take my word for it. I'm a pretty shoddy reporter.}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|I've just been told that we are indeed live. So, Mr. Burns, why pile money?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Why not?}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Asked and answered. Did you ever consider doing something else with your money, like investing in real estate?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I figured I would cut out the middleman. Why use money to buy real estate when money can be real estate?}}
{{Tapped Out Brockman Icon}}
{{TB|Makes sense to this reporter.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|If you'll excuse me, it's time to contribute the contents of my piggy bank to this noble endeavor.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 25,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns, I vould like to secure ze film rights to your money mountain.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Intriguing. I've never been one to trust the followers of [[Thomas Edison|Edison]] but I hear moving pictures are an up and coming industry.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|What would this talkie be called?}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|This Mountain Is Made of Money and I Have a Gun.}}
{{Tapped Out Wolfcastle Icon}}
{{TB|It's a prequel to This Ocean Is Made of Quarters and I Have a Harpoon Gun.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 50,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 5|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns, I just learned of your, er, unique construction project. And I'm here to collect the city's landmark fee.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|My money mountain is its own jurisdiction. It even has its own zip code -- $$$$$.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|In that case, there is an out-of-jurisdiction landmark fee. To be paid to the nearest jurisdiction that has no legal authority to collect fees from your landmark.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|How do you sleep at night?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|Same way you do, on a pile of money.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 100,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 7 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 6|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I'm sorry to bother you Mr. Burns, but I can't but help notice all the money you've added to the money mountain.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|It's starting to look quite majestic, isn't it?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Yes, but the thing is… it's been quite a while since I got a raise. Three years ago to be exact.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|I know because it was the day before that giant meltdown I caused. I mean… did not prevent.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Well, I … er… was hoping maybe I could maybe have one now?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Do I look like I'm made of money?!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|No. But that money mountain of yours is. Maybe I could just take a few spare bills from the money eagle's nest?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|If I let you do that, where would I point to when making a joke about nest eggs?}}
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 300,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 8 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 7|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns, I've come here to humbly request you tear down this false idol before you invoke the wrath of an angry, righteous God.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Not even your puny God can stop me! This mountain will block out the sun!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|That sounds strangely familiar.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|I know a story of another soaring tribute to man's hubris. One that God tore asunder.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|The Shelbyville Aquarium. Mankind was never meant to walk below water.}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|Just walk through it while parted, and maybe walk on it.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well I have something every aquarium in this nation lacks -- MONEY!}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Perhaps you could donate just a little of it to the church. It'd be nice to replace those hymnals with something a little less pro-apartheid.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|I think instead I'll just build a church of my own on top of Mt. Money. A wealthier church that worships at the altar of Monty Burns!}}
{{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
{{TB|In that case… are you looking for a minister? I come with or without a family.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 500,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 9 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 8|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Smithers, hand me another sack with a dollar sign on it. This mountain's still not tall enough.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Sir, we're running dangerously low. On both sacks and the money within them.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I suppose I can launder the sacks, but the money is a more serious problem.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Mt. Money has pushed you into the red.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|The power plant is in shambles, and the employees haven't been paid in weeks!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|We were paying them?!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Rolling blackouts are affecting the whole town. Your hoarding of currency has sent the stock market into a tailspin.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|And no one's been home to feed your chinchilla for weeks!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|We were feeding him?!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Sir, you're becoming obsessed.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Was [[Howard Hughes]] obsessed? Was Ahab obsessed? Was John Hinckley obsessed?}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|…yes?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|What did I tell you about being a yes man? Get out of my sight!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 750,000 Money}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Wander Aimlessly|24 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 10 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 9|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Mr. Burns, you've got to stop. Not just for the town, but for yourself.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|How can I stop when I'm so close!?!}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Deadpan}}
{{TB|Have you heard the story of Icarus?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|No, but I'll pay you 20 bucks to not tell it to me.}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Deal.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 1,250,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 11 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 10|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|Hey hey! This mountain has more dead presidents on it than [[Mt. Rushmore]]!}}
{{Tapped Out Krusty Icon}}
{{TB|What you need is a living celebrity's face on it to make it stand out. May I humbly suggest my own?}}
{{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
{{TB|I'm conducting a neighborhood survey. What hours of the night would you say you sleep the heaviest?}}
{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
{{TB|This doesn't look like the hospital. Can you fix my blood?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Stop, stop, all of you stop! I refuse to be distracted when I'm so close! One last dump truck of money is all I need!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 2,500,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Level 36-40}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Ain't No Mountain High Enough
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Money Mountain Sidebar.png]]
 |level = 40
 |update = {{TOCU|Money Mountain}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Lisa]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Smithers]]
 |optional =
 |previous = [[Rolling in It]]
 |next = {{TOQP|Mr. Moneybags|1}}

