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<p>Created page with &quot;{{TabQ|nogags}} {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Sorry Not Sorry|The Dad-Feelings Limited}} {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Surgeon_fianc%C3%A9" title="Surgeon fiancé">Surgeon fiancé</a>}} So where are they sending you? {{qf|<a href="/wiki/Mary_Tannenbaum" title="Mary Tannenbaum">Mary Tannenbaum</a>}} The last...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{TabQ|nogags}}<br /> {{EpisodePrevNextQuo|Sorry Not Sorry|The Dad-Feelings Limited}}<br /> <br /> {{qf|[[Surgeon fiancé]]}} So where are they sending you?<br /> {{qf|[[Mary Tannenbaum]]}} The last small town that can pass for [[Canada]] passing for [[America]] that didn't already have another one of our [[Christmas]] movies shooting in it.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lisa]]}} Ms. Tannenbaum? Do you mind if I shoot a behind-the-scenes documentary about the movie to earn my Little Filmmaker merit badge?<br /> {{qf|Mary}} I-I don't really know how to talk to kids.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} Neither do I!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lunchlady Dora]]}} What can I get you, hon?<br /> {{qf|Mary}} I'll have an extra-tall, nonfat, triple-vegan espresso mocha, clean white, two-pump, half-barley water, half-macadamia milk with room for air.<br /> {{qf|Lunchlady Dora}} We got regular and we got griddle drippings.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Chief Wiggum]]}} Ah, city folk. They don't know the joys of small-town diners. Like yelling gossip across a crowded room. Hey, Sea Captain, how's the IBS?<br /> {{qf|[[Sea Captain]]}} Yarr, if I'm calm, it's calm.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mary}} What do you think you're doing?<br /> {{qf|[[Principal Skinner]]}} I'm setting up the town's annual [[Lettuce and Tomato Festival]]. It's our summertime tradition in honor of too-oft eaten, but seldom celebrated workhorses of barbecue season. The whole town turns out.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|{{ap|Jeff|A Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas}}}} But Samantha, I can't go caroling with you. Your Christmas megastore's gonna put my mom-and-pop ornament shop out of business.<br /> {{qf|[[Sondra]]}} Oh, Bruce, all I cared about was my career, but then we had that moment at Christmas Creek, and things changed.<br /> {{qf|[[A Christmas Ornament for Christmas director]]}} Cut! Cut! You idiots are using the names from the last one of these we shot. You're Sondra and Jeff now.<br /> {{qf|Mary}} Don't worry. We can just dub the names in later.<br /> {{qf|Director}} Oh, yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. None of this matters.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Surgeon fiancé}} Hey, babe. How are things in the boondocks? God, you must be miserable.<br /> {{qf|Mary}} Oh, yeah, I'm surrounded by a bunch of backwoods, lotto-scratching, monster-truck-driving, Big-Gulp-guzzling bumpkins. I can't wait to go back to the city.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Director}} Great work, Mary. This movie just might be good enough to fold laundry to.<br /> {{qf|Lisa}} How are you gonna explain all the produce and people wearing shorts?<br /> {{qf|Director}} Eh, so long as the attractive white people make with the closed-mouth smooches, nobody's complaining.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|[[Lenny Leonard]]}} Hey, Skinner, I never thought the Lettuce and Tomato Festival could get any better... but Christmas!<br /> {{qf|[[Carl Carlson]]}} Yeah. Makes Okratoberfest seem ridiculous in comparison.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Director}} Aw, no, this is the worst thing to happen to this movie since someone wrote it.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Skinner}} First you ruin my festival, and now this.<br /> {{qf|Mary}} People loved it! You heard that pair of nuclear engineering simpletons.<br /> {{qf|Skinner}} ''[chuckles]'' Oh, Lenny and Carl like everything. That's their affect.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mary}} Look, I'm sorry I ruined your festival.<br /> {{qf|Skinner}} No, you made it better. People seemed to actually be showing up on purpose this year.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Skinner}} One extra-tall, nonfat, triple-vegan espresso mocha, clean white, two-pump, half-barley water, half-macadamia milk with room for air.<br /> {{qf|Mary}} You remembered.<br /> {{qf|Skinner}} Who could forget it?<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Lunchlady Dora}} But we opened our hearts to you.<br /> {{qf|[[Moe Szyslak]]}} I let myself be whimsical in front of you!<br /> {{qf|Sea Captain}} How dare you not be charmed by us.<br /> {{qf|[[Sideshow Mel]]}} I may drive a monster truck, but the real monster is she!<br /> {{qf|Mary}} Wait! I didn't mean it!<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} And we know all about your plans to sell the town to that big developer who wants to turn it into condos.<br /> {{qf|Mary}} No, I'm not. How would I sell the town?<br /> {{qf|Chief Wiggum}} Yeah, all right. Forget I said anything. I took a shot. I whiffed it. Let's just... move on.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mary}} I'm sorry, but working on this movie's been so painful. For me, Christmas is the least wonderful time of the year.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} But the song says &quot;the most.&quot;<br /> {{qf|Mary}} I know what the song says!<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Mary}} There's a reason I hate Christmas movies. It all started one winter, when a movie production came to town. My dad thought it'd be fun to be an extra. They cast him as a store employee in a scene where crazed parents stormed in to get the hottest toy. He was trampled to death. You can still see his last moments on Earth in the trailer for... ''[sobs]'' ''{{W|Jingle All the Way}}''. ''[cries]'' And now I've lost everything, my fiancé, my dream job and, worst of all, the respect of a small town.<br /> {{qf|Marge}} Then you do like Springfield.<br /> {{qf|Mary}} I've come to love this place, with its homespun ways, its earnest, hardworking folk and its wonderful airbed-and-breakfasts. I guess what I'm saying is, I'm really gonna miss you all.<br /> ----<br /> {{qf|Surgeon fiancé}} Mary, wait, I... I don't know what happened in that gazebo, but I don't care! So who's it gonna be, me or him?<br /> {{qf|Mary}} Darling, you're perfect. But maybe life isn't about perfect. Skinner... I don't know your first name... you're the one who remembered how I like my coffee, and that's why I choose you.<br /> {{qf|Skinner}} Are you nuts? Pick him! He's a thousand times better than me. He's a surgeon. A handsome surgeon. What was your plan? Were you gonna move here? Were we gonna share a car? I'm getting dizzy just thinking about your poor decision-making.<br /> <br /> {{Season 32|Q}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Springfield Summer Christmas for Christmas/Quotes, A}}</div>

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