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@@ Line 31: / Line 31: @@
 {{qf|Patty}} "Who else?"
 :''[Homer whispers into Jay's ear.]''
-{{qf|Jay}} Oh. [[MacGyver]]'s gay.
+{{qf|Jay}} Oh. [[Angus MacGyver|MacGyver]]'s gay.
 :''[Patty and Selma growl and advance on Jay, who cowers from them. Homer giggles.]''
 :''[The scene shifts to outside. Jay has been stripped to his underwear and is dangling from the rain gutter by the waistband of his shorts.]''

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 {{qf|Marge}} Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, Homer.
 {{qf|Jay}} Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane. ''[to Homer]'' And this must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil.
-{{qf|[[Homer]]}} It was a {{w|Gummi Bear}}.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} It was a {{W|Gummi Bear}}.
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 :''[Preparing to make his movie for the film festival, [[Mr. Burns]] meets with Señor Spielbergo, his director.]''
-{{qf|Burns}} Listen, Señor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what [[Steven Spielberg|Spielberg]] did for {{w|Oskar Schindler}}.
+{{qf|Burns}} Listen, Señor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what [[Steven Spielberg|Spielberg]] did for {{W|Oskar Schindler}}.
 {{qf|[[Señor Spielbergo|Spielbergo]]}} ''[looking doubtful]'' Er, Schindler es bueno. Señor Burns es el diablo.
 {{qf|Burns}} Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine '''worked''', dammit! Now go out there and win me that festival!
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 {{qf|[[Patty]]}} Okay, Sherman, you're a movie expert.
 {{qf|[[Selma]]}} So tell us. Who's gay?
-{{qf|Jay}} Oh, I don't know ... ''[mumbling]'' {{ch|Harvey Fierstein}}.
+{{qf|Jay}} Oh, I don't know ... ''[mumbling]'' {{Ch|Harvey Fierstein}}.
 {{qf|Selma}} No!
 {{qf|Patty}} "Who else?"
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 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[seeing Jay and laughing]'' You badmouthed MacGyver, didn't you?
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-{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} ''[walking to the movies in drag, then seeing the film festival is being held]'' Oh, I thought they were playing ''{{w|The Rocky Horror Picture Show}}'' tonight.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} ''[walking to the movies in drag, then seeing the film festival is being held]'' Oh, I thought they were playing ''{{W|The Rocky Horror Picture Show}}'' tonight.
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 :''[At the film festival, Hans Moleman's ''[[Man Getting Hit by Football]]'' has just been shown.]''

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 {{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[seeing Jay and laughing]'' You badmouthed MacGyver, didn't you?
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-{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} ''[walking to the movies in drag, then seeing the film festival is being held]'' Oh, I thought they were showing ''{{w|The Rocky Horror Picture Show}}'' tonight.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} ''[walking to the movies in drag, then seeing the film festival is being held]'' Oh, I thought they were playing ''{{w|The Rocky Horror Picture Show}}'' tonight.
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 :''[At the film festival, Hans Moleman's ''[[Man Getting Hit by Football]]'' has just been shown.]''

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 :''[At the film festival, Hans Moleman's ''[[Man Getting Hit by Football]]'' has just been shown.]''
 {{qf|Homer}} ''[laughing to the point of tears]'' This contest is over! Give that man the ten thousand dollars!
-{{qf|Jay Sherman}} ''[disapprovingly]'' This '''isn't''' ''{{w|America's Funniest Home Videos}}''.
+{{qf|Jay Sherman}} ''[disapprovingly]'' This '''isn't''' ''[[America's Funniest Home Videos]]''.
 {{qf|Homer}} But... the ball! His groin! It works on so many levels! ''[still laughing]'' Roll it again!
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 :''[The Springfieldians have a town meeting to discuss improving the town's image and attracting more tourism. Marge suggests hosting a [[Springfield Film Festival|film festival]] and having townspeople enter their own movies.]''
-:'''[[Mayor Quimby]]''': All in favor of Marge Simpson's film festival idea?
