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</table>SolarBothttps://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=A_Very_Moist_Mystery&diff=1416787&oldid=prevSolar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = A Very Moist Mystery |image = x100px |level = 15 |update = {{TOCU|Splash and Burn}} |requirements = |cha..."2025-08-03T16:25:13Z<p>Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = A Very Moist Mystery |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Tapped_Out_Paul_Flart_Sidebar.png" title="File:Tapped Out Paul Flart Sidebar.png">x100px</a> |level = 15 |update = {{TOCU|Splash and Burn}} |requirements = |cha..."</p>
<p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br />
|name = A Very Moist Mystery<br />
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Paul Flart Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br />
|level = 15<br />
|update = {{TOCU|Splash and Burn}}<br />
|requirements = <br />
|characters = [[Paul Flart]]<br />
|optional = [[Wiggum]], [[Sea Captain]]<br />
|internal = AVeryMoistMystery<br />
|id = 258008 - 258012<br />
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'''A Very Moist Mystery''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Splash and Burn}} content update. It requires [[Paul Flart]] to be obtained.<br />
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== Dialogue ==<br />
=== Pt. 1 ===<br />
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{{THT|After tapping on Paul Flart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}<br />
{{TB|With the weekend rush over, and all the "repairs" completed, I guess you can finally relax.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Did you just put "repairs" in air quotes?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|Our "lawyers" said I'm legally required to.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Wait, why are you air quoting "lawyers"?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Oh, because no real lawyers want to work with us anymore. So technically our "lawyers" are just me looking stuff up on the internet.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Well, anyway, if there's nothing going on, we might as well enjoy a few water park perks!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}<br />
{{TB|We should check with the "HR Department" first.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Now you're air quoting "HR"? So are you doing that job too?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|No. We have an HR Department.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Paul Flart Enjoy Water Park Freebies|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Mr. Flart, a crime has been committed over by the Ankle Soaker!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Ugh, I've only gotten to go down Mt. Splashmore three hundred times…}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I guess water park crime never sleeps.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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=== Pt. 2 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Paul Flart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Flart, get over here! There's been a crime.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Why are you — WHOA! {{*}}slips and falls{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Guilty}}<br />
{{TB|Oh yeah, be careful when you walk. That happened to me, too. Luckily, I had Lou to fall on.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|And now I have a broken ankle.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br />
{{TB|It's not broken, it's sprained.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Anyway, someone stole all of your water park's non-slip mats! WHOOPS! {{*}}slips and falls{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lou Icon|Worried}}<br />
{{TB|My other ankle!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|If you're already here, Chief, what do you need me for?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sneaky}}<br />
{{TB|This isn't my jurisdiction, Flart. I handle land crimes. This is a water park crime, and you're the water park cop.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|That's not how that works.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Come on Lou, let's get some ice cream.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Paul Flart Look for Clues|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Eat Free Ice Cream|4 hours|[[Mt. Splashmore Slide]], [[Waterslide Tree]], [[Unoriginal Log Ride]], [[Water Show Fountain]], [[Klub Krusty Pool]], [[Danger Pool]], [[Squidport Entrance]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|I didn't find any clues, Chief. I have no leads!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Proud}}<br />
{{TB|Where you're going, you don't need leads.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|What does that mean?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|I don't know. But it sounded helpful in my head.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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=== Pt. 3 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Paul Flart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Okay, we've got no leads, no clues, no nothing. But clues are always tricky to find.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Maybe you should take a closer look at the crime scene?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|A closer look? Isn't that what we've been doing?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|No! All you've done is ride around the park on your scooter.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Scooting around is part of my process. It helps me think.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Paul Flart Look for Clues|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Wiggum Eat More Free Ice Cream|4 hours|[[Mt. Splashmore Slide]], [[Waterslide Tree]], [[Unoriginal Log Ride]], [[Water Show Fountain]], [[Klub Krusty Pool]], [[Danger Pool]], [[Squidport Entrance]], or the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Wiggum]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon}}<br />
{{TB|What's your theory on how the crime took place, Flart?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Examining the crime scene again, I would say that…the perpetrator was wet when they executed the heist!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Proud}}<br />
{{TB|Hmm, wet you say. That narrows the investigation considerably.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|But that conclusion is obvious. The non-slip mats were in a pool of water when they were stolen.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Ice Cream}}<br />
