https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=A_Skippery_Slope A Skippery Slope - Revision history 2026-04-04T23:14:19Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.29.0 https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=A_Skippery_Slope&diff=1421901&oldid=prev SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (8) 2025-09-17T16:58:06Z <p>replaced: … → ... (8)</p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 16:58, September 17, 2025</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l29" >Line 29:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 29:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|{{*}}touches Skipper Jack's bicep{{*}} Hurt!}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|{{*}}touches Skipper Jack's bicep{{*}} Hurt!}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Happy}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Happy}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|I see right through you! 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Captain Marriage Ruiner!}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Annoyed}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Annoyed}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|<del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">Uh… </del>look. I can't talk right now. 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Skipper, <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">sir... </ins>can I come with you guys on your sea adventure?}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Confused}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Confused}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Hmmm, maybe. Do you know anything about sailing?}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Hmmm, maybe. Do you know anything about sailing?}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l162" >Line 162:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 162:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Finally, some peace and quiet.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Finally, some peace and quiet.}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Happy}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Happy}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Time to see what's coming up <del class="diffchange diffchange-inline">next…</del>}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>+</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #a3d3ff; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|Time to see what's coming up <ins class="diffchange diffchange-inline">next...</ins>}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Skipper Jack Read Script Notes|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Skipper Jack Read Script Notes|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Confused}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Confused}}</div></td></tr> </table> SolarBot https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=A_Skippery_Slope&diff=1421821&oldid=prev Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = A Skippery Slope |image = x100px |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Shiver Me Barnacles}} |requirements = |ch..." 2025-09-17T15:45:11Z <p>Created page with &quot;{{Tapped Out Quest |name = A Skippery Slope |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Tapped_Out_Skipper_Jack_Sidebar.png" title="File:Tapped Out Skipper Jack Sidebar.png">x100px</a> |level = 5 |update = {{TOCU|Shiver Me Barnacles}} |requirements = |ch...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br /> |name = A Skippery Slope<br /> |image = [[File:Tapped Out Skipper Jack Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br /> |level = 5<br /> |update = {{TOCU|Shiver Me Barnacles}}<br /> |requirements = <br /> |characters = [[Skipper Jack]]<br /> |optional = [[Luann]], [[Kirk]], [[Milhouse]], [[Fausto]]<br /> |internal = ASkipperySlope<br /> |id = 266007 - 266010<br /> |previous = <br /> |next = <br /> |premium = yes<br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''A Skippery Slope''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Shiver Me Barnacles}} content update. It requires [[Skipper Jack]] to be obtained.<br /> <br /> == Dialogue ==<br /> === Pt. 1 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Skipper Jack's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Dreamy}}<br /> {{TB|Are you the catch of the day or can I reel you in for a closer look?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Miss Luann Van Houten, are you trying to seduce me?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Blushing}}<br /> {{TB|Skipper Jack! How could you even suggest such a thing? I'm hurt, I tell you, hurt!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Dreamy}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}touches Skipper Jack's bicep{{*}} Hurt!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|I see right through you! And I'm totally game…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Blushing}}<br /> {{TB|Oh, you are?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon}}<br /> {{TB|And let's not forget, Kirk won't be joining us on this adventure until the second quest. So, why don't we take advantage of this opportunity and do what we really want?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Blushing}}<br /> {{TB|And what might that be?}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Skipper Jack Take Luann Out|4 hours|[[Marriage Counseling]], [[Monroe Family Therapy Center]], [[Walk-In Therapy Stand]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Luann Accompany Skipper Jack in a Daze|4 hours|[[Marriage Counseling]], [[Monroe Family Therapy Center]], [[Walk-In Therapy Stand]], an {{TOG|Eatery}}, or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Luann]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Wait. Where are we?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon}}<br /> {{TB|We're at my girlfriend's office — she's a couple's counselor.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|What? What's going on? Is this some kind of open relationship thing you're in?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|No. I thought since you're a married woman and you made some very clear and not subtle advances toward me that you and your husband, Kirk, could use some couple's counseling.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Luann Icon|Sad}}<br /> {{TB|I don't need couple's counseling. What I need is a drink.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 2 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Skipper Jack's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|Hey look! It's Skipper Hack! Have you seen my WIFE lately?