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Solar Dragon at 17:06, July 10, 2020

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Solar Dragon at 17:22, February 7, 2020

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Nick97 at 01:26, December 6, 2012

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 {{qf|Bart}} Yeah, 'cause we're through with vegetables. From now on, I'm only eating food that I know had a soul.
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-{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} The winner will be animated into an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon! So enter today -- especially if you're a funny-looking kid who doesn't know he sucks!
+{{qf|[[Krusty the Clown]]}} The winner will be animated into an Itchy and Scratchy cartoon! So enter today—especially if you're a funny-looking kid who doesn't know he sucks!
 {{qf|[[Milhouse]]}} ''[runs to the phone]'' I'm-a comin', Krusty!
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-{{qf|[[Bart]]}} From now on, I'm only eating food that I know had a soul.
+:''[Apu is being robbed]''
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-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} He's about to learn the most important lesson in the music business: don't trust people in the music business.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} No fair, Lisa didn't get sick.
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-{{qf|Homer}} ''[to Lisa]'' Do you know how many hours I had to work? How many people I had to yell at? How many tires I had to slash?
+{{qf|Homer}} Lisa sings so sweetly and Bart is my pillow... everyone's good for something.
-{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} No one told you to yell and slash!
+----
-{{qf|Homer}} It's called schmoozing!
+{{qf|Lisa}} Looks like you guys are on the mend.
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-{{qf|Homer}} We're going to write and sing our way out of this God-forsaken hell hole.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I really do like working with you, Dad. Will you keep helping me?
-{{qf|[[Marge]]}} But your song said you liked [[Springfield]]?
+{{qf|Homer}} Of course, Sweetie. You and I are gonna write and sing our way out of this godforsaken Hellhole.
 {{qf|Homer}} I wrote it about [[Shelbyville]], then changed the names.
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-{{qf|Homer}} ''[to Lisa]'' The song I wrote for you is so schmaltzy it makes "Moon River" sound like a farting orangutan.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I really appreciate your taking such an interest in me, Dad.
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-:''[While Apu is being robbed.]''
+{{qf|Marge}} Homie, I'm worried you're turning into some kind of super koo-koo stage mother.
-{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Call the police.
+{{qf|Bart}} Yeah. For once, couldn't you just turn into a good father? Would that be so hard?
-{{qf|Homer}} I need change for a dollar.
+----
-{{qf|Apu}} No change without purchase.
+{{qf|Homer}} You love sausage but you hate to see it getting made.
-{{qf|Homer}} What's the cheapest thing you've got.
+{{qf|Lisa}} I don't like sausage.
-{{qf|Apu}} A 2-ounce pack of chips. $5.99.
+{{qf|Homer}} Then would you like to see it getting made?
-{{qf|Homer}} $5.99, what a rip-off! Someone should shoot you.
+----
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-{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Every week, we eliminate one contestant based on the votes cast by you, the audience.
+{{qf|Homer}} I'm not Mr. Simpson. That ship has sailed. I'm Colonel Cool! And I'm the Captain on this rocket to the stars.
-{{qf|TV announcer}} Disclaimer: All ballots were lost and vote totals made up.
+{{qf|Bart}} So, are you a Colonel or a Captain?
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-{{qf|[[Krusty's Li'l Starmaker]] commercial announcer}} We're not affiliated with ''[[American Idol]]''. We've never even heard of American Idol.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, you know the best part about this whole thing has been the time we've spent together. I don't care if I win, just as long as you're in my corner again.
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-{{qf|Lisa}} That's [[Cameron]]. Girls go crazy over him. He's cute, unthreatening, and his smile brought a puppy back to life.
+{{qf|Lisa}} Dad, you sabotaged Cameron for me!
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 {{qf|Homer}} ''[to Lisa]'' The song I wrote for you is so schmaltzy it makes "Moon River" sound like a farting orangutan.
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-:''[While Apu is being robbed]''
+:''[While Apu is being robbed.]''
 {{qf|[[Apu]]}} Call the police.
 {{qf|Homer}} I need change for a dollar.
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 {{qf|Lisa}} That's [[Cameron]]. Girls go crazy over him. He's cute, unthreatening, and his smile brought a puppy back to life.
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-:'''[[Bart]]:''' From now on, I'm only eating food that I know had a soul.
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} From now on, I'm only eating food that I know had a soul.
 ----