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 {{Tapped Out Snake Icon}}
 {{TB|I'm conducting a neighborhood survey. What hours of the night would you say you sleep the heaviest?}}
-{{Tapped Out Moleman Icon}}
+{{Tapped Out Hans Moleman Icon}}
 {{TB|This doesn't look like the hospital. Can you fix my blood?}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}

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 {{TB|Ah, of course. The money!}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 10,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
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 {{TB|Also, I'm one of the richest men in the world. Why is a little girl always in my office?}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 15,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
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 {{TB|If you'll excuse me, it's time to contribute the contents of my piggy bank to this noble endeavor.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 25,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 118: / Line 121: @@
 {{TB|It's a prequel to This Ocean Is Made of Quarters and I Have a Harpoon Gun.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 50,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
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 {{TB|Same way you do, on a pile of money.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 100,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 158: / Line 163: @@
 {{TB|If I let you do that, where would I point to when making a joke about nest eggs?}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 300,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 185: / Line 191: @@
 {{TB|In that case... are you looking for a minister? I come with or without a family.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 500,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 218: / Line 225: @@
 {{TB|What did I tell you about being a yes man? Get out of my sight!}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 750,000 Money}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Smithers Wander Aimlessly|24 hours|the [[Control Building]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 235: / Line 243: @@
 {{TB|Deal.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 1,250,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
@@ Line 252: / Line 261: @@
 {{TB|Stop, stop, all of you stop! I refuse to be distracted when I'm so close! One last dump truck of money is all I need!}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 2,500,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
 }}
 {{Tapped Out Quests/Level 36-40}}

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 {{TB|You're investing in children's science fairs?}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
-{{TB|Let me start again. You know that song that goes “Ain't No Mountain High Enough…”?}}
+{{TB|Let me start again. You know that song that goes "Ain't No Mountain High Enough..."?}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Shocked}}
 {{TB|Environmental activism? A center for the performing arts?}}
@@ Line 32: / Line 32: @@
 {{TB|I'm building a mountain out of money. Maybe I should have just come out and said it from the start.}}
 {{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|So instead of using your vast wealth to improve society or invest in our future, you're just going to… pile it?}}
+{{TB|So instead of using your vast wealth to improve society or invest in our future, you're just going to... pile it?}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
 {{TB|Now you've got it! And I was worried you wouldn't understand.}}
@@ Line 49: / Line 49: @@
 {{TB|Don't be a yes man, Smithers. I don't need another yes man on the payroll. Do you understand?}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|…no?}}
+{{TB|...no?}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Imbecile! I need to figure out what my mountain of money is missing.}}
@@ Line 146: / Line 146: @@
 {{TB|It's starting to look quite majestic, isn't it?}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
-{{TB|Yes, but the thing is… it's been quite a while since I got a raise. Three years ago to be exact.}}
+{{TB|Yes, but the thing is... it's been quite a while since I got a raise. Three years ago to be exact.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
-{{TB|I know because it was the day before that giant meltdown I caused. I mean… did not prevent.}}
+{{TB|I know because it was the day before that giant meltdown I caused. I mean... did not prevent.}}
 {{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Scared}}
-{{TB|Well, I … er… was hoping maybe I could maybe have one now?}}
+{{TB|Well, I ... er... was hoping maybe I could maybe have one now?}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Do I look like I'm made of money?!}}
@@ Line 183: / Line 183: @@
 {{TB|I think instead I'll just build a church of my own on top of Mt. Money. A wealthier church that worships at the altar of Monty Burns!}}
 {{Tapped Out Rev. Lovejoy Icon}}
-{{TB|In that case… are you looking for a minister? I come with or without a family.}}
+{{TB|In that case... are you looking for a minister? I come with or without a family.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Make Mr. Burns Spend 500,000 Money}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 214: / Line 214: @@
 {{TB|Was [[Howard Hughes]] obsessed? Was Ahab obsessed? Was John Hinckley obsessed?}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|…yes?}}
+{{TB|...yes?}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|What did I tell you about being a yes man? Get out of my sight!}}