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 {{qf|Homer}} But those Old Springfield squares are just going to make you cut your hair, turn down your music, and wear frilly shirts like Keith Partridge.
-{{qf|{{ch|Roger Daltrey|Roger}}}} Keith Partridge? Who huddle.
+{{qf|{{Ch|Roger Daltrey|Roger}}}} Keith Partridge? Who huddle.
 :''[The band huddles to talk things over.]''
-{{qf|{{ch|John Entwistle|John}}}} We'll do it!
+{{qf|{{Ch|John Entwistle|John}}}} We'll do it!
 {{qf|Bart}} Yeah! ''[Homer and Bart high-five]''
 {{qf|John}} Just send the car for us.

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 {{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah?
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-{{qf|Homer}} (over Bart's loud music) Bart! Turn down your music, cut your hair, and wear a frilly skirt!
+{{qf|Homer}} But those Old Springfield squares are just going to make you cut your hair, turn down your music, and wear frilly shirts like Keith Partridge.
-{{qf|Bart}} Aw, man, is that really necessary? Especially the frilly skirt part...
+{{qf|{{ch|Roger Daltrey|Roger}}}} Keith Partridge? Who huddle.
-{{qf|Homer}} Of course it’s not necessary, otherwise you’d be doing it anyway and I wouldn’t need to tell you to do it! (shakes fist) Now do it!
+:''[The band huddles to talk things over.]''
-{{qf|Bart}} (reluctantly obeying) Aw, man...
+{{qf|{{ch|John Entwistle|John}}}} We'll do it!
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 {{qf|Kent Brockman}} The Who will be playing tonight at Springfield's historic Yahoo Search Engine Arena.

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 {{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah?
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-{{qf|Homer}} But those Old Springfield squares are just going to make you cut your hair, turn down your music, and wear frilly shirts like Keith Partridge.
+{{qf|Homer}} (over Bart's loud music) Bart! Turn down your music, cut your hair, and wear a frilly skirt!
-{{qf|{{ch|Roger Daltrey|Roger}}}} Keith Partridge? Who huddle.
+{{qf|Bart}} Aw, man, is that really necessary? Especially the frilly skirt part...
-:''[The band huddles to talk things over.]''
+{{qf|Homer}} Of course it’s not necessary, otherwise you’d be doing it anyway and I wouldn’t need to tell you to do it! (shakes fist) Now do it!
-{{qf|{{ch|John Entwistle|John}}}} We'll do it!
+{{qf|Bart}} (reluctantly obeying) Aw, man...
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 {{qf|Kent Brockman}} The Who will be playing tonight at Springfield's historic Yahoo Search Engine Arena.

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 {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Treehouse of Horror XI|Insane Clown Poppy}}
 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} Come on, Lis', there's gotta be a way to lure that badger out.
 {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Well, according to 'whatbadgerseat.com', Badgers subsist primarily on a diet of stoats, voles, and marmots.
 {{qf|Bart}} Hmm, stoats, stoats..
 {{qf|Lisa}} Stoats are weasels, Bart. They don't come in cans.
-{{qf|Bart}} Oh yeah, then what's this?
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh yeah, then what's this? ''[shows Lisa a corn can]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} That says corn, Bart.
 ----
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I think we should call a doctor about this
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I think we should call a doctor about this ''[lifts his shirt, revealing all his internal organs on the outside]''
 {{qf|Lisa}} How did the Badger do that without ripping your shirt!?
 {{qf|Homer}} What am I, a tailor?
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 {{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Scientists say they're also less attractive physically, and while we speak in a well-educated manner they tend to use lowbrow expressions like "Oh Yeah" and "C'mere a Minute".
-{{qf|Homer}} "Oh yeah? They think they're better than us? Bart, C'mere a minute!"
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah? They think they're better than us? Bart, C'mere a minute!
-{{qf|Bart}} "You c'mere a minute!"
+{{qf|Bart}} You c'mere a minute!
-{{qf|Homer}} "Oh yeah?"
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh yeah?
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 {{qf|Homer}} But those Old Springfield squares are just going to make you cut your hair, turn down your music, and wear frilly shirts like Keith Partridge.
 {{qf|{{ch|Roger Daltrey|Roger}}}} Keith Partridge? Who huddle.
-:''[the band huddles to talk things over]''
+:''[The band huddles to talk things over.]''
 {{qf|{{ch|John Entwistle|John}}}} We'll do it!
 {{qf|Bart}} Yeah! ''[Homer and Bart high-five]''
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 {{qf|Kent Brockman}} The Who will be playing tonight at Springfield's historic Yahoo Search Engine Arena.
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-:''[armed with a bottle of chloroform, Homer approaches a security guard]''
+:''[Armed with a bottle of chloroform, Homer approaches a security guard.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} I'll give you this bottle of chloroform if you take us to The Who!
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-{{qf|Homer}} Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse.
+{{qf|Homer}} Badger my ass, it's probably [[Milhouse]].
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 {{qf|[[Krusty]]}} I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out with a Beatle wig and a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed. His exact words.