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} He's about to learn the most important lesson in the music business: don't trust people in the music business.
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+{{qf|Homer}} ''[to Lisa]'' Do you know how many hours I had to work? How many people I had to yell at? How many tires I had to slash?
-:'''Homer:''' ''[to Lisa]'' Do you know how many hours I had to work? How many people I had to yell at? How many tires I had to slash?
+{{qf|[[Lisa]]}} No one told you to yell and slash!
-:'''[[Lisa]]:''' No one told you to yell and slash!
+{{qf|Homer}} It's called schmoozing!
 ----
+{{qf|Homer}} We're going to write and sing our way out of this God-forsaken hell hole.
-:'''Homer:''' We're going to write and sing our way out of this God-forsaken hell hole.
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} But your song said you liked [[Springfield]]?
-:'''[[Marge]]:''' But your song said you liked [[Springfield]]?
+{{qf|Homer}} I wrote it about [[Shelbyville]], then changed the names.
 ----
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[to Lisa]'' The song I wrote for you is so schmaltzy it makes "Moon River" sound like a farting orangutan.
 ----
 :''[While Apu is being robbed]''
-:'''[[Apu]]:''' Call the police.
+{{qf|[[Apu]]}} Call the police.
-:'''Homer:''' I need change for a dollar.
+{{qf|Homer}} I need change for a dollar.
-:'''Apu:''' No change without purchase.
+{{qf|Apu}} No change without purchase.
-:'''Homer:''' What's the cheapest thing you've got.
+{{qf|Homer}} What's the cheapest thing you've got.
-:'''Apu:''' A 2-ounce pack of chips. $5.99.
+{{qf|Apu}} A 2-ounce pack of chips. $5.99.
-:'''Homer:''' $5.99, what a rip-off! Someone should shoot you.
+{{qf|Homer}} $5.99, what a rip-off! Someone should shoot you.
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+{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Every week, we eliminate one contestant based on the votes cast by you, the audience.
-:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Every week, we eliminate one contestant based on the votes cast by you, the audience.
+{{qf|TV announcer}} Disclaimer: All ballots were lost and vote totals made up.
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+{{qf|[[Krusty's Li'l Starmaker]] commercial announcer}} We're not affiliated with ''[[American Idol]]''. We've never even heard of American Idol.
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+{{qf|Lisa}} That's [[Cameron]]. Girls go crazy over him. He's cute, unthreatening, and his smile brought a puppy back to life.
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-:'''[[Li’l Starmaker]] commercial announcer:''' We're not affiliated with ''[[American Idol]]''. We've never even heard of American Idol.
+:'''[[Krusty's Li'l Starmaker]] commercial announcer:''' We're not affiliated with ''[[American Idol]]''. We've never even heard of American Idol.
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-:'''[[Homer]]''': He's about to learn the most important lesson in the music business: don't trust people in the music business.
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-:'''Homer''' [to Lisa]: Do you know how many hours I had to work? How many people I had to yell at? How many tires I had to slash?
-:'''Lisa''': No one told you to yell and slash!
+:'''Homer:''' ''[to Lisa]'' Do you know how many hours I had to work? How many people I had to yell at? How many tires I had to slash?
-:'''Homer''': It's called schmoozing!
+:'''[[Lisa]]:''' No one told you to yell and slash!
 ----
-:'''Homer''': We're going to write and sing our way out of this God-forsaken hell hole.
-:'''[[Marge]]''': But your song said you liked [[Springfield]]?
+:'''Homer:''' We're going to write and sing our way out of this God-forsaken hell hole.
-:'''Homer''': I wrote it about [[Shelbyville]], then changed the names.
+:'''[[Marge]]:''' But your song said you liked [[Springfield]]?
 ----
-:'''Homer''' [to Lisa]: The song I wrote for you is so schmaltzy it makes "Moon River" sound like a farting orangutan.
 ----
-:(While [[Apu]] is being robbed)
-:'''Apu''': Call the police.
+:''[While Apu is being robbed]''
-:'''Homer''': I need change for a dollar.
+:'''[[Apu]]:''' Call the police.
-:'''Apu''': No change without purchase.
+:'''Homer:''' I need change for a dollar.
-:'''Homer''': What's the cheapest thing you've got.
+:'''Apu:''' No change without purchase.
-:'''Apu''': A 2-ounce pack of chips. $5.99.
+:'''Homer:''' What's the cheapest thing you've got.
-:'''Homer''': $5.99, what a rip-off! Someone should shoot you.
+:'''Apu:''' A 2-ounce pack of chips. $5.99.
 ----
-:'''[[Krusty]]''': Every week, we eliminate one contestant based on the votes cast by you, the audience.
-:'''TV announcer''': Disclaimer: All ballots were lost and vote totals made up.
+:'''[[Krusty]]:''' Every week, we eliminate one contestant based on the votes cast by you, the audience.
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-:'''[[Lil' Starmaker]] commercial announcer''': We're not affiliated with [[American Idol]]. We've never even heard of American Idol.
-----
+:'''[[Li’l Starmaker]] commercial announcer:''' We're not affiliated with ''[[American Idol]]''. We've never even heard of American Idol.
-:'''Lisa''': That's [[Cameron]]. Girls go crazy over him. He's cute, unthreatening, and his smile brought a puppy back to life.
 ----
 {{Season 16|Q}}