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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Hmm... taking things we need into the next life. What would archaeologists in the future think about us? This gives me an idea for the history hoedown!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Way to go, Lis... make something cool int a chore.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': No, it'll be fun. If I were a modern Egyptian queen, what modern things would I have in my burial chamber to take with me into the next life?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Cooties.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Seriously. I'd want a computer, books, my saxophone....
:'''[[Bart]]''': Zzzzzz.... bo-ring
:'''[[Lisa]]''': C'mon, Bart.... what would you want to take with you the next life?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Number one. With a bullet "Itchy and Scratchy" cartoons.
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Queen Cleopatra, please enjoy your complete classics library along with you very worn "Itchy and Scratchy" cartoon on a gigantic miniature plasma screen!
:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh, that's coming along so well, Lisa! I wouldn't be surprised if you win first prize at the history hoedown.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Thanks, mom.
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Hello, Mr. Flanders! I'm hoping you can contribute something to my queen Cleopatra modern afterlife burial chamber project.
:'''[[Ned]]''': Yes, my boys told me about that, and I have the perfect thing! My egg sucker broke... but with a dab of gold paint it looks like a little harp, doesn't it? The perfect instrument for any afterlife!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Thank you, Mr. Flanders!
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:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': I wasn't aware there was a new Malibu Stacy line available!
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Hello, Mr. Smithers. It's not a new line. I turned Stacy into queen Cleopatra for my history project.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': The costume is exquisite! How much?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': It's not for sale. I need all this for my presentation.
:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': In that case, may I take a picture? This really should be documented.
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Oh, why did I involve so many people in my simple dream? Why did L et my vanity take charge when Mr. Smithers took out his camera? I deserve to lose the history hoedown. I've been such a fool.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Wow. You might consider a career on the stage. Ms. Bernhardt.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Huh? Bart, I'm the victim here.
:'''[[Bart]]''': Question: Do you want to lie down and identify as a victim, or get up and kick butt?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Get up and kick butt

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-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Hmm... taking things we need into the next life. What would archaeologists in the future think about us? This gives me an idea for the history hoedown!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Way to go, Lis... make something cool int a chore.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Hmm... taking things we need into the next life. What would archaeologists in the future think about us? This gives me an idea for the history hoedown!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': No, it'll be fun. If I were a modern Egyptian queen, what modern things would I have in my burial chamber to take with me into the next life?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Way to go, Lis... make something cool int a chore.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Cooties.
+{{qf|Lisa}} No, it'll be fun. If I were a modern Egyptian queen, what modern things would I have in my burial chamber to take with me into the next life?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Seriously. I'd want a computer, books, my saxophone....
+{{qf|Bart}} Cooties.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Zzzzzz.... bo-ring
+{{qf|Lisa}} Seriously. I'd want a computer, books, my saxophone....
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': C'mon, Bart.... what would you want to take with you the next life?
+{{qf|Bart}} Zzzzzz.... bo-ring
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Number one. With a bullet "Itchy and Scratchy" cartoons.
+{{qf|Lisa}} C'mon, Bart.... what would you want to take with you the next life?
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Queen Cleopatra, please enjoy your complete classics library along with you very worn "Itchy and Scratchy" cartoon on a gigantic miniature plasma screen!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Queen Cleopatra, please enjoy your complete classics library along with you very worn "Itchy and Scratchy" cartoon on a gigantic miniature plasma screen!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Oh, that's coming along so well, Lisa! I wouldn't be surprised if you win first prize at the history hoedown.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Oh, that's coming along so well, Lisa! I wouldn't be surprised if you win first prize at the history hoedown.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Thanks, mom.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Thanks, mom.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Hello, Mr. Flanders! I'm hoping you can contribute something to my queen Cleopatra modern afterlife burial chamber project.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Hello, Mr. Flanders! I'm hoping you can contribute something to my queen Cleopatra modern afterlife burial chamber project.
-:'''[[Ned]]''': Yes, my boys told me about that, and I have the perfect thing! My egg sucker broke... but with a dab of gold paint it looks like a little harp, doesn't it? The perfect instrument for any afterlife!
+{{qf|[[Ned Flanders]]}} Yes, my boys told me about that, and I have the perfect thing! My egg sucker broke... but with a dab of gold paint it looks like a little harp, doesn't it? The perfect instrument for any afterlife!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Thank you, Mr. Flanders!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Thank you, Mr. Flanders!
 ----
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': I wasn't aware there was a new Malibu Stacy line available!
+{{qf|[[Waylon Smithers]]}} I wasn't aware there was a new Malibu Stacy line available!
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Hello, Mr. Smithers. It's not a new line. I turned Stacy into queen Cleopatra for my history project.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Hello, Mr. Smithers. It's not a new line. I turned Stacy into queen Cleopatra for my history project.
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': The costume is exquisite! How much?
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} The costume is exquisite! How much?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': It's not for sale. I need all this for my presentation.
+{{qf|Lisa}} It's not for sale. I need all this for my presentation.
-:'''[[Waylon Smithers]]''': In that case, may I take a picture? This really should be documented.
+{{qf|Waylon Smithers}} In that case, may I take a picture? This really should be documented.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Oh, why did I involve so many people in my simple dream? Why did L et my vanity take charge when Mr. Smithers took out his camera? I deserve to lose the history hoedown. I've been such a fool.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Oh, why did I involve so many people in my simple dream? Why did L et my vanity take charge when Mr. Smithers took out his camera? I deserve to lose the history hoedown. I've been such a fool.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Wow. You might consider a career on the stage. Ms. Bernhardt.
+{{qf|Bart}} Wow. You might consider a career on the stage. Ms. Bernhardt.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Huh? Bart, I'm the victim here.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Huh? Bart, I'm the victim here.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Question: Do you want to lie down and identify as a victim, or get up and kick butt?
+{{qf|Bart}} Question: Do you want to lie down and identify as a victim, or get up and kick butt?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Get up and kick butt
+{{qf|Lisa}} Get up and kick butt
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