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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = A Sickly Situation
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Scotty Boom Sidebar.png|x100px]]
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|Foodie Fight}}
|requirements =
|characters = [[Scotty Boom]], [[Homer]]
|optional = [[Lindsey Naegle]], [[Sea Captain]], [[Quimby]], [[Mr. Burns]], [[Smithers]]
|internal = ASicklySituation
|id = 244007 - 244011
|previous =
|next =
|premium = yes
}}

'''A Sickly Situation''' is a premium questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Foodie Fight}} content update. It requires [[Scotty Boom]] to be obtained.

== Dialogue ==
=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Scotty Boom's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|So you, a celebrity chef whose sole job it is to eat food, lost your sense of taste?}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|I'm confident it won't have an impact on my cooking career. Making food is in my bones. I'll just have to wing it a bit.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, that's reassuring!}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It is?}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|I meant, it's reassuring that you have such a positive outlook even though you're royally screwed. Who would want a chef who can't taste food?}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|So, do you think the Chew Network will replace me as the host of "GRILL-A-PALOOZA", "COAL-CHELLA", and "OUTSIDE LAMBS"?}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|Scotty, your career as a chef is over. You have to start from scratch.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|From scratch?}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|Pretend your life is like a chocolate souffle that exploded in the oven. Now instead of just making another souffle for dessert, we're going to go out there and buy a new oven.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|I'm not sure if that makes sense.}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|Once I get you a new career, it'll all make sense.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Scotty Boom Brainstorm New Careers|4 hours|the [[Gilded Truffle]], [[Pimento Grove]], [[Swanky Fish]], [[Le Krusty Burger]], [[The First Class Lounge]], [[Smooches on the Beach]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Lindsey Naegle Realize it Doesn't Make Sense|4 hours|[[Springfield Elementary]], [[Springfield High School]], [[Shelbyville Elementary]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Lindsey Naegle]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What am I gonna do? All I've ever known is cooking, and now it's all gone!}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|What's the point of being a New Yorker if you can't insult someone else for being worse at things?}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I guess the time has come to take the inevitable final step that all celebrity chefs must take…}}
{{Tapped Out Tyler Boom Icon}}
{{TB|Retiring with their millions of dollars and spending quality time with their only son?}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|I was gonna say become a personal chef.}}
{{Tapped Out Tyler Boom Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Dad, you can't be a personal chef, you can't taste food! Last night, you drank a whole glass of vodka thinking it was water!}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|Wait, why was there a glass of vodka on the table?}}
{{Tapped Out Tyler Boom Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Don't change the subject!}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Anyone can be a personal chef. The people who hire them don't actually care about the quality of food, they just want to be able to say they have a personal chef.}}
{{Tapped Out Tyler Boom Icon}}
{{TB|There's not that many rich people in town to work for.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|All it takes is one.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Scotty Boom's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Sea Captain Icon}}
{{TB|Yar, but how do ye prepare your "Kraken Kabobs"? — on skewer, or off?}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Well, since there's no such thing as krakens…neither?}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
{{TB|How's your clam chowder?}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|It's some of the best in New York! In fact, my clam chowda just won first place on my last show.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Stern}}
{{TB|That's uh, very interesting, but could you do me a favor and say clam chowder again?}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|Um, sure. Clam chowda.}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I know a closeted Bostonian accent when I hear one. You're no New Yorker! You're a Red Sox loving, candlepin bowling, Massachusetts man like myself!}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I'm not from Boston! I spent one summer there in college — tops! Yankees fan for life!}}
{{Tapped Out Quimby Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} I will not let this pinstriped pizza snob be my personal chef!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Sarcastic}}
{{TB|You'll have to excuse my fellow Springfielders. They don't recognize a good proposition when they see one. Unlike yours truly.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|You're in the market for a personal chef?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Are you kidding? It's been my lifelong dream to have my own personal chef.}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|I resent a lot of what you're saying.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|In fact, I don't know why I haven't hired a personal chef sooner!}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|You know personal chefs aren't cheap, right?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Wait, I have to pay you? I thought you'd be paying me to eat your no-taste food!}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Right. God, what was I thinking? Everyone in this town is either too stupid or broke to want me. Or both.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Say, that gives me an idea. Maybe these suckers will want some of my merch!