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:'''[[Bart]]''': Mom, are you sure Homer's Lisa's father?
:'''[[Marge]]''': Of course. What kind of question is that?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Then why are Lisa and I so different? I mean, It's not like I'm stupid or anything. But she thinks school is the greatest, and I wait for the three O'clock bell like... like a... a kid waiting for class to let out.
:'''[[Marge]]''': If the difference bothers you, then you could try to be more like her.
:'''[[Bart]]''': No way! I want her to be more like me!" Drop the bar a few feet! Stop making me look like family loser.
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:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]''': Here is your assigned pen pal packet.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Thank you, Miss Hoover.
:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]''': Remember this is a punishment. You are not to enjoy it.
:'''[[Lisa]]''': Yes, ma'am.
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': I see you got your packet too, Bart.
:'''[[Bart]]''': So what?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': What country is your pen pal from?
:'''[[Bart]]''': None-of-your-beeswaxylavnia.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Is that near Turkey?
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:'''[[Homer]]''': Is that homework, boy?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Sure is, dad. I'm writing to Khazgulah, my foreign pen pal. I'm telling him what I ded in school today.
:'''[[Homer]]''': I had a foreign pen pal when I was a boy.
:'''[[Bart]]''': What country was he from?
:'''[[Homer]]''': Michigan. What a different world they live in.
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:'''[[Lisa]]''': Wait a minute... you said your pen pal is from Zszsbec!
:'''[[Bart]]''': I did?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': That's the village across the river from Salucca's
:'''[[Bart]]''': What a co-winkydinik, huh?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': You and disaster are never a co-winkydink, Bart. Show me your letter!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Um... maybe later, okay?
:'''[[Lisa]]''': I knew it!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Mom!

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-:'''[[Bart]]''': Mom, are you sure Homer's Lisa's father?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Mom, are you sure Homer's Lisa's father?
-:'''[[Marge]]''': Of course. What kind of question is that?
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} Of course. What kind of question is that?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Then why are Lisa and I so different? I mean, It's not like I'm stupid or anything. But she thinks school is the greatest, and I wait for the three O'clock bell like... like a... a kid waiting for class to let out.
+{{qf|Bart}} Then why are Lisa and I so different? I mean, It's not like I'm stupid or anything. But she thinks school is the greatest, and I wait for the three O'clock bell like... like a... a kid waiting for class to let out.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': If the difference bothers you, then you could try to be more like her.
+{{qf|Marge}} If the difference bothers you, then you could try to be more like her.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': No way! I want her to be more like me!" Drop the bar a few feet! Stop making me look like family loser.
+{{qf|Bart}} No way! I want her to be more like me!" Drop the bar a few feet! Stop making me look like family loser.
 ----
-:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]''': Here is your assigned pen pal packet.
+{{qf|[[Ms. Hoover]]}} Here is your assigned pen pal packet.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Thank you, Miss Hoover.
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Thank you, Miss Hoover.
-:'''[[Ms. Hoover]]''': Remember this is a punishment. You are not to enjoy it.
+{{qf|Ms. Hoover}} Remember this is a punishment. You are not to enjoy it.
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Yes, ma'am.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Yes, ma'am.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I see you got your packet too, Bart.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I see you got your packet too, Bart.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': So what?
+{{qf|Bart}} So what?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': What country is your pen pal from?
+{{qf|Lisa}} What country is your pen pal from?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': None-of-your-beeswaxylavnia.
+{{qf|Bart}} None-of-your-beeswaxylavnia.
-:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Is that near Turkey?
+{{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} Is that near Turkey?
 ----
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Is that homework, boy?
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} Is that homework, boy?
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Sure is, dad. I'm writing to Khazgulah, my foreign pen pal. I'm telling him what I ded in school today.
+{{qf|Bart}} Sure is, dad. I'm writing to Khazgulah, my foreign pen pal. I'm telling him what I ded in school today.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': I had a foreign pen pal when I was a boy.
+{{qf|Homer}} I had a foreign pen pal when I was a boy.
-:'''[[Bart]]''': What country was he from?
+{{qf|Bart}} What country was he from?
-:'''[[Homer]]''': Michigan. What a different world they live in.
+{{qf|Homer}} Michigan. What a different world they live in.
 ----
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': Wait a minute... you said your pen pal is from Zszsbec!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Wait a minute... you said your pen pal is from Zszsbec!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': I did?
+{{qf|Bart}} I did?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': That's the village across the river from Salucca's
+{{qf|Lisa}} That's the village across the river from Salucca's
-:'''[[Bart]]''': What a co-winkydinik, huh?
+{{qf|Bart}} What a co-winkydinik, huh?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': You and disaster are never a co-winkydink, Bart. Show me your letter!
+{{qf|Lisa}} You and disaster are never a co-winkydink, Bart. Show me your letter!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Um... maybe later, okay?
+{{qf|Bart}} Um... maybe later, okay?
-:'''[[Lisa]]''': I knew it!
+{{qf|Lisa}} I knew it!
-:'''[[Bart]]''': Mom!
+{{qf|Bart}} Mom!