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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{qf|Ant <a href="/wiki/Ned_Flanders" title="Ned Flanders">Ned Flanders</a>}} Hi-diddly-ho, fellow insecterino! {{qf|Grasshopper <a href="/wiki/Homer" class="mw-redirect" title="Homer">Homer</a>}} Shut up, Flanders! I mean, ant. ---- {{qf|Fox <a href="/wiki/Moe_Szyslak" title="Moe Szyslak">Moe Szyslak</a>}} Grr...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|Ant [[Ned Flanders]]}} Hi-diddly-ho, fellow insecterino!<br /> {{qf|Grasshopper [[Homer]]}} Shut up, Flanders! I mean, ant.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Fox [[Moe Szyslak]]}} Grrr! Lousy stinking grapes! I'll gouge out your pits and make raisins of your children! Aw, they're probably sour.<br /> {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Wolf! Wolf!<br /> {{qf|Fox Moe}} Hey, I'm doin' a fable here!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Fox Moe}} These ain't sour at all. Now how am I gonna make wine out of 'em?<br /> {{qf|Grasshopper Homer}} If you're not going to eat those, can I have them? The ant's food really stinks.<br /> {{qf|Ant Ned}} I can hear you, Homer! I mean, grasshopper!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Bart}} What's wrong?<br /> {{qf|[[Santa's Little Helper]]}} I had a wonderful bone, but I saw a dog with another one in the water, and when I tried to bite it, I lost mine.<br /> {{qf|Fox Moe}} Holy [[Zeus]]! It's a talking dog!<br /> {{qf|Bart}} So? You're a talking fox.<br /> {{qf|Fox Moe}} Hey, you're right. That is pretty cool.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Homer|Greek}}}} ...And then the aliens fired their death rays, but what they didn't know was that the mole people had planned for this and...<br /> {{qf|[[Aesop]]}} Homer! Would you quit interrupting my fables?<br /> {{qf|Homer}} I was just trying to jazz them up! You're not playing well in the key 18-32 demographic.<br /> {{qf|[[Lindsey Naegle]]}} He's right, you know. I'm afraid we're going to have to give your spot to an infomercial.<br /> {{qf|Aesop}} But...<br /> {{qf|Lindsey Naegle}} Now, now! You can't have a Greek democracy without demographics.<br /> <br /> [[Category:Simpsons Comics stories quotes]]</div>

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