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Uh. Are you trying to insinuate something?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|As a matter of fact, I am! Captain Marriage Ruiner!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Uh… look. I can't talk right now. The day's catch won't sort itself. If you lend me a hand, we can get back to you accusing me of something I didn't do afterwards.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I'd pay you for your troubles.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Thoughtful}}<br /> {{TB|Well, I'm only saying yes because I need the money. Afterwards we can discuss the fact that you're having an affair with my wife!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|That is patently untrue, Kirk.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Skipper Jack Sort the Day's Catch|4 hours}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Kirk Help Sort the Day's Catch|4 hours|[[The Rotting Pelican]]|char=[[Kirk]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon}}<br /> {{TB|All right. The fish are sorted! Accuse away!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Angry}}<br /> {{TB|What were you doing with my wife?!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|I took her to my girlfriend's office!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Ew! So it was an open marriage thing?!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|No! She's a couple's counselor! I took Luann there because clearly you two have marital problems.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Kirk Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Duh! Captain Obvious!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|It's SKIPPER Obvious.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 3 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Skipper Jack's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Fausto Icon}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}flips knife{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}flips telescope{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|So… should we set sail?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I guess so… pretty boring in Springfield…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I have a question for the skipper of this vessel.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|That'd be me. What can I help you with?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I'm Milhouse Van Houten. I think you know my Mom and Dad.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Yes, I do.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Well, I just wanted to thank you for pointing my parents towards marriage counseling.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|I think it's really making a difference.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Well, that's good to hear!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Proud}}<br /> {{TB|They're finally admitting the truth: that they need to get a divorce.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Deadpan}}<br /> {{TB|So, two Christmases from now on? Lucky you!}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Skipper Jack Flip His Telescope|4 hours|[[The Rotting Pelican]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Milhouse Flip Fausto's Knife|4 hours|[[The Rotting Pelican]]|char=[[Milhouse]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Fausto Flip Milhouse|4 hours|[[The Rotting Pelican]]|char=[[Fausto]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|So…Mr. Skipper, sir… can I come with you guys on your sea adventure?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Hmmm, maybe. Do you know anything about sailing?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Determined}}<br /> {{TB|Test me.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon}}<br /> {{TB|What is the purpose of a ship's keel?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Proud}}<br /> {{TB|To counterbalance the wind hitting the sails.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon}}<br /> {{TB|What is the term used to describe a ship's sideways motion caused by wind or waves?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Proud}}<br /> {{TB|Yawing!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon}}<br /> {{TB|What is the term used to describe a boat's method of catching fish using a large net that is retrieved at a later date?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}<br /> {{TB|Trawling!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon}}<br /> {{TB|What is the method of catching fish by attracting them with lights and netting them?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Excited}}<br /> {{TB|Oooh, jigging!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|This kid's good.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Where'd you learn all these nautical terms?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|I've seen &quot;Master and Commander&quot; a thousand times. I just love Russell Crowe.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 4 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Skipper Jack's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Okay, Skipper. I have to know. What's all this been about with the Van Houten family?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Don't worry about it, Fausto. It's just me being bored at sea.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Fausto Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|If you say so, Skipper.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon}}<br /> {{TB|You can get some rest, it'll be a few hours before we're back in port.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Fausto Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Aye, aye. {{*}}heads below deck{{*}}}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Finally, some peace and quiet.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Time to see what's coming up next…}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Skipper Jack Read Script Notes|4 hours}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Huh. The Christmas event this year is certainly different.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skipper Jack Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|But I'm glad I kept my golf clubs, I'm looking forward to the summer event.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Tapped Out Quests/Shiver Me Barnacles}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Skippery Slope, A}}</div> Solar Dragon