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|name = "A Star Is Torn (Medley)"
|image =
|singers = [[Dan Castellaneta]] [[Yeardley Smith]] [[Harry Shearer]] [[Tress MacNeille]] [[Hank Azaria]]
|characters = [[Homer Simpson]] [[Lisa Simpson]] [[Sideshow Mel]] [[Lenny Leonard]] [[Krusty the Clown]] [[Cameron]] [[Carl Carlson]]
|length = 4:31
|writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]] '''Lyrics:''' [[Carolyn Omine]]
|album = ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''
|appearance =
}}

'''"A Star Is Torn (Medley)"''' is a track from ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''. It is the twenty-eighth track on the album and consists of the songs "[[I'm Talkin' Springfield]]", "[[My Kitty Died]]", "[[Always My Dad]]" and "[[Privileged Boy]]" from the episode "[[A Star Is Torn]]".

== Lyrics ==
=== I'm Talking' Springfield ===
:'''[[Homer]]:'''
:''Here you go, honey. Sing this.''

:'''[[Lisa]]:'''
:''How did you write a song so quickly?''

:'''Homer:'''
:''Much of the tune is plagiarized. Now go, go, go!''

:'''Lisa:'''
:I've been to [[Paris]] and [[London]],
:And [[Tokyo]] town,
:But one crazy 'berg,
:Has 'em all beat hands down.

:'''[[Sideshow Mel]]:'''
:''[[Jacksonville]]?''

:'''Lisa:'''
:I'm talkin' [[Springfield]]!
:You can buy chimichangas.
:Talkin' Springfield!
:The chicks with fake gazongas?

:There's tires on fire,
:A guy named [[Apu]],
:And [[Seymour Skinner|Skinner]] and [[Abraham Simpson|Grampa]],
:And old [[Disco Stu]].
:Did I forget to mention you?

:'''[[Lenny]]:'''
:''"You"? That's me!''

:'''Lisa:'''
:I'm talkin' Springfield
:Where nobody sucks!
:...Except for [[Ned Flanders|Flanders]]...

:''[cheers and applause]''

:'''[[Krusty]]:'''
:''Aaaah! I get it, I get it! She's good! Looks like they love ya, kid. And the audience is always right! I wish I could say the same about my stockbroker.''

=== My Kitty Died ===
:'''Homer:'''
:''Don't worry, honey. The song I wrote you is so shmaltzy, it'll make "Moon River" sound like a farting orangutan!''

:'''Lisa''' [sadly]:
:My kitty died
:[[Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire|On Christmas Eve]].
:Daddy told me to be brave.
:But instead of singing carols,
:I was digging [[Snowball I|Snowball]]'s grave.

:''[everyone sobs]''

:'''Lenny:'''
:''Oh God, I miss Lisa's cat so much.''

=== Always My Dad ===
:'''Krusty:'''
:''This is our final night. Thirty contestants have already fallen through our Buzz Cola trap door.''

:''[kids make agonized moans]''

:'''Krusty:'''
:''Hey! You're supposed to clean this out every night! Whaddaya mean, talk to your shop steward? Eh. Now let's welcome the first of our two finalists... Lisa Simpson!''

:'''Lisa:'''
:''Ladies and gentlemen, I have a confession to make. I didn't have my usual songwriter tonight, so I took a stab at writing my own song. Something that expresses what's really in my heart. Bernie, if you please.''

:I'm in the final two,
:I should be happy.
:But all I want to do,
:Is spend more time,
:With my pappy.

:Now that you're gone, Dad,
:I miss you so much.
:And your threats against teamsters,
:And techies and such.

:Your management style,
:Is like Attila the Hun.
:You were vicious, malicious,
:But you got the job done.

:I'm sorry I hurt you,
:Now please don't be sad.
:You're no longer my coach,
:But you're always my dad.

:''[audience cheers and applauds]''

:'''Krusty:'''
:''Even the Applause-O-Meter is crying. Oh God, that's battery acid! Oh, ooh, oww!''

=== Privileged Boy ===
:'''Homer:'''
:''Look, Cameron's about to sing the song I wrote for him! [chuckles] He's about to learn the most important lesson in the music business: Don't trust people in the music business.''

:'''Cameron:'''
:I'm a privileged boy,
:It's great, I gotta tell ya!
:Privileged boy,
:My dad can buy and sell ya!

:It really doesn't matter,
:That you're on the list in front of me,
:I'm gonna get your table,
:'Cuz I always tip the maitre d'.

:And then I'll go to Yale,
:Because I am a legacy!
:I'm better than you!

:''[audience boos]''

:'''[[Carl]]:'''
:''You suck, Johnny Rainbow!''

:'''Lenny:'''
:''I believed in you!''

== Appearances ==
*{{alb|The Simpsons: Testify}}

{{The Simpsons Testify}}

[[Category:Medleys]]
[[Category:Songs by Homer]]
[[Category:Songs by Lisa]]
[[Category:Songs by Lenny]]
[[Category:Songs by Sideshow Mel]]
[[Category:Songs by Krusty]]
[[Category:Songs by Carl]]
[[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]]
[[Category:Songs by Yeardley Smith]]
[[Category:Songs by Harry Shearer]]
[[Category:Songs by Tress MacNeille]]
[[Category:Songs by Hank Azaria]]

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A Star Is Torn (Medley) - Revision history

Solar Dragon at 11:48, October 22, 2019

Solar Dragon: /* Lyrics */

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Song |name = "A Star Is Torn (Medley)" |image = |singers = Dan CastellanetaYeardley SmithHarry ShearerTress MacNeilleHank Azaria |charac..."

Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Song |name = "A Star Is Torn (Medley)" |image = |singers = Dan Castellaneta
Yeardley Smith
Harry Shearer
Tress MacNeille
Hank Azaria |charac..."