https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?action=history&feed=atom&title=A_Riveting_Performance A Riveting Performance - Revision history 2026-04-04T07:13:36Z Revision history for this page on the wiki MediaWiki 1.29.0 https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=A_Riveting_Performance&diff=1418914&oldid=prev SolarBot: replaced: … → ... (8) 2025-08-31T16:30:26Z <p>replaced: … → ... (8)</p> <table class="diff diff-contentalign-left" data-mw="interface"> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <col class='diff-marker' /> <col class='diff-content' /> <tr style='vertical-align: top;' lang='en'> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">← Older revision</td> <td colspan='2' style="background-color: white; color:black; text-align: center;">Revision as of 16:30, August 31, 2025</td> </tr><tr><td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno" id="mw-diff-left-l26" >Line 26:</td> <td colspan="2" class="diff-lineno">Line 26:</td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|I was gonna say workman, but I'm curious about yer henchman position.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; 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I'm a riveter now.}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>−</td><td style="color:black; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #ffe49c; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|We're not building battleships! 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color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon|Annoyed}}</div></td></tr> <tr><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|I'm always a &quot;friend&quot; when there's vomit to mop and &quot;Skinner's a dink&quot; to scrub off a wall.}}</div></td><td class='diff-marker'>&#160;</td><td style="background-color: #f9f9f9; color: #333333; font-size: 88%; border-style: solid; border-width: 1px 1px 1px 4px; border-radius: 0.33em; border-color: #e6e6e6; vertical-align: top; white-space: pre-wrap;"><div>{{TB|I'm always a &quot;friend&quot; when there's vomit to mop and &quot;Skinner's a dink&quot; to scrub off a wall.}}</div></td></tr> </table> SolarBot https://simpsonswiki.com/w/index.php?title=A_Riveting_Performance&diff=1418609&oldid=prev Solar Dragon: Created page with "{{Tapped Out Quest |name = A Riveting Performance |image = x100px |level = 10 |update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXIII}}..." 2025-08-31T11:54:19Z <p>Created page with &quot;{{Tapped Out Quest |name = A Riveting Performance |image = <a href="/wiki/File:Tapped_Out_Willie_the_Riveter_Sidebar.png" title="File:Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Sidebar.png">x100px</a> |level = 10 |update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXIII}}...&quot;</p> <p><b>New page</b></p><div>{{Tapped Out Quest<br /> |name = A Riveting Performance<br /> |image = [[File:Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Sidebar.png|x100px]]<br /> |level = 10<br /> |update = {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXIII}}<br /> |requirements = <br /> |characters = [[Willie the Riveter]]<br /> |optional = [[Hank Scorpio]], [[Femme Fatale]]<br /> |internal = ARivetingPerformance<br /> |id = 261022 - 261025<br /> |previous = <br /> |next = <br /> }}<br /> <br /> '''A Riveting Performance''' is a questline in ''[[The Simpsons: Tapped Out]]''. It was introduced in the {{TOCU|Treehouse of Horror XXXIII}} content update. It requires [[Willie the Riveter]] to be obtained.<br /> <br /> == Dialogue ==<br /> === Pt. 1 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I'm 'ere fer the job interview.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Which job? Evil henchman or uninformed workman?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I was gonna say workman, but I'm curious about yer henchman position.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}<br /> {{TB|As henchman, you'll eliminate my enemies — dip them in acid, shove them into wood chippers…entry-level stuff.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|Sounds a wee bit violent.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Pleased}}<br /> {{TB|It comes with a health package! As long as you're alive to use it.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Nae, a bottle of whiskey is all a Scot needs to cure what ails 'im.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Pleased}}<br /> {{TB|What if I toss in free henchmen haircuts…every Friday?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Head hair isn't the problem. It's me chest and back that's a forest of brambles.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Willie the Riveter Learn More About the Job|4 hours|the [[Volcano Lair]], [[Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle]], [[Death Mountain]], [[Monster's Castle]], [[Hell Labs]], or a [[Brown House]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Hank Scorpio Look for Other Henchmen|4 hours|the [[Volcano Lair]], [[Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle]], [[Death Mountain]], [[Monster's Castle]], [[Hell Labs]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Hank Scorpio]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 2 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Here's where you'll be working. I trust you have experience as a riveter?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|I'm dressed as one fer Halloween ain't I?!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Perfect. Don't ask any questions and we'll get along great.