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Scotty Boom Promote Cooking Products|8 hours}} {{Task/Optional|Make Sea Captain Hunt the Kraken|8 hours|[[Springfield Lake]], [[Danger Pool]], [[Money Pool]], [[Acid Pools]], [[Klub Krusty Pool]], [[Jay G's Pool]], [[Not a Laser Shark Pool]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Sea Captain]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Quimby Go to Boston on Vacation|8 hours|the [[Court House]], [[International Court of Justice]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Quimby]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Look Up Personal Chef Prices|8 hours|the [[Simpson House]], [[Future Simpson's House]], [[Simpson Houseboat]], [[Outlands Simpsons House]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Oh, this is pointless. These Springfielders just don't recognize average-quality cookware when they see it.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Guess I'll just have to retire and spend more time with my son. {{*}}shudders{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|You there, city slicker, I heard you were looking to be a personal chef. Why not come work for good old Monty Burns?}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Really? You're just gonna hire me on the spot? You don't even want to see my résumé?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|That won't be necessary. I get a good vibe from you. Also, I know exactly who you are: Gordon Ramsay.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon}}
{{TB|Sir, he's not Gordon Ramsay — that's the mean British one.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Oh, as long as he's mean I'm sure he'll do fine.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Well, you aren't gonna regret this, Mr. Burns!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Every time I hear someone tell me that I won't regret something, I end up regretting it.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|You will regret this!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Hmm, I like this guy.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Scotty Boom's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|Here you are, Mr. Burns. I've prepared a simple endive salad as your starter, chicken paillard with a lemon-caper butter sauce for your entrée…}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|…and boozy raspberry sauce cream puffs for dessert. What do you think?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Disgusted}}
{{TB|Pish posh. What are these dishes I've never heard of? Where is my Lord Woolton Pie? Where is my Plum Charlotte?}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|Umm, those are dishes from like two hundred years ago…}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Why, just thinking about those foods brings me back to my younger years. Ah, the forties.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|You prefer the food from the 1940s?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Shouting}}
{{TB|No, the 1840s. So knock it off with these new-age dishes and make me something classic and edible!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Scotty Boom Research Cooking From the 1800s|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Barbarian Castle]], [[Colonel Burns' Mansion]], [[Water Baron Burns Mansion]], [[Burns State Prison]], [[Basketball Stadium]], [[Burns Slant-Drilling Co.]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}} {{Task/Optional|Make Mr. Burns Reminisce About the 1840s|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Barbarian Castle]], [[Colonel Burns' Mansion]], [[Water Baron Burns Mansion]], [[Burns State Prison]], [[Basketball Stadium]], [[Burns Slant-Drilling Co.]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Mr. Burns]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Scotty Boom's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|I've never tasted a steak au poivre quite like this.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Ah, don't mention it. It wasn't anything a three-Michelin star New York chef couldn't handle.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|I said, I've never tasted one like this before because I didn't realize it was possible to screw up a dish so simple! Did you even taste this, you nincompoop?}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Taste it? I, um… I can't taste anymore, okay?! Springfield has robbed me of my dignity, my career, and even my taste buds!}}
{{Tapped Out Tyler Boom Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|But you still have your family.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Not now, Tyler!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|Harsh.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|I just want to be a celebrity chef again!}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Diabolical}}
{{TB|Smithers, shall we see if [[the hounds]]' taste buds are still working?}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|God, I hate Springfield!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Release the Hounds on Scotty Boom|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Barbarian Castle]], [[Colonel Burns' Mansion]], [[Water Baron Burns Mansion]], [[Burns State Prison]], [[Basketball Stadium]], [[Burns Slant-Drilling Co.]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Smithers]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Scotty Boom Run for His Life|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Barbarian Castle]], [[Colonel Burns' Mansion]], [[Water Baron Burns Mansion]], [[Burns State Prison]], [[Basketball Stadium]], [[Burns Slant-Drilling Co.]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I gotta get out of this mansion, but there are so many doors…}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Pained}}
{{TB|{{*}}trips over pile of plutonium rods{{*}} Ahh!}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Oh dear, another irradiated servant. Sir that's three this month.}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon}}
{{TB|You know what to do. Get the wheelbarrow.}}
{{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Perhaps this time we could just…drop him in front of the hospital?}}
