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{{Tapped Out Quest
|name = A Savage Thaw
|image =
|level = 5
|update = {{TOCU|A Simpsons Christmas Special}}
|requirements =
|characters =
|optional =
|previous = {{TOQP|Christmas is Canceled|3}}
|next =
|event = yes
}}

'''A Savage Thaw''' is an event-exclusive questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|A Simpsons Christmas Special}} content update.

== Dialogue ==
=== Intro ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing {{TOQP|Christmas is Canceled|3}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Hey, Savage!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|That’s my name. Coincidentally, it’s also a pretty good description of my character.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|The Captain wants to see us in his office. Whatever he says, try to play by the rules for once?}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hi, policemans! I’m the one in charge, so what I say goes for sure!}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I’ve got a big police job for you. You’re playing [[Monopoly]] with me!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
{{TB|Sure, I’ll play. But not by the rules.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|Savage!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Give a Tough Guy Sneer|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Try Not to Panic|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Ralph Try to Remember How to Discipline|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]|char=[[Ralph]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|My police gun shot me again.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|You think maybe we should take you to the hospital, Captain?}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I have a police car with police lights and police sounds and one time I ranned over a pedestrian.}}
{{THT||colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Sly}}
{{TB|Not much of a story so far, but credit where credit’s due -- Bart can really write for Ralph.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 1 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing the Intro|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Robbers are robbing a bank! Somebody call the police!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Sounds like a job for a loose cannon and his gutless partner.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|I don’t know, Savage. Maybe we should sit this one out.}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|The bad guys have snow shooters that sound like *pew pew*.}}
{{THT||colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Marge Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|“Snow shooters”. I like how harmless that sounds.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Thought I’d throw you a bone there, Toots. Dad, when I say “snow shooters”, you just picture Uzis and headshots spraying red gore everywhere.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I’m on it!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Practice His Action Puns|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Do Paperwork|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]}} {{Task|Collect Snowballs|100}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|All right Meeks, let's roll out.}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Have fun catching the bad guys! I’ll suspend you for taking the law into your own hands when you get back!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Snow Bank]] and Free Land Token|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 2 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 1|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}
{{TB|Okay Meeks, what are we looking at, here?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|We got terrorists inside the bank, with an unknown number of hostages. The police negotiator is on his way, so sit tight--}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Banzai charge!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Wait! Don’t charge in until we have a plan!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I don't make plans, I make results! Chaaarge!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Storm the Snow Bank|8 hours|the [[Snow Bank]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Try Not to Get Taken Hostage|8 hours|the [[Snow Bank]]}} {{Task|Collect Snowballs|300}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Oh no! It's rogue livewire Officer Savage! Let’s make like snow and flake!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}kicks over a cabinet* Meeks, you let those charmingly snow-themed terrorists escape!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Mad}}
{{TB|Uh, I was a little busy rescuing the hostages.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You’re a real hero. Did you even get a look at those sweet, innocent hostages you saved?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Oh my God. They’re… they’re…}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}
{{TB|They’re Christmas Carolers. The worst, most annoying people on Earth. And you let them live.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scream}}
{{TB|Nooooooo!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Festive Carolers]] x2|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 3 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 2|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I wear my policeman’s uniform over my PJs so I don’t have to change into my PJs at night so bedtime is five minutes later!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Uh, you wanted to see us, Chief?}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Hand in your badge, Savage! I’m mad at you for I-forget-why!}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Probably, I’m guessing, because we let the bad guys get away?}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|…}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|My PJs are itchy under my uniform.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Let’s question the hostages, see what they can tell us about the terrorists.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Play Bad Cop|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Play Timid Cop|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Ralph Spin in His Chair Till He Gets Sick|4 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]|char=[[Ralph]]}} {{Task|Collect Snowballs|300}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Determined}}
{{TB|The terrorists are being led by a villain who calls himself “Deep Freeze”.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Figures. The really dangerous ones always choose the most whimsical names.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Determined}}
{{TB|Remember when Silly McGilly shot up that mall? Peerless psycho.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}
{{TB|Not as bad as when Love-ums the King of Hugs killed and ate an entire preschool.}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|You guys talking about Deep Freeze? Good guy. I met him in the bank holdup, but he let me go.}}
{{THT||colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Dreamy}}
{{TB|Finally! The real hero of the story arrives!}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|I was supposed to be his hostage, but he said I was too fat and dumb to take along. Said I smelled, too. And that I was dumb.}}
{{THT||colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|{{*}}ANNOYED GRUNT*}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Deep Freeze]] and Free Land Token|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 4 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 3|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Can I ask you a few questions, Fat Smelly Dummy?}}
{{THT||colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Horrified}}
{{TB|Don’t respond to that, Story Homer.}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Fire away, Copper!}}
{{THT||colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Furious}}
{{TB|Dammit! Have some self-respect, me!}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
{{TB|Did Deep Freeze reveal anything to you about his evil plan?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}
{{TB|He wouldn't stop talking about Christmas, or all the presents he was gonna buy with the stolen loot.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|Weird that a criminal would care so much about Christmas…}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Thoughtful}}
{{TB|I wish I could remember more about him. Of course, my brain works best when it’s black-out drunk.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|To Moe’s!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Visit Moe's|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Homer Drink at Moe's|8 hours|[[Moe's Tavern]] or a [[Brown House]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Deep Freeze Make it Hail Bullets|24 hours|the [[Snow Bank]]}} {{Task|Collect Snowballs|300}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|That’s ten eggnogs you’ve had, sir. Are you remembering anything else about the bad guy?}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Drunk}}
{{TB|Nothin’ yet. One more eggnog oughta do it. Or per’aps a tasty eggnog will help!}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|{{*}}heavy sigh* I think this is a dead end, this guy has no idea where Deep Freeze is.}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon}}
{{TB|Deep Freeze? He's robbing the Snow Bank again right now.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Why would he rob it again, when he knows it’s been cleaned out?}}
{{Tapped Out Moe Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|It ain’t easy coming up with new buildings for this town every couple months. Can’t justify all that work unless you use them multiple times.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
{{TB|We’d better take the Snow Mobile.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Snow Mobile]] and Free Land Token|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 5 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 4|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
{{TB|Chief, we’re heading back to the Snow Bank. Deep Freeze is up to something.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Bored}}
{{TB|We’re not sure what, exactly. But it appears to be highly repetitive.}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|Officers Rod and Todd are on site. They’re authorized to pray for Deep Freeze with extreme prejudice.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|Rod and Todd?! But they’re incompetent!}}
{{Tapped Out Ralph Icon|Happy}}
{{TB|“Incompetent”? What’s that?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Rolling Eyes}}
{{TB|Hoo boy.}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart and Milhouse Drive the Snow Mobile|12 hours|the [[Snow Mobile]]}} {{Task/Optional|Make Ralph Play Dress Up in the Evidence Closet|12 hours|the [[Police Station]], [[Springfield Penitentiary]], or [[Brown House]]|char=[[Ralph]]}} {{Task|Collect Snowballs|300}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Rod Icon}}
{{TB|Surrender, Deep Freeze! We’ve got you surrounded by the loving embrace of forgiveness!}}
{{Tapped Out Todd Icon|Mad}}
{{TB|We’ve already turned one cheek. Don’t make us turn the other one!}}
{{Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You don’t scare me, Coppers.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Smug}}
{{TB|Well maybe I do!}}
{{Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Savage! Okay, how about a plea deal - I'll tell youse who’s really pulling the strings, and youse let me go.}}
{{Tapped Out Deep Freeze Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|Youse’ll find the real kingpin at the Truck Stop Diner.}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon}}
{{TB|Another new building, eh? All right. Let’s unlock it and see what’s what.}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}} [[Truck Stop Diner]] and Free Land Token|colspan=2}}
}}