+{{qf|[[Mayor Quimby]]}} All in favor of Marge Simpson's film festival idea?
-:'''Crowd''': ''[chanting in unison]'' Film festival! Film festival!
+{{qf|Crowd}} ''[chanting in unison]'' Film festival! Film festival!
-:'''[[Marge]]''': You like my idea? Actually, I have several others—
+{{qf|[[Marge]]}} You like my idea? Actually, I have several others—
-:'''Crowd''': ''[in unison, cutting her off]'' Don't push your luck! Don't push your luck!
+{{qf|Crowd}} ''[in unison, cutting her off]'' Don't push your luck! Don't push your luck!
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 :''[On TV, Rainier Wolfcastle is appearing on ''[[Coming Attractions]]'', Jay Sherman's show. Wolfcastle talks about his new movie, ''[[McBain: Let's Get Silly]]'', which depicts him as a comedian, alternating between telling bad jokes and dispatching hecklers (and many other audience members) with various weapons.]''
-:'''[[Wolfcastle]]''': The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost eighty million dollars.
+{{qf|[[Wolfcastle]]}} The film is just me in front of a brick wall for an hour and a half. It cost eighty million dollars.
-:'''[[Jay Sherman|Jay]]''': ''[disgusted]'' How do you sleep at night?
+{{qf|[[Jay Sherman|Jay]]}} ''[disgusted]'' How do you sleep at night?
-:'''Wolfcastle''': On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
+{{qf|Wolfcastle}} On top of a pile of money with many beautiful ladies.
-:'''Jay''': ''[even more disgusted]'' Just asking. Yeesh!
+{{qf|Jay}} ''[even more disgusted]'' Just asking. Yeesh!
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 :''[At the airport, the Simpsons meet Jay Sherman, who's come to judge the Springfield Film Festival.]''
-:'''Marge''': Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, Homer.
+{{qf|Marge}} Hello, I'm Marge Simpson, and this is my husband, Homer.
-:'''Jay''': Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane. ''[to Homer]'' And this must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil.
+{{qf|Jay}} Oh, nice to meet you, Marge. I saw your hair from the plane. ''[to Homer]'' And this must be the man who didn't know if he had a pimple or a boil.
-:'''[[Homer]]''': It was a {{w|Gummi Bear}}.
+{{qf|[[Homer]]}} It was a {{w|Gummi Bear}}.
 ----
 :''[Preparing to make his movie for the film festival, [[Mr. Burns]] meets with Señor Spielbergo, his director.]''
-:'''Burns''': Listen, Señor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what [[Steven Spielberg|Spielberg]] did for {{w|Oskar Schindler}}.
+{{qf|Burns}} Listen, Señor Spielbergo, I want you to do for me what [[Steven Spielberg|Spielberg]] did for {{w|Oskar Schindler}}.
-:'''[[Señor Spielbergo|Spielbergo]]''': ''[looking doubtful]'' Er, Schindler es bueno. Señor Burns es el diablo.
+{{qf|[[Señor Spielbergo|Spielbergo]]}} ''[looking doubtful]'' Er, Schindler es bueno. Señor Burns es el diablo.
-:'''Burns''': Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine '''worked''', dammit! Now go out there and win me that festival!
+{{qf|Burns}} Listen, Spielbergo, Schindler and I are like peas in a pod: We're both factory owners, we both made shells for the Nazis, but mine '''worked''', dammit! Now go out there and win me that festival!
 ----
 :''[At the Simpson home, Jay Sherman talks with Patty and Selma while Homer watches.]''
-:'''[[Patty]]''': Okay, Sherman, you're a movie expert.
+{{qf|[[Patty]]}} Okay, Sherman, you're a movie expert.
-:'''[[Selma]]''': So tell us. Who's gay?
+{{qf|[[Selma]]}} So tell us. Who's gay?
-:'''Jay''': Oh, I don't know ... ''[mumbling]'' {ch|Harvey Fierstein}}.
+{{qf|Jay}} Oh, I don't know ... ''[mumbling]'' {ch|Harvey Fierstein}}.
-:'''Selma''': No!
