A Snowball's Chance in Heck - Revision history

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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = A Snowball's Chance in Heck
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|The Mayflower Maple Bowl}}
|requirements = {{ap|myPad|Tapped Out quest}}
|characters = [[Scouting Lisa]], [[Milhouse]], {{TOCG|Preppers}}
|optional = [[Bart]]
|previous =
|next =
}}

'''A Snowball's Chance in Heck''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in {{TOCU|The Mayflower Maple Bowl}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Scouting Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Check out my merit badge sash, Bart. You'll never have as many as me.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|They go all the way around the sash and into the inside. It's called a Mobius sash — I also got the merit badge for math!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|How will I ever learn to deal with the shame of being outperformed by someone who equates achievement with love?}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|That's…very insightful.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|There's a ViewTube channel on how to use psychology to hurt people's feelings. I watched twenty hours of it for my "Psychology" merit badge. I go for quantity over quality.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|I've got that one somewhere. Along with one for gardening, one for volunteering, one for pet care…}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Say, where is Snowball?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|I was in my treehouse earlier and saw Snowball wander off into the woods.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh my gosh! Bart, you have to help me look for her!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Pass. I'm not really a cat person — or a "help you" person.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I'll help, Lisa! But I can't wear my Junior Camper uniform because my mom says the shorts make my knees look knobby.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wow, that's a lot of merit badges!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Frustrated}}
{{TB|Here we go…}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Scouting Lisa Show Off Merit Badges|4 hours}} {{Task/Optional|Make Bart Count How Many Snowballs There've Been|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Milhouse Feel Self-Conscious About His Knees|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Milhouse]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Snowball will be so happy to know that you're so concerned about her safety, you took the time to show off your merit badges to Milhouse, who would be impressed if you showed him the rinds from the orange you ate with breakfast.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}
{{TB|You had an orange with your breakfast?}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|Okay, fair point.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Scouting Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|These woods are scary. I didn't expect them to be so dark!}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Milhouse, it's the middle of the day.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|But there's a lot of shade!}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh* Well, try to keep it together while I do some orienteering. I have a map and a compass, and Bart said Snowball was heading in a northwesterly direction…}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
{{TB|I have an orienteering app!}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|What does yours say?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Uh…it says we should be just outside of Cleveland.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Yeah, we're lost.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Scouting Lisa Try to Orienteer|4 hours}} {{Task/Optional|Make Milhouse Use an Orienteering App|4 hours|{{TOG|Trees}}|char=[[Milhouse]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Scouting Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|We're still lost, but I think I hear noises from over there.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|I can't decide if I'm more scared by the quiet or the noises.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
{{TB|Well, well, well, what have we here? Government stooges spying on our secret survivalist compound.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|We're not government stooges! We're just kids.}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That's just what the government wants us to think!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Are you guys doomsday preppers?}}
{{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That's right, and now it's your doomsday!}}
{{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Haha, just kidding!}}
{{Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Uh, is that kid's nose bleeding?}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Nervous}}
{{TB|He'll be okay when he wakes up.}}
{{THT|{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Preppers}} Scare Kids|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}}|3}} {{Task/Job|Make Scouting Lisa Be Scared of Preppers|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}}}} {{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Prepare to Leave Lisa Behind|4 hours|{{TOG|Camping}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Prepper Lindsey Naegle Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Sorry, we didn't mean to scare you kids. We're not actually prepping right now, we're just LARPing as doomsday preppers.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|How is that different from actually prepping?}}
{{Tapped Out Lloyd Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hey, the delivery drone is here with our pizza!}}
{{Tapped Out Herman Icon}}
{{TB|Mostly that.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Scouting Lisa's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I guess you were right, Bart. We couldn't find Snowball.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|We got lost and had to follow a pizza-delivery drone to get back. It took thirty minutes or less.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Thanks for sharing that.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Waitaminute, what's with all these cats? And they all look like Snowball!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Yeah, I figured you guys would come up empty, so I grabbed every cat I could find that looks like Snowball.}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Aw, Bart! Thank you!}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|But how do we figure out which one is the real Snowball? Half of them have collars like hers!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Don't look at me, it's your cat.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Be Impressed Lisa and Milhouse Made it Back|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Scouting Lisa Try to Find Out Which is the Real Snowball|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Milhouse Have a Massive Cat Allergy Attack|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Milhouse]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon}}
{{TB|Snowball! It's you!}}
{{Tapped Out Snowball I Icon}}
{{TB|…}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|How do you know that's the real Snowball?}}
{{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|She's the one that made Milhouse blow his nose so hard it started bleeding.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Dat's Thmart.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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 {{TB|How will I ever learn to deal with the shame of being outperformed by someone who equates achievement with love?}}
 {{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|That's…very insightful.}}
+{{TB|That's...very insightful.}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|There's a ViewTube channel on how to use psychology to hurt people's feelings. I watched twenty hours of it for my "Psychology" merit badge. I go for quantity over quality.}}
 {{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon}}
-{{TB|I've got that one somewhere. Along with one for gardening, one for volunteering, one for pet care…}}
+{{TB|I've got that one somewhere. Along with one for gardening, one for volunteering, one for pet care...}}
 {{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|Say, where is Snowball?}}
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 {{TB|Wow, that's a lot of merit badges!}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Frustrated}}
-{{TB|Here we go…}}
+{{TB|Here we go...}}
 {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Scouting Lisa Show Off Merit Badges|4 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Bart Count How Many Snowballs There've Been|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Bart]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Milhouse Feel Self-Conscious About His Knees|4 hours|the [[Simpson House]]|char=[[Milhouse]]}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}}
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 {{TB|But there's a lot of shade!}}
 {{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Nagging}}
-{{TB|{{*}}sigh* Well, try to keep it together while I do some orienteering. I have a map and a compass, and Bart said Snowball was heading in a northwesterly direction…}}
+{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Well, try to keep it together while I do some orienteering. I have a map and a compass, and Bart said Snowball was heading in a northwesterly direction...}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}
 {{TB|I have an orienteering app!}}
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 {{TB|What does yours say?}}
 {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Uh…it says we should be just outside of Cleveland.}}
+{{TB|Uh...it says we should be just outside of Cleveland.}}
 {{Tapped Out Scouting Lisa Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|Yeah, we're lost.}}
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 {{TB|Snowball! It's you!}}
 {{Tapped Out Snowball I Icon}}
-{{TB|…}}
+{{TB|...}}
 {{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Confused}}
 {{TB|How do you know that's the real Snowball?}}

A Snowball's Chance in Heck - Revision history

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