=== Pt. 6 ===
{{Table|
{{THT|After completing Pt. 5|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Worried}}
{{TB|I know what you’re gonna say, Savage, but I’d really love to do a quick perimeter check of the diner before we--}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
{{TB|I’ve got a dumber idea.}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Scared}}
{{TB|Don’t say “banzai charge”. Don’t say “banzai charge”…}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Determined}}
{{TB|{{*}}sound of explosions* How about I blow the door with TNT, and only afterwards ask you if that’s a good idea?}}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Sad}}
{{TB|You know, I'm the one who has to fill out the paperwork when you blow stuff up!}}
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Bart Storm the Truck Stop Diner|8 hours|the [[Truck Stop Diner]]}} {{Task/Job|Make Milhouse Try to Minimize the Damage|8 hours|the [[Truck Stop Diner]]}}|colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Xmas2018 Chat Bubble Decoration}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Stop right there, we've got you cornered…Santa Claus? }}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|You bet your stockings it is! }}
{{Tapped Out Milhouse Icon|Confused}}
{{TB|But why? You gone naughty on us, old man?}}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Defensive}}
{{TB|I needed the cash! You think it’s CHEAP making toys for every child in the world? }}
{{Tapped Out Santa Claus Icon|Defensive}}
{{TB|And if I occasionally want to enjoy a high-end wine, or add to my collection of fine timepieces, do you think that’s easy on a saint’s income?}}
{{Tapped Out Bart Icon|Sneaky}}
{{TB|Well, I suppose my partner and I could look the other way… for a cut of the loot. }}
{{THT||colspan=2}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Surprised}}
{{TB|Savage is a crooked cop?! What a twist! }}
{{Tapped Out Lisa Icon|Angry}}
{{TB|That’s cheating! To be satisfying, a twist has to be both well set up AND motivated by character. Otherwise it’s just cheap!}}
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Annoyed}}
{{TB|Then why am I so completely satisfied and fulfilled as an audience member? Huh? Answer that!}}
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}
}}

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