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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' Come on, Lis', there's gotta be a way to lure that badger out.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Come on, Lis', there's gotta be a way to lure that badger out.
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Well, according to 'whatbadgerseat.com', Badgers subsist primarily on a diet of stoats, voles, and marmots.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Well, according to 'whatbadgerseat.com', Badgers subsist primarily on a diet of stoats, voles, and marmots.
-:'''Bart:''' Hmm, stoats, stoats..
+{{qf|Bart}} Hmm, stoats, stoats..
-:'''Lisa:''' Stoats are weasels, Bart. They don't come in cans.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Stoats are weasels, Bart. They don't come in cans.
-:'''Bart:''' Oh yeah, then what's this?
+{{qf|Bart}} Oh yeah, then what's this?
 :''[Bart shows Lisa a corn can]''
-:'''Lisa:''' That says corn, Bart.
+{{qf|Lisa}} That says corn, Bart.
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]:''' I think we should call a doctor about this
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} I think we should call a doctor about this
 :''[Homer lifts his shirt, revealing all his internal organs on the outside]''
-:'''Lisa:''' How did the Badger do that without ripping your shirt!?
+{{qf|Lisa}} How did the Badger do that without ripping your shirt!?
-:'''Homer:''' What am I, a tailor?
+{{qf|Homer}} What am I, a tailor?
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-:'''Homer:''' Area code!? But it's a local call.
+{{qf|Homer}} Area code!? But it's a local call.
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' The phone company ran out of numbers, so they split the city into two area codes. Half the town keeps the old 636 area code, and our half gets 939.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} The phone company ran out of numbers, so they split the city into two area codes. Half the town keeps the old 636 area code, and our half gets 939.
-:'''Homer:''' 939!!!?? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? Oh my life is ruined.
+{{qf|Homer}} 939!!!?? WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!? Oh my life is ruined.
-:'''Marge:''' Geez, you just have to remember three extra numbers.
+{{qf|Marge}} Geez, you just have to remember three extra numbers.
-:'''Homer:''' Oh if only it were that easy Marge.
+{{qf|Homer}} Oh if only it were that easy Marge.
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-:'''[[Kent Brockman]]:''' Scientists say they're also less attractive physically, and while we speak in a well-educated manner they tend to use lowbrow expressions like "Oh Yeah" and "C'mere a Minute".
+{{qf|[[Kent Brockman]]}} Scientists say they're also less attractive physically, and while we speak in a well-educated manner they tend to use lowbrow expressions like "Oh Yeah" and "C'mere a Minute".
-:'''Homer:''' "Oh yeah? They think they're better than us? Bart, C'mere a minute!"
+{{qf|Homer}} "Oh yeah? They think they're better than us? Bart, C'mere a minute!"
-:'''Bart:''' "You c'mere a minute!"
+{{qf|Bart}} "You c'mere a minute!"
-:'''Homer:''' "Oh yeah?"
+{{qf|Homer}} "Oh yeah?"
 ----
-:'''Homer:''' But those Old Springfield squares are just going to make you cut your hair, turn down your music, and wear frilly shirts like Keith Partridge.
+{{qf|Homer}} But those Old Springfield squares are just going to make you cut your hair, turn down your music, and wear frilly shirts like Keith Partridge.
-:'''{{ch|Roger Daltrey|Roger}}:''' Keith Partridge? Who huddle.
+{{qf|{{ch|Roger Daltrey|Roger}}}} Keith Partridge? Who huddle.
 :''[the band huddles to talk things over]''
-:'''{{ch|John Entwistle|John}}:''' We'll do it!
+{{qf|{{ch|John Entwistle|John}}}} We'll do it!
-:'''Bart:''' Yeah! ''[Homer and Bart high-five]''
+{{qf|Bart}} Yeah! ''[Homer and Bart high-five]''
-:'''John:''' Just send the car for us.
+{{qf|John}} Just send the car for us.
-:'''Homer:''' What, something wrong with your legs?
+{{qf|Homer}} What, something wrong with your legs?
-:'''Roger:''' You're right. The walk will do us good
+{{qf|Roger}} You're right. The walk will do us good
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-:'''Kent Brockman:''' The Who will be playing tonight at Springfield's historic Yahoo Search Engine Arena.
+{{qf|Kent Brockman}} The Who will be playing tonight at Springfield's historic Yahoo Search Engine Arena.
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 :''[armed with a bottle of chloroform, Homer approaches a security guard]''
-:'''Homer:''' I'll give you this bottle of chloroform if you take us to The Who!
+{{qf|Homer}} I'll give you this bottle of chloroform if you take us to The Who!
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-:'''Homer:''' Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse.
+{{qf|Homer}} Badger my ass, it's probably Milhouse.
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-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out with a Beatle wig and a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed. His exact words.
+{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} I opened for The Who at Woodstock. I came out with a Beatle wig and a ukulele. Hendrix said he almost plotzed. His exact words.
-:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]:''' ''[sarcastically]'' I never tire of THAT story.
+{{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} ''[sarcastically]'' I never tire of THAT story.
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-:'''[[Moe]]:''' Enough chit-chat, let's see how you like flaming garbage!
+{{qf|[[Moe]]}} Enough chit-chat, let's see how you like flaming garbage!
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-:'''Moe:''' Homer's right! We're gettin' the Joan Collins special!
+{{qf|Moe}} Homer's right! We're gettin' the Joan Collins special!
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-:'''Homer:''' I can't believe all those rats fled my town. Guess it's just us and the tumbleweed...
+{{qf|Homer}} I can't believe all those rats fled my town. Guess it's just us and the tumbleweed...
 {{Season 12|Q}}

