https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=A_Satyrical_SabbaticalA Satyrical Sabbatical - Revision history2026-04-05T07:46:15ZRevision history for this page on the wikiMediaWiki 1.29.0https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=A_Satyrical_Sabbatical&diff=1404956&oldid=prevSolarBot: replaced: … → ... (9)2025-06-24T21:12:06Z<p>replaced: … → ... (9)</p>
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|name = A Satyrical Sabbatical<br />
|image = [[File:Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br />
|level = 5<br />
|update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXII}}<br />
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|characters = [[Comic Book Ram]], {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders}}, [[Ned]]<br />
|optional = [[Comic Book Guy]], [[Lenny]], [[Carl]], [[Panther Marge]]<br />
|internal = ASatyricalSabbatical<br />
|id = 249051 - 249055<br />
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'''A Satyrical Sabbatical''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXII}} content update. It requires [[Comic Book Ram]] to be obtained.<br />
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== Dialogue ==<br />
=== Pt. 1 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Comic Book Ram's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Baa-baa-bad. The human world is the Worst. Civilization. Ever.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out The Rich Texan Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Hell no, this civilization is the tippy-top of human achievement! Yee-haw!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon}}<br />
{{TB|You may have six-shooters, ten-gallon hats, and million-dollar money rolls, but laboring peons give you all that wealth.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|Hey, I'm one of those peons and in my America we like working for a living!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Just to make someone else rich? LAME! In the animal-hybrid world, we just lie around, eat whatever we want, and mate.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|That sounds horrible — wait, what?}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Comic Book Ram Preach About Satyrism|8 hours}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Learn About Satyrism|8 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[House of Pain]], [[Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|5}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon}}<br />
{{TB|It's not complicated. Being more animal than human is where it's at.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}<br />
{{TB|That Ram-man makes a lot of sense.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Dying Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Maybe half of me should be getting out in nature more.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|But aren't both your halves allergic to the outdoors?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon}}<br />
{{TB|That's the old Lenny. I'm starting to realize, my entire life, I've been a terrible human being.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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=== Pt. 2 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Comic Book Ram's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon}}<br />
{{TB|So how exactly does one live the animal lifestyle?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Again: Animals do what we want, when we want, we care only about food, sleep, and…making the beast with two backs.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Helen Lovejoy Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|Well, I never…! Very well…maybe not never. Once.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Mr. Costington Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Yes, but how does your Satyrism protect my tax shelters?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Sad}}<br />
{{TB|And does your Satyrism let us eat pork and shellfish?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|First of all, there is no "Satyrism". I'm a half-human, half-ram, and just doing what animals do.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|It's not as complex as factoring how many [[Fallout Boy]]s are represented in the current {{ap|Radioactive Man|comic}} continuity.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Guy Icon}}<br />
{{TB|If I may interrupt: it's seven.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Comic Book Ram Explain Satyrism in More Detail|3 hours}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Comic Book Guy Explain Entire Radioactive Man Continuity|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[House of Pain]], [[Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Comic Book Guy]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Try to Grasp Satyrism|3 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[House of Pain]], [[Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|5}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|And finally, don't randomly maul humans. Save the mauling for worthwhile causes.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Yay}}<br />
{{TB|Like taking back my parking spot!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Or the guy who shouts "last call" at the bars!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Cookie Kwan Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Mr. Ram-man, is there any reward for being the best animal person? Maybe a nice jacket made from one of the other half-animals? }}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}} Let's go over the rules again.}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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=== Pt. 3 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Comic Book Ram's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Jerri Mackleberry Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Excuse me, mister prophet…guru…animal guy, your followers are fighting.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon|Surprised}}<br />
{{TB|I don't have followers.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Jerri Mackleberry Icon}}<br />
{{TB|You better tell THEM.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|The way of the animal forbids work!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Angry}}<br />
{{TB|But my stupid human half should be able to work if it wants to!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|What are you idiots doing?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lenny Icon|Yay}}<br />
{{TB|We're having a schism.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}chanting{{*}} SCHISM! SCHISM! SCHISM!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|You have no idea what that word means, do you?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Confused}}<br />
{{TB|No. But I like chanting things.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Carl Icon}}<br />
{{TB|We do too!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Lenny and Carl Icon|Shout}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}chanting{{*}} SCHISM! SCHISM! SCHISM!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|{{*}}sigh{{*}}}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Optional|Make Lenny Fight With Carl About Animal Dogma|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[House of Pain]], [[Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Lenny]]}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Carl Fight With Lenny About Animal Dogma|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[House of Pain]], [[Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Carl]]}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Comic Book Ram Stop a Schism|4 hours|[[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[House of Pain]], [[Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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=== Pt. 4 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Comic Book Ram's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Hey there, Satan-arino!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|I'm a ram, not Satan.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Anything with cloven hooves makes you devilish!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}<br />
{{TB|You seem forlorn and lonely. Where are all your new "followers"?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Ugh, I'm trying to avoid them!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|They've taken my simple philosophy of life and turned it into a treatise for hating each other.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Worst. Followers. Ever.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}<br />
{{TB|That's how the ol' prophet business goes.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|Say, what if I took those followers off your hands…or hooves. You could spend more time waxin' those horns of yours.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon}}<br />
{{TB|Your pews are a bit empty these days, I take it?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}<br />
{{TB|You just do your best to give those followers a good scare so they come running back to the church.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|I can put the fear of God…or the devil in them!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Ned Icon}}<br />
{{TB|I never like sayin' it but… All Hail, Satan!}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Comic Book Ram Scare the Locals|12 hours}}<br>{{Task/Job|Make Flanders Direct People Back to Church|8 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Springfield Park Entrance]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Springfielders}} Flee the Scary Horned Man|8 hours|the [[First Church of Springfield]], [[Springfield Park Entrance]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|5}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
<br />
=== Pt. 5 ===<br />
{{Table|<br />
{{THT|After tapping on Comic Book Ram's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Panther Marge Icon}}<br />
{{TB|So, you scared off all those humans following you around?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Comic Book Ram Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|They're so needy! I don't see how they live the way they do.}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Panther Marge Icon|Happy}}<br />
{{TB|For sure. Basking in the sun without a care in the world…this is the life!}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Homer Icon|Walrus Sad}}<br />
{{TB|I'm stuck. Can someone roll me over?}}<br />
{{Tapped Out Panther Marge Icon|Annoyed}}<br />
{{TB|Ugh. Some of us are better suited as half animals than others.}}<br />
{{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Comic Book Ram Relax and Enjoy the Animal Lifestyle|4 hours|[[Hibbert Island Bungalow]], [[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}}}<br>{{Task/Optional|Make Panther Marge Put Oil on Walrus Homer's Belly|4 hours|[[Hibbert Island Bungalow]], [[Springfield Park Entrance]], [[Mad Dr. Hibbert's Manor]], [[Town Hall]], or a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|char=[[Panther Marge]]}}<br>{{Task/JobMulti|Make {{TOCG|Normal Springfielders|Humans}} Live a Stressful Existence|4 hours|a {{TOG|Home Visitable|Visitable Home}}|5}}|colspan=2}}<br />
{{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br />
}}<br />
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{{Tapped Out Quests/Treehouse of Horror XXXII}}<br />
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