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|I only have one…what the heck is this thing?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Pleased}}<br /> {{TB|Okay. One answer only…this is my industrial death ray!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|A what?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}<br /> {{TB|That's a second question but somewhat tied to the first. It's like a normal death ray, but much bigger!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|I'm wonderin'—}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Bup-bup. Question time is over.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Willie the Riveter Figure Out How to Use a Riveter|4 hours}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Hank Scorpio Admire His Death Ray|4 hours|the [[Volcano Lair]], [[Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle]], [[Death Mountain]], [[Monster's Castle]], [[Hell Labs]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Hank Scorpio]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Thoughtful}}<br /> {{TB|Are you sure you know what you're doing?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon}}<br /> {{TB|A few more rivets and yer breath spray contraption will be finished.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|No, it's DEATH RAY! I don't want minty fresh breath! I want minty fresh DEATH!}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 3 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Gah, I'm no riveter. I cannae do this job.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}}<br /> {{TB|You're riveter enough for me.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Good heavens, what's a lass like you doin' here?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I'm an evil henchman. Well, evil henchwoman.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Don't let me stop you. Keep riveting. You're on the verge of a breakthrough.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|So you really think I can finish this deathy doodad?}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|No, you're the worst riveter I've ever seen, but you're about to break through the glass you're standing on.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|{{*}}gasp{{*}} Help me!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Femme Fatale Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Sorry. Evil henchwomen don't do the whole &quot;help&quot; thing.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Willie the Riveter Fall Through a Window|4 hours|the [[Volcano Lair]], [[Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle]], [[Death Mountain]], [[Monster's Castle]], [[Hell Labs]], or a [[Brown House]]}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Femme Fatale Trademark the Word &quot;Henchwomen&quot;|4 hours|the [[Volcano Lair]], [[Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle]], [[Death Mountain]], [[Monster's Castle]], [[Hell Labs]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Femme Fatale]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|100}} and {{XP|10}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> === Pt. 4 ===<br /> {{Table|<br /> {{THT|After tapping on Willie's exclamation mark|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Willie, you seem like a nice guy…or at least you seem like a guy. But I have to let you go.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon|Surprised}}<br /> {{TB|Let me go? But I din't do nae a thing!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|That's part of the problem. But you also riveted my car.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon|Confused}}<br /> {{TB|I'm a riveter. I rivet. Rivetin's what I know.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon|Thoughtful}}<br /> {{TB|It seems like you don't even know that.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Hank Scorpio Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Tell you what. I'll give you two weeks' severance pay. But don't tell anyone I was fair. Gotta keep my villain cred up.}}<br /> {{THT|{{Task/Job|Make Willie the Riveter Look for Work|4 hours}}&lt;br&gt;{{Task/Optional|Make Hank Scorpio Prepare a Severance Package|4 hours|the [[Volcano Lair]], [[Mad Doctor Itchy's Castle]], [[Death Mountain]], [[Monster's Castle]], [[Hell Labs]], or a [[Brown House]]|char=[[Hank Scorpio]]}}|colspan=2}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|Where the heck have you been, Willie? The school is in shambles.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon}}<br /> {{TB|I'm not a custodian. I'm a riveter now.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}<br /> {{TB|We're not building battleships! We're building young minds…not very well, but still…}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon|Happy}}<br /> {{TB|Imagine how the hooligans here would fall into line if'n ye DID have a battleship!}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}<br /> {{TB|Willie we can't even afford history books with pictures of battleships.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Skinner Icon}}<br /> {{TB|My friend, I'm afraid it's back to mopping vomit and scrubbing graffiti…just like on a battleship.}}<br /> {{Tapped Out Willie the Riveter Icon|Annoyed}}<br /> {{TB|I'm always a &quot;friend&quot; when there's vomit to mop and &quot;Skinner's a dink&quot; to scrub off a wall.}}<br /> {{THT|Quest reward: {{Cash|200}} and {{XP|20}}|colspan=2}}<br /> }}<br /> <br /> {{Tapped Out Quests/Treehouse of Horror XXXIII}}<br /> {{DEFAULTSORT:Riveting Performance, A}}</div> Solar Dragon