+{{qf|Selma}} No!
-:'''Patty''': "Who else?"
+{{qf|Patty}} "Who else?"
 :''[Homer whispers into Jay's ear.]''
-:'''Jay''': Oh. [[MacGyver]]'s gay.
+{{qf|Jay}} Oh. [[MacGyver]]'s gay.
 :''[Patty and Selma growl and advance on Jay, who cowers from them. Homer giggles.]''
 :''[The scene shifts to outside. Jay has been stripped to his underwear and is dangling from the rain gutter by the waistband of his shorts.]''
-:'''[[Bart]]''': ''[seeing Jay and laughing]'' You badmouthed MacGyver, didn't you?
+{{qf|[[Bart]]}} ''[seeing Jay and laughing]'' You badmouthed MacGyver, didn't you?
 ----
-:'''[[Dr. Hibbert]]''': ''[walking to the movies in drag, then seeing the film festival is being held]'' Oh, I thought they were showing ''{{w|The Rocky Horror Picture Show}}'' tonight.
+{{qf|[[Dr. Hibbert]]}} ''[walking to the movies in drag, then seeing the film festival is being held]'' Oh, I thought they were showing ''{{w|The Rocky Horror Picture Show}}'' tonight.
 ----
 :''[At the film festival, Hans Moleman's ''[[Man Getting Hit by Football]]'' has just been shown.]''
-:'''Homer''': ''[laughing to the point of tears]'' This contest is over! Give that man the ten thousand dollars!
+{{qf|Homer}} ''[laughing to the point of tears]'' This contest is over! Give that man the ten thousand dollars!
-:'''Jay Sherman''': ''[disapprovingly]'' This '''isn't''' ''{{w|America's Funniest Home Videos}}''.
+{{qf|Jay Sherman}} ''[disapprovingly]'' This '''isn't''' ''{{w|America's Funniest Home Videos}}''.
-:'''Homer''': But... the ball! His groin! It works on so many levels! ''[still laughing]'' Roll it again!
+{{qf|Homer}} But... the ball! His groin! It works on so many levels! ''[still laughing]'' Roll it again!
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 :''[Mr. Burns' film festival entry, ''[[A Burns for All Seasons]]'', has just been shown. To Burns' shock, the film draws a strong negative reaction from the audience.]''
-:'''[[Mr. Burns]]''': Smithers, are they booing me?
+{{qf|[[Mr. Burns]]}} Smithers, are they booing me?
-:'''[[Smithers]]''': Oh, no, sir. They're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns".
+{{qf|[[Smithers]]}} Oh, no, sir. They're saying "Boo-urns, Boo-urns".
-:'''Burns''': ''[to crowd]'' Are you saying "boo" or "Boo-urns"?
+{{qf|Burns}} ''[to crowd]'' Are you saying "boo" or "Boo-urns"?
-:'''Crowd''': Boooooooooooo!
+{{qf|Crowd}} Boooooooooooo!
-:'''[[Hans Moleman]]''': ''[to himself]'' '''I''' was saying "Boo-urns".
+{{qf|[[Hans Moleman]]}} ''[to himself]'' '''I''' was saying "Boo-urns".
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 :''[The jury members are casting their votes for grand prize at the Springfield Film Festival. Jay Sherman is dismayed that Mr. Burns' movie is drawing votes.]''
-:'''Jay''': How can you vote for Burns' movie?
+{{qf|Jay}} How can you vote for Burns' movie?
-:'''[[Krusty]]''': Let's just say it ''moved'' me... '''TO A BIGGER HOUSE!!''' Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.
+{{qf|[[Krusty]]}} Let's just say it ''moved'' me... '''TO A BIGGER HOUSE!!''' Oops, I said the quiet part loud and the loud part quiet.
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 :''[A remake of Hans Moleman's movie is an Academy Award contender.]''
-:'''[[George C. Scott]]''': ''[on screen, getting hit by football]'' Ow! My groin!
+{{qf|[[George C. Scott]]}} ''[on screen, getting hit by football]'' Ow! My groin!
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