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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = Abe the Toy Soldier
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Abe's in Toyland}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Grampa]]
|optional = See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
|previous = {{TOQPIO2|Abe's in Toyland|Intro}}
|next = {{TOQPIO2|Abe's in Toyland|Outro}}
|event = yes
}}

'''Abe the Toy Soldier''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Abe's in Toyland}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|Between December 25, [[2019]] and January 8, [[2020]]|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Death Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Look, you need to hurry up these stories. You’re supposed to be chewing coffin dirt by dawn.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Don’t get your ghoul underpants in a ghost knot, I’m getting there.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|World War Two was over. I had an honorable discharge from the Army, and a dishonorable discharge from a skin condition I picked up in Paris.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|The economy was booming, and every veteran was dating a nurse he’d kissed on V-J day.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|And yet America was threatened by internal Communist subversives from the USSR.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|We were headed towards a Christmas nightmare!}}
{{Tapped Out Death Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I know all about Christmas nightmares.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Toy Soldiers|50}} {{Task/Job|Make Grampa Tell Another Wild Tale|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} {{WWT|1}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|So there I was in 1950, looking for a job where I could use the skills I learned in the Army.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|But there wasn't much demand for potato peelers, despite my vast experience.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Then I got lucky!}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon}}
{{TB|Hey there, soldier, I work for Whiz Bang toys.}}
{{Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon}}
{{TB|We’re going to make some Army Man toy soldiers, and I’d like to use you as the model.}}
{{Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|We’ll pay you a penny for every thousand soldiers we sell.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Lemme just do the math… aw, too hard. I assume I’ll be rich!}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Toy Soldiers|100}} {{Task/Job|Make Grampa Model for Whiz-Bang Toys|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Whiz-Bang Toy Company]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Abe, you’re going to be a fantastic model for our Army Man toys.}}
{{Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon}}
{{TB|Now, take this rifle and imagine you’re pointing it at the enemy.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|My platoon lieutenant. Got it.}}
{{Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I mean, someone you actually killed.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|My platoon lieutenant. Got it.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Toy Soldiers|100}} {{Task/Job|Make Grampa Pose for Reference Shots|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Abe's Rainbow Statue]]|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You did a fantastic job posing for those toy soldiers, Abe. You’ve made Whiz Bang Toys very happy.}}
{{Tapped Out Federal Agent Icon}}
{{TB|And you’ve done a great service to your country.}}
{{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|For the first time ever! But how?}}
{{Tapped Out Federal Agent Icon}}
{{TB|I work for [[J. Edgar Hoover]] at the [[FBI]]. We’re going to use those toy soldiers to root out Communist infiltrators.}}
{{Tapped Out Federal Agent Icon}}
{{TB|Each one of them has a tiny radio transmitter inside. We’ll be able to hear everything that’s going on inside every home in America.}}
{{Tapped Out Federal Agent Icon}}
{{TB|As a patriotic American, can I count on you to keep quiet about this?}}
{{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}}
{{TB|Sir, it’s 1950. Which means I still trust the government.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Toy Soldiers|100}} {{Task/Job|Make Grampa Keep His Secret|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} {{WWT|1}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Well, I said I wouldn’t blab about the toys being designed to spy on ordinary Americans.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Startled}}
{{TB|But it turned out my girlfriend at the time was spying on me for the [[CIA]].}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|Lots of spying in those days. Anyway, she told her boss, who didn’t like the FBI stickin’ their noses into his business.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
{{TB|They confiscated and melted all the original Army Man soldiers. Whiz Bang had to make a new batch.}}
{{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Serious}}
{{TB|Which is why, instead of me, they look like Kirk Douglas.}}
{{THT|{{Task|Collect Toy Soldiers|100}} {{Task/Job|Make Grampa Save America From Intrusive Surveillance|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Philip Hefflin]]|colspan=2}}
}}

== Currency-earning jobs ==
{{Table|
{{THT|Task}}
{{TH|Character(s)}}
{{TH|Time}}
{{TH|Location(s)}}
{{TH|Reward|width=200px}}
{{TBT|Donate Old Toys}}
{{TB|[[Homer]], [[Lisa]], [[Bart]], [[Milhouse]], [[Ned]], [[Grampa]], [[Marge]], [[Moe]]}}
{{TRs|4h|2}}
{{TRs|[[Simpson House]]|2}}
{{TB|{{ToySol|5}}, {{XP|45}}}}
{{TBT|Carve Out Toy Soldiers}}
{{TB|[[Krusty the Christian]]}}
{{TB|{{ToySol|8}}, {{XP|70}}}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Abe's in Toyland}}

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 {{Tapped Out Quest
 |name = Abe the Toy Soldier
-|image =
+|image = [[File:Tapped Out Abe the Toy Soldier Sidebar.png]]
 |level = 5
 |update = {{TOCU|Abe's in Toyland}}
@@ Line 7: / Line 7: @@
 |characters = [[Grampa]]
 |optional = See [[#Currency-earning jobs|Currency-earning jobs]]
 |previous = {{TOQPIO2|Abe's in Toyland|Intro}}
 |next = {{TOQPIO2|Abe's in Toyland|Outro}}