{{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You're always coming up with ways to deny the hounds their dinner.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After tapping on Scotty Boom's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|What the… Where am I?}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|You've been admitted to Springfield Hospital…again. {{*}}chuckles{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|More Jell-O?}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|The last thing I remember is… Oh God, I ran into all those plutonium rods at Mr. Burns' house. What did I lose this time? My sense of smell?!}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Nope. And neither did we. You stink! {{*}}chuckles{{*}}}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|I must say though, something rather astonishing has happened to you.}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|Your exposure to such high levels of radiation has caused your taste buds to regenerate entirely.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|So I can get my old job back as an arrogant celebrity chef!}}
{{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
{{TB|{{*}}chuckles{{*}} How should I know?}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Scotty Boom Call Lindsey Naegle|[[Hibbert Family Practice]], [[Springfield General Hospital]], [[Painless Dentistry]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|You say you've completely regained your sense of taste? That's wonderful!}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|That's right. So, can I get my old job back?}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|A super lucrative celebrity chef job actually just opened up.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
{{TB|Did Rachael Ray finally quit?}}
{{Tapped Out Lindsey Naegle Icon}}
{{TB|Nope, but Paul Hollywood is retiring from the Great British Baking Show.}}
{{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Pretending to have an opinion on bland British biscuits? No thanks.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

{{Tapped Out Quests/Foodie Fight}}
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@@ Line 48: / Line 48: @@
 {{TB|What's the point of being a New Yorker if you can't insult someone else for being worse at things?}}
 {{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|I guess the time has come to take the inevitable final step that all celebrity chefs must take…}}
+{{TB|I guess the time has come to take the inevitable final step that all celebrity chefs must take...}}
 {{Tapped Out Tyler Boom Icon}}
 {{TB|Retiring with their millions of dollars and spending quality time with their only son?}}
@@ Line 74: / Line 74: @@
 {{TB|Yar, but how do ye prepare your "Kraken Kabobs"? — on skewer, or off?}}
 {{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Annoyed}}
-{{TB|Well, since there's no such thing as krakens…neither?}}
+{{TB|Well, since there's no such thing as krakens...neither?}}
 {{Tapped Out Quimby Icon}}
 {{TB|How's your clam chowder?}}
@@ Line 137: / Line 137: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Scotty Boom's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
-{{TB|Here you are, Mr. Burns. I've prepared a simple endive salad as your starter, chicken paillard with a lemon-caper butter sauce for your entrée…}}
+{{TB|Here you are, Mr. Burns. I've prepared a simple endive salad as your starter, chicken paillard with a lemon-caper butter sauce for your entrée...}}
 {{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
-{{TB|…and boozy raspberry sauce cream puffs for dessert. What do you think?}}
+{{TB|...and boozy raspberry sauce cream puffs for dessert. What do you think?}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Disgusted}}
 {{TB|Pish posh. What are these dishes I've never heard of? Where is my Lord Woolton Pie? Where is my Plum Charlotte?}}
 {{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon}}
-{{TB|Umm, those are dishes from like two hundred years ago…}}
+{{TB|Umm, those are dishes from like two hundred years ago...}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|Why, just thinking about those foods brings me back to my younger years. Ah, the forties.}}
@@ Line 164: / Line 164: @@
 {{TB|I said, I've never tasted one like this before because I didn't realize it was possible to screw up a dish so simple! Did you even taste this, you nincompoop?}}
 {{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Taste it? I, um… I can't taste anymore, okay?! Springfield has robbed me of my dignity, my career, and even my taste buds!}}
+{{TB|Taste it? I, um... I can't taste anymore, okay?! Springfield has robbed me of my dignity, my career, and even my taste buds!}}
 {{Tapped Out Tyler Boom Icon|Happy}}
 {{TB|But you still have your family.}}
@@ Line 179: / Line 179: @@
 {{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Smithers Release the Hounds on Scotty Boom|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Barbarian Castle]], [[Colonel Burns' Mansion]], [[Water Baron Burns Mansion]], [[Burns State Prison]], [[Basketball Stadium]], [[Burns Slant-Drilling Co.]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Smithers]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Scotty Boom Run for His Life|4 hours|[[Burns Manor]], [[Barbarian Castle]], [[Colonel Burns' Mansion]], [[Water Baron Burns Mansion]], [[Burns State Prison]], [[Basketball Stadium]], [[Burns Slant-Drilling Co.]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|I gotta get out of this mansion, but there are so many doors…}}
+{{TB|I gotta get out of this mansion, but there are so many doors...}}
 {{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Pained}}
 {{TB|{{*}}trips over pile of plutonium rods{{*}} Ahh!}}
@@ Line 187: / Line 187: @@
 {{TB|You know what to do. Get the wheelbarrow.}}
 {{Tapped Out Smithers Icon|Sad}}
-{{TB|Perhaps this time we could just…drop him in front of the hospital?}}
+{{TB|Perhaps this time we could just...drop him in front of the hospital?}}
 {{Tapped Out Mr. Burns Icon|Annoyed}}
 {{TB|You're always coming up with ways to deny the hounds their dinner.}}
@@ Line 197: / Line 197: @@
 {{THT|After tapping on Scotty Boom's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}
 {{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|What the… Where am I?}}
+{{TB|What the... Where am I?}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
-{{TB|You've been admitted to Springfield Hospital…again. {{*}}chuckles{{*}}}}
+{{TB|You've been admitted to Springfield Hospital...again. {{*}}chuckles{{*}}}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 {{TB|More Jell-O?}}
 {{Tapped Out Scotty Boom Icon|Surprised}}
-{{TB|The last thing I remember is… Oh God, I ran into all those plutonium rods at Mr. Burns' house. What did I lose this time? My sense of smell?!}}
+{{TB|The last thing I remember is... Oh God, I ran into all those plutonium rods at Mr. Burns' house. What did I lose this time? My sense of smell?!}}
 {{Tapped Out Dr. Hibbert Icon}}
 {{TB|Nope. And neither did we. You stink! {{*}}chuckles{{*}}}}