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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Treehouse of Horror XXIII|Gone Abie Gone}}

:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Springfielders are getting that sinking feeling as the dangerous sinkhole continues to expand.
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' While this sinkhole is larger than the Sarlacc pit which swallowed Boba Fett, it is smaller than the Geonosis battlerena where Jango Fett was beheaded by Mace Windu.
:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Weren't those two places about the same size?
:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' I didn't know this was an ambush!
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:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' So, just when my dad finishes his online degree in Sinkhole Engineering, they go and fill it in!
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Are the credits transferable?
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' No.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' That guy has a bone to pick with the Board of Regents.
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:'''[[Bart]]:''' What are you doing Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' What do you do Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Write stupid stuff on the chalkboard. And if you have any ideas, I'm really running out. Today's was "mousetraps are not slippers" or something. Now, what are you up to?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' A gentleman doesn't ask, and a lady doesn't tell.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Can I use that on the chalkboard?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I guess.
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Gentleman doesn't ask, lady doesn't tell. Now all I need is one for Martin Luther King Day.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer? How many samples did you sell?
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Uh... remember that Corvette I had?
:'''[[Marge]]:''' I thought they only paid $50 a trip.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Exactly. Well, we're all set. Let's make a Thad Supersperm Jr. With a name like that, he could be president.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' My husband and I have been snuggling six ways from Sunday... And let me tell you, a towel rack will not support your weight. But we aren't making a baby. I thought we should check to make sure Homer has... you know, working stuntmen in his cannon.
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' You were wise to check, Marge.
:'''[[Marge]]:''' What do you mean?
:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' Take a look at this.
:'''[[Homer]]:''' Ooh... X's for eyes.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Treehouse of Horror XXIII|Gone Abie Gone}}
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Springfielders are getting that sinking feeling ''(stops to laugh)'' as the dangerous sinkhole continues to expand.
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Springfielders are getting that sinking feeling ''[stops to laugh]'' as the dangerous sinkhole continues to expand.
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' While this sinkhole is larger than the Sarlacc pit which swallowed Boba Fett, it is smaller than the Geonosis battlerena where Jango Fett was beheaded by Mace Windu.
+{{qf|[[Comic Book Guy]]}} While this sinkhole is larger than the Sarlacc pit which swallowed [[Boba Fett]], it is smaller than the Geonosis battlerena where Jango Fett was beheaded by [[Mace Windu]].
-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Weren't those two places about the same size?
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} Weren't those two places about the same size?
-:'''[[Comic Book Guy]]:''' I didn't know this was an ambush!
+{{qf|Comic Book Guy}} I didn't know this was an ambush!
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-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' So, just when my dad finishes his online degree in Sinkhole Engineering, they go and fill it in!
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} So, just when my dad finishes his online degree in Sinkhole Engineering, they go and fill it in!
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Are the credits transferable?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Are the credits transferable?
-:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' No.
+{{qf|Milhouse}} No.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' That guy has a bone to pick with the Board of Regents.
+{{qf|Bart}} That guy has a bone to pick with the Board of Regents.
 ----
-:'''[[Otto]]:''' ''(sees Bart and Milhouse walking off)'' Well, if they're not taking the bus, neither I. ''(gets off the bus while it's still moving)''
+{{qf|[[Otto]]}} ''[sees Bart and Milhouse walking off]'' Well, if they're not taking the bus, neither I. ''(gets off the bus while it's still moving)''
-:'''[[Ralph]]:''' I'm going to an accident.
+{{qf|[[Ralph]]}} I'm going to an accident.
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' What are you doing Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?
+{{qf|Bart}} What are you doing Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' What do ''you'' do Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} What do ''you'' do Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Write stupid stuff on the chalkboard. And if you have any ideas, I'm really running out. Today's was "mousetraps are not slippers" or something. Now, what are you up to?
+{{qf|Bart}} Write stupid stuff on the chalkboard. And if you have any ideas, I'm really running out. Today's was "mousetraps are not slippers" or something. Now, what are you up to?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' A gentleman doesn't ask, and a lady doesn't tell.
+{{qf|Lisa}} A gentleman doesn't ask, and a lady doesn't tell.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Can I use that on the chalkboard?
+{{qf|Bart}} Can I use that on the chalkboard?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' I guess.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I guess.
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Gentleman doesn't ask, lady doesn't tell. Now all I need is one for Martin Luther King Day.
+{{qf|Bart}} Gentleman doesn't ask, lady doesn't tell. Now all I need is one for Martin Luther King Day.
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Homer? How many samples did you sell?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Homer? How many samples did you sell?
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Uh... remember that Corvette I had?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Uh... remember that Corvette I had?
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' I thought they only paid $50 a trip.
+{{qf|Marge}} I thought they only paid $50 a trip.
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Exactly. Well, we're all set. Let's make a Thad Supersperm Jr. With a name like that, he could be president.
+{{qf|Homer}} Exactly. Well, we're all set. Let's make a Thad Supersperm Jr. With a name like that, he could be president.
 ----
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' My husband and I have been snuggling six ways from Sunday... And let me tell you, a towel rack will not support your weight. But we aren't making a baby. I thought we should check to make sure Homer has... you know, working stuntmen in his cannon.
+{{qf|Marge}} My husband and I have been snuggling six ways from Sunday... And let me tell you, a towel rack will not support your weight. But we aren't making a baby. I thought we should check to make sure Homer has... you know, working stuntmen in his cannon.
-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' You were wise to check, Marge.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} You were wise to check, Marge.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' What do you mean?
+{{qf|Marge}} What do you mean?
-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]:''' ''(chuckles)'' Take a look at this. ''(shows them a microscope; Homer looks into it and sees lots of his sperm cells - represented as having his head, like in ''[[And Maggie Makes Three]]'' - dead, indicating to him being sterile)''
+{{qf|Dr. Hibbert}} ''[chuckles]'' Take a look at this. ''[shows them a microscope; Homer looks into it and sees lots of his sperm cells - represented as having his head, like in "[[And Maggie Makes Three]]" - dead, indicating to him being sterile]''
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' Ooh... X's for eyes.
+{{qf|Homer}} Ooh... X's for eyes.
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 :'''[[Otto]]:''' Well, if they're not taking the bus, neither I.
 :'''[[Ralph]]:''' I'm going to an accident.
 :'''[[Bart]]:''' What are you doing Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?
 :'''[[Lisa]]:''' What do you do Tuesdays and Thursdays after school?