{{TB|Wow, Flart, you really are good!}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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=== Pt. 4 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Paul Flart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}picks up a fish scale{{*}} Oh, hey, look — an actual clue!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Obviously the mats were stolen by a fish.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Or…maybe someone who works with or around fish.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Wiggum Icon|Ice Cream}}<br />
{{TB|Hey, the Sea Captain knows a lot of fish. Maybe he has something to do with it?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Time to solve a crime!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Paul Flart Question the Sea Captain|4 hours|the [[Houseboat]], [[Squidport Entrance]], or [[Simpson House]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make the Sea Captain Provide a Fishy Alibi|4 hours|the [[Houseboat]], [[Squidport Entrance]], or [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Sea Captain]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Aghast}}<br />
{{TB|Why would I want to steal swim mats? What would be me motive?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Does your ship's deck ever get slippery?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}<br />
{{TB|'Tis always slippery.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Well, then there's your motive right there. You stole those mats and put them aboard your ship.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Fine. That actually is a good motive. But you're missin' one important fact: How did I steal them?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|You swam off with them!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Aghast}}<br />
{{TB|How would I be swimmin' with the mats…when I can't even swim!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|You can't swim? But you're Sea Captain.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|I have a peg leg and I only learned to swim "froggy style"…}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}<br />
{{TB|But you could have put a fin on your peg leg! Couldn't you?!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Look, I wasn't even at the water park the day of the crime, I was at the Squidport Comedy Barrel doin' their Open Mic Night.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|You do stand-up comedy?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}<br />
{{TB|No, I sing comedy sea shanties.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Singing}}<br />
{{TB|MY NAME IS HORATIO McCALLISTER COMMANDER OF QUEEN'S FORT GARRISON / WAY, HAUL AWAY, WE'LL HAUL, HORATIO}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Singing}}<br />
{{TB|BUT MOST CALL ME THE "WEIRD AL" OF SHANTIES AND I WELCOME THAT COMPARISON / WAY, HAUL AWAY, WE'LL HAUL, HORATIO!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|Wow, you're actually pretty good. Doing the chorus too — respect.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Thanks!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|You're still my prime suspect though.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Pt. 5 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Paul Flart's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|The Sea Captain's alibi checked out?! — WHOA! {{*}}slips and falls{{*}}}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Oh yeah, the replacement mats were also stolen.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Who is doing this?! We need a lead!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Before you go riding around on your scooter again, there's an actual trail of water leading away from the crime scene.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Finally — a trail! You're going down, unknown thief I haven't caught yet!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Paul Flart Follow the Trail|4 hours|[[Mt. Splashmore Slide]]}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|The trail leads to…King Snorky?!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|I should have guessed! It's always King Snorky!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out King Snorky Icon}}<br />
{{TB|It wasn't me! I swear on my mother's blowhole.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I don't know what that means, but it's very convincing. I believe you didn't do it.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|He's holding the mats behind his back!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out King Snorky Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Yeah, okay, you got me.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Why'd you do it, Snorky?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out King Snorky Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Do you know what these things go for online? As climate change destroys our coast, the sidewalks get slippery, and what's the first thing people need?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}<br />
{{TB|A moving truck to move away from the flooded coast?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out King Snorky Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Non-slip mats!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|Really? That seems like a stretch.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out King Snorky Icon}}<br />
{{TB|No, it's the real deal. I'm selling these babies for fifty apiece — and there's thousands of mats at this water park.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I'll look the other way for a fifty-percent cut.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out King Snorky Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Ten percent.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Deal! I'll take it!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Squeaky Voice Attendant Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|What about my share in all this?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out King Snorky Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Let me ask my other "secret" partner.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Give him five percent.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Paul Flart Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|I knew you had something to do with this.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon|Singing}}<br />
{{TB|HORATIO WAS A CRIMINAL, A TREASURE STEALING MISCREANT / WAY, HAUL AWAY, WE'LL STEAL THE HAUL, HORATIO!}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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