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{{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer Goes to Prep School|Changing of the Guardian}}

:'''[[Edna]]:''' Children, we can no longer afford to use anything electric. However, we will still be able to watch today's film, thanks to the magic of potato power.
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:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' Look, the district can't afford to keep every school open, so all the kids will take a standardized test. Whichever school scores the lowest will be closed forever.
:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' So you're saying, if our kids don't pass this test, you're shutting down Springfield Elementary?
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:'''[[Homer]]:''' And I wish that Mr. Teeny gets a banana, that the Isotopes emerge from this season with a great blooper reel. I wish that wishing wells worked so I wasn't tossing my money away and that Marge loves me forever no matter what stupid things I do.
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:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Look, the thing is, it's more important to know how to take a test than knowing what's on it. So do the ones you know first. If you don't know one, guess "B" and move on. Now, what is the capital of Massachusetts?
:'''[[Bart]]:''' Uh, "B"?
:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Very good.
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Excuse me, you're that proctor that's shutting down my children's school.
:'''[[Department of Standardized Testing proctor]]:''' I don't shut anything down. People cut their own heads, and I just tip 'em into the basket.

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 {{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Children, we can no longer afford to use anything electric. However, we will still be able to watch today's film, thanks to the magic of potato power.

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 {{qf|[[Gary Chalmers]]}} Look, the district can't afford to keep every school open, so all the kids will take a standardized test. Whichever school scores the lowest will be closed forever.
-{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} So you're saying, if our kids don't pass this test, you're shutting down Springfield Elementary?
+{{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} So you're saying, if our kids don't pass this test, you're shutting down Springfield Elementary?
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 {{qf|[[Homer]]}} And I wish that Mr. Teeny gets a banana, that the Isotopes emerge from this season with a great blooper reel. I wish that wishing wells worked so I wasn't tossing my money away and that Marge loves me forever no matter what stupid things I do.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Homer Goes to Prep School|Changing of the Guardian}}
-:'''[[Edna]]:''' Children, we can no longer afford to use anything electric. However, we will still be able to watch today's film, thanks to the magic of potato power.
+{{qf|[[Edna Krabappel]]}} Children, we can no longer afford to use anything electric. However, we will still be able to watch today's film, thanks to the magic of potato power.
 ----
-:'''[[Gary Chalmers]]:''' Look, the district can't afford to keep every school open, so all the kids will take a standardized test. Whichever school scores the lowest will be closed forever.
+{{qf|[[Gary Chalmers]]}} Look, the district can't afford to keep every school open, so all the kids will take a standardized test. Whichever school scores the lowest will be closed forever.
-:'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' So you're saying, if our kids don't pass this test, you're shutting down Springfield Elementary?
+{{qf|[[Seymour Skinner]]}} So you're saying, if our kids don't pass this test, you're shutting down Springfield Elementary?
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-:'''[[Homer]]:''' And I wish that Mr. Teeny gets a banana, that the Isotopes emerge from this season with a great blooper reel. I wish that wishing wells worked so I wasn't tossing my money away and that Marge loves me forever no matter what stupid things I do.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} And I wish that Mr. Teeny gets a banana, that the Isotopes emerge from this season with a great blooper reel. I wish that wishing wells worked so I wasn't tossing my money away and that Marge loves me forever no matter what stupid things I do.
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-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Look, the thing is, it's more important to know how to take a test than knowing what's on it. So do the ones you know first. If you don't know one, guess "B" and move on. Now, what is the capital of Massachusetts?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Look, the thing is, it's more important to know how to take a test than knowing what's on it. So do the ones you know first. If you don't know one, guess "B" and move on. Now, what is the capital of Massachusetts?
-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Uh, "B"?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Uh, "B"?
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Very good.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Very good.
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-:'''[[Marge]]:''' Excuse me, you're that proctor that's shutting down my children's school.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Excuse me, you're that proctor that's shutting down my children's school.
-:'''[[Jennifer Clarkeson]]:''' I don't shut anything down. People cut their own heads, and I just tip 'em into the basket.
+{{qf|[[Jennifer Clarkeson]]}} I don't shut anything down. People cut their own heads, and I just tip 'em into the basket.
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