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-:'''Homer''': But those Old Springfield squares are just going to make you cut your hair, turn down your music, and wear frilly shirts like Keith Partridge.
+:'''[[Bart]]:''' Come on, Lis', there's gotta be a way to lure that badger out.
-:'''{{ch|Roger Daltrey|Roger}}''': Keith Partridge? Who huddle.
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' Well, according to 'whatbadgerseat.com', Badgers subsist primarily on a diet of stoats, voles, and marmots.
-(the band huddles to talk things over)
+:'''Bart:''' Hmm, stoats, stoats..
-:'''{{ch|John Entwistle|John}}''': We'll do it!
+:'''Lisa:''' Stoats are weasels, Bart. They don't come in cans.
-:'''Bart''': Yeah! (Homer and Bart high-five)
+:'''Bart:''' Oh yeah, then what's this?
-:'''John''': Just send the car for us.
+:''[Bart shows Lisa a corn can]''
-:'''Homer''': What, something wrong with your legs?
+:'''Lisa:''' That says corn, Bart.
-:'''Roger''': You're right. The walk will do us good
+----
 {{Season 12|Q}}

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 :''''[[Kent Brockman]]''': Scientists say they're also less attractive physically, and while we speak in a well-educated manner they tend to use lowbrow expressions like "Oh Yeah" and "C'mere a Minute".
-:'''[[Homer]]''': "Oh yeah? They think they're better than us? Bart, C'mere a minute!"
+:'''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]''': "Oh yeah? They think they're better than us? Bart, C'mere a minute!"
-:'''[[Bart]]''': "You c'mere a minute!"
+:'''[[Bart Simpson|Bart]]''': "You c'mere a minute!"
 :'''Homer''': "Oh yeah?"
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 :'''Homer''': But those Old Springfield squares are just going to make you cut your hair, turn down your music, and wear frilly shirts like Keith Partridge.
-:'''[[Roger]]''': Keith Partridge? Who huddle.
+:'''{{ch|Roger Daltrey|Roger}}''': Keith Partridge? Who huddle.
 (the band huddles to talk things over)
-:'''[[John]]''': We'll do it!
+:'''{{ch|John Entwistle|John}}''': We'll do it!
 :'''Bart''': Yeah! (Homer and Bart high-five)
 :'''John''': Just send the car for us.