@@ Line 19: / Line 19: @@
 {{THT|Between December 25, [[2019]] and January 8, [[2020]]|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Death Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Look, you need to hurry up these stories. You’re supposed to be chewing coffin dirt by dawn.}}
+{{TB|Look, you need to hurry up these stories. You're supposed to be chewing coffin dirt by dawn.}}
 {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Serious}}
-{{TB|Don’t get your ghoul underpants in a ghost knot, I’m getting there.}}
+{{TB|Don't get your ghoul underpants in a ghost knot, I'm getting there.}}
 {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 {{TB|World War Two was over. I had an honorable discharge from the Army, and a dishonorable discharge from a skin condition I picked up in Paris.}}
 {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
-{{TB|The economy was booming, and every veteran was dating a nurse he’d kissed on V-J day.}}
+{{TB|The economy was booming, and every veteran was dating a nurse he'd kissed on V-J day.}}
 {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Serious}}
 {{TB|And yet America was threatened by internal Communist subversives from the USSR.}}
@@ Line 49: / Line 49: @@
 {{TB|Hey there, soldier, I work for Whiz Bang toys.}}
 {{Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon}}
-{{TB|We’re going to make some Army Man toy soldiers, and I’d like to use you as the model.}}
+{{TB|We're going to make some Army Man toy soldiers, and I'd like to use you as the model.}}
 {{Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|We’ll pay you a penny for every thousand soldiers we sell.}}
+{{TB|We'll pay you a penny for every thousand soldiers we sell.}}
 {{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}}
-{{TB|Lemme just do the math… aw, too hard. I assume I’ll be rich!}}
+{{TB|Lemme just do the math... aw, too hard. I assume I'll be rich!}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Toy Soldiers|100}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Grampa Model for Whiz-Bang Toys|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>[[Whiz-Bang Toy Company]]|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 63: / Line 63: @@
 {{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 {{Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|Abe, you’re going to be a fantastic model for our Army Man toys.}}
+{{TB|Abe, you're going to be a fantastic model for our Army Man toys.}}
 {{Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon}}
-{{TB|Now, take this rifle and imagine you’re pointing it at the enemy.}}
+{{TB|Now, take this rifle and imagine you're pointing it at the enemy.}}
 {{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}}
 {{TB|My platoon lieutenant. Got it.}}
@@ Line 81: / Line 81: @@
 {{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
 {{Tapped Out Philip Hefflin Icon|Happy}}
-{{TB|You did a fantastic job posing for those toy soldiers, Abe. You’ve made Whiz Bang Toys very happy.}}
+{{TB|You did a fantastic job posing for those toy soldiers, Abe. You've made Whiz Bang Toys very happy.}}
 {{Tapped Out Federal Agent Icon}}
-{{TB|And you’ve done a great service to your country.}}
+{{TB|And you've done a great service to your country.}}
 {{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon|Surprised}}
 {{TB|For the first time ever! But how?}}
 {{Tapped Out Federal Agent Icon}}
-{{TB|I work for [[J. Edgar Hoover]] at the [[FBI]]. We’re going to use those toy soldiers to root out Communist infiltrators.}}
+{{TB|I work for [[J. Edgar Hoover]] at the [[FBI]]. We're going to use those toy soldiers to root out Communist infiltrators.}}
 {{Tapped Out Federal Agent Icon}}
-{{TB|Each one of them has a tiny radio transmitter inside. We’ll be able to hear everything that’s going on inside every home in America.}}
+{{TB|Each one of them has a tiny radio transmitter inside. We'll be able to hear everything that's going on inside every home in America.}}
 {{Tapped Out Federal Agent Icon}}
 {{TB|As a patriotic American, can I count on you to keep quiet about this?}}
 {{Tapped Out Young Grampa Simpson Icon}}
-{{TB|Sir, it’s 1950. Which means I still trust the government.}}
+{{TB|Sir, it's 1950. Which means I still trust the government.}}
 {{THT|{{Task|Collect Toy Soldiers|100}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Grampa Keep His Secret|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}<br>{{WWT|1}}|colspan=2}}
@@ Line 102: / Line 102: @@
 {{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
-{{TB|Well, I said I wouldn’t blab about the toys being designed to spy on ordinary Americans.}}
+{{TB|Well, I said I wouldn't blab about the toys being designed to spy on ordinary Americans.}}
 {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon|Startled}}
 {{TB|But it turned out my girlfriend at the time was spying on me for the [[CIA]].}}
 {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
-{{TB|Lots of spying in those days. Anyway, she told her boss, who didn’t like the FBI stickin’ their noses into his business.}}
+{{TB|Lots of spying in those days. Anyway, she told her boss, who didn't like the FBI stickin' their noses into his business.}}
 {{Tapped Out Grampa Icon}}
 {{TB|They confiscated and melted all the original Army Man soldiers. Whiz Bang had